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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad Email]] #210'''
| [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210-robots watch] · [[parenting|← parenting]] · [[some kinda robot|some kinda robot →]]
|}
 
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''"Time for you to go... DEEP UNDERCOVER!"''
 
''This article is about the [[Strong Bad Email]].'' ''For the general concept, see [[Robots]].'' ''For  other uses, see [[Robots (disambiguation)]].''
 
Strong Bad sends The Cheat undercover to infiltrate a secret robot council.
 
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]], [[Visor Robot]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Larry Palaroncini]] (voice only), [[Grape-Nuts Robot]], [[Humidibot]], [[Coach Z]], [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Taranchula]] (voice only)
 
'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]
 
'''Computer:''' [[Lappier]]
 
'''Date:''' Monday, November 24, 2025
 
'''Running Time:''' 6:05 (Flash), 6:54 (YouTube)
 
'''Page Title:''' Lappier Than Thou
 
== Transcript ==
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm making this email up! 'Cause I hate everybody! Hate everybody-body! On the Internet! The Internet!
 
<blockquote>
>DearSB,<br />
>You got all these robots round your town, but<br />
>you never DO anything with them. What giveth?<br />
><br />
>Carrie<br />
>Larry, IA<br />
</blockquote>
 
''{Strong Bad pronounces SB as "sbu" and "IA" as "Internet asker"}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Hmmm. Good point, Care-lare, good point. It does seem like a bit of an oversight. ''{stops typing}'' Say, The Cheat!
 
''{The Cheat rushes in from the left. Strong Bad turns to greet him.}''
 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Bring up our files on thems of the robotic persuasion.
 
''{The Cheat produces a file folder. Hi-hats start.}''
 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
 
''{Cut to the folder. The first page displays a dossier for The Robot from the Original Book.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' First up, we've got the walking metal robot—
 
''{Cut to The Robot standing in the field, plugged into a detached wall outlet.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' The Robot!
 
''{The Robot raises its arm.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' One very specific size of nut—
 
''{Zoom in. A dotted line shows where a nut would fit inside The Robot's wrench hand.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' —doesn't stand a chance against this guy!
 
''{Cut back to the folder. A page featuring the dossier for the Visor Robot appears.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' And this guy was last seen doing a brief stint as one o' them personal assistants.
 
''{Cut to Homestar Runner in the kitchen. A Visor Robot-shaped AI assistant sits on the table.}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, fhqwh-bot, add "amazing thing" to my shopping list.
 
'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Okay. I added a lazy bean to your shopping list Homestar.
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated}'' That is not what I asked for. ''{pulls up a bundle of Large Bean plushes}'' And I already own all the lazy beans!
 
'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Now playing "Hazy Jeans" from Larry Palaroncini's solo album.
 
''{Song begins to play}''
 
'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{singing}'' Well, I can't see a thing through these hazy jeans...
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{frustrated groaning}'' Fhqwh-bot set a timer for a thousand million years!
 
''{Homestar walks out.}''
 
'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{visor flashes: subtitled}'' Okay. Setting a timer for aAAraRrrRRaarRaA—
 
''{The Visor Robot malfunctions and explodes, knocking all the lazy beans off the table and exposing its lightbulb.}''
 
''{Cut back to the file.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' And we can't forget my robotic— ''{a dossier for the Grape-Nuts Robot appears}'' doppelgänger! Who, in an unexpected twist, became the spokesperson for competing cereal companies.
 
''{Cut to the kitchen. The Grape-Nuts Robot is standing next to a box of Cheat Commandos...O's. The Cheat Commandos music plays.}''
 
'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Now spell. Come back, Flavor. Come back, Nutrition.
 
''{Cut back to the computer.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And finally, the leader of them all... that technological terror... the pinnacle of mechanical panic!
 
''{Cut to the file showing a dossier for Humidibot. The picture shows an imposing silhouette with a "?" sign on it. The name is unknown.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' You know him. You fear him.
 
''{Cut to the field. Humidibot rolls up.}''
 
'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water, singing}'' It's a great day for Humidibot! This is not my theme song!
 
''{Humidibot rolls off.}''
 
''{Strong Bad and The Cheat peek from behind the buses as Humidibot rolls past.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' There he goes, The Cheat. On his way to a secret robot council meeting! Time for you to go...
 
''{Behind the bushes, Strong Bad and The Cheat have an empty The Cheatbot shell.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' DEEP UNDERCOVER!
 
''{Strong Bad shoves the The Cheatbot shell on The Cheat.}''
 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{scuttling around}'' ''{beeping The Cheat noises}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Poifect! Now follow him and learn what their robot world domination plans are so we can copy 'em!
 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{doubtful The Cheat noises}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course they want to take over the world! Why else would robots be having a secret council meeting?
 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stroking his chin}'' Oh. I suppose a firmware upgrade is a possibility. If it is, ''{takes out a 5.25" floppy disk}'' then take this floppy and download it.
 
''{Strong Bad shoves the floppy into The Cheatbot's eyehole.}''
 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{painful The Cheat noises}'' ''{blood drips}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oops. Sorry. The higher the tech, the sharper the corners. That's what Compy Corp. says, anyways.
 
''{Cut to a commercial for a very pointy computer monitor called the Slicey 86, paired with a keyboard with very spiky keys.}''


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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Yes, the Compy Slicey 86. ''{schwing noise}'' Our sharpest PC yet!


''A secret council meeting''
''{A suture kit appears}''


'''[[Robot|Robots]]''' are frequently mentioned and seen in [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] cartoons and appear in many different forms throughout the series. Their appearances throughout the years were mostly incidental, but several robots become the focus of the eponymous email [[robots]], where they're shown to meet as "The Council of Grayish ROBOTS" to discuss sauces and play games of "Recite Your Favorite Sauce Commercial Perfectly Or We Rip Out Your Insides".
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Suture kit included!


== Appearances ==
''{Cut back to the field.}''


=== Characters ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' Now get moving, Cheatbot!


{| class="wikitable"
'''THE CHEATBOT:''' ''{scuttles away}'' ''{beeping The Cheat noises}''
|-
 
! colspan="3" | From Strong Bad's bot files
''{A group of robots is assembled in the Field behind a sign reading Council of Grayish ROBOTS. Present are an ATM, Humidibot, The Robot, the Grape-Nuts Robot, and the full-sized Visor Robot.}''
! rowspan="2" | Description
 
|-
'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I think spicy chili crisp is too played out.
! Name
 
! Manufacturer
''{The Cheatbot joins the group.}''
! Powers
 
|-
'''VISOR ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'm switching back to sriracha.
| [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]
 
| Zobot Inc.
'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{subtitled}'' I mixed up marsala and masala at my in-laws' house. Soooo embarrassing.
| 2 red dials! Able to lift (press) over 50 grapes
 
| A character in the [[Original Book]], the previous winner of the Strongest Man in the World Contest.
'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water}'' On that note, should we start back up our Béchamel versus Hollandaise debate? Cause I'm Humidibot?
|-
 
| The [[Visor Robot]]
''{Cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, without The Cheatbot shell.}''
| [[Strong Bad|Me?]]
 
| VOIP (not the phone kind), human brain?
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' They were just talking about friggin' sauce?
| A futuristic robot known for his red visor which shoots powerful [[Lasers|lasers]] with a loud "VOIP!". He first appeared in [[Homestarloween Party]].
 
|-
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
| [[Strong Bad Robot]]
 
| [[Bubs]]Tech
'''STRONG BAD:''' You sure it wasn't like... mind control sauce? Or melt the human stomach so we can take over the world sauce!
| Doing-sproings, spelling quiz
 
| A barely functional robot, supposedly made in Strong Bad's likeness, made by [[Bubs]] out of a Grape-Nuts [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] box and a [[Speak & Spell (toy)|Speak and Spell]].
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shakes head}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
|-
 
| [[Humidibot]]
'''STRONG BAD:''' I refuse to accept that! There's just no way robots would secretly congregate only to discuss various types of sauce! ''{hovering in mid-air}'' You must have missed something. ''{lands on the ground}'' You gotta go back.
| HumidiTek
 
| Can identify self over 10 times/day
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
| A robotic humidifier that drips water from his mouth when he speaks and likes to tell people that he is Humidibot.
 
|}
'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you mean you don't know any sauces? Just make something up! Find out how sauce equals world domination. Solve for sauce.
 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{frustrated The Cheat noises}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Back in the bucket!
 
''{Strong Bad shoves the bucket shell back on The Cheat.}''
 
''{Cut to Humidibot discussing sauces.}''


* The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Intercom]] from [[Teen Girl Squad]] appears to be a robot.
'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{spitting water, singing}'' Coodeman's Burrelli sauce.
* The game [[Stinkoman 20X6]] features [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|many robots]] which [[Stinkoman]] must fight and destroy, with the true end boss being a robotic version of [[Trogador]]: Mecha-Trogador.


=== Mentions and Appearances ===
''{The Cheatbot joins the group.}''


* Email [[some kinda robot]] — [[Strong Bad]] asks [[Abdi LaRue]] if he is "some kinda robot" and about any special powers that he might have.
''{Cut to an ad for sauce.}''
* Email [[credit card]] — Two of the items available for purchase at "the_coolest_stuff_ever.com" are a killer robot and a robotic dog/shark.
* Email [[band names]] — A fan says that "Invisible Robot Fish" is a possible name for his band.
* [[Meet Marshie]] — In an Easter egg, [[Homestar Runner]] says, "I hate that freakin' robot", presumably referring to [[Marshie]].
* Email [[japanese cartoon]] — Strong Bad calls Stinkoman's boots "robot boots".
* Email [[unused emails]] — An unused email reads, "HOW DUMB IS IT BEING A DUMB ROBOT. I AM GLAD YOU ARE A ROBOT NOT ME."
* [[20X6 vs. 1936]] — Stinkoman thinks [[The Homestar Runner]]'s [[Washboard|Worshboard]] is "some kinda robot", and The Homestar Runner asks what a "robit" is.
* [[The System is Down (song)|The System is Down]] — The lyrics mention dancing robots.
* [[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad edits the book to make robots burst out of people.
* [[Hallrunner]] — One of the objects you must face is Robot Darren, who shoots lasers with a "VOIP" much like the Visor Robot.
* Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad thinks about answering the email like a robot, but then decides it is a bad idea.
* [[Duck Guardian One]] — Obstacles to avoid include robot heads and robot [[Dogs|dogs]].
* Email [[technology]] — As part of his technology "intro-mercial", Strong Bad talks about robots and their purpose. Also, [[The Cheat]] appears, wearing a robot [[The Cheat Other Costumes|costume]], and is called "[[The Cheatbot]]" by Strong Bad.
* Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad says he didn't have a date for the prom because his girlfriend "went to Mars to help that robot stuck in the sand".
* Email [[theme song]] — The Pop Ballad-Type theme song mentions "sitting on top of an old robot".
* Email [[what i want]] — One of the items mentioned on [[Z' ShopChan]] is [[Dancin' Musical Nobots]].
* Email [[strong badathlon]] — According to Strong Bad, his best event in the [[Strong Badathlon]] is the "Probably Something with Guitars, Lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls" event.
* [[Sketchbook]] — In the [[Sketchbook 2007|March 22, 2007]] sketchbook, one of the designs for a possible [[Drive-Thru|drive-thru]] speaker is a robot.
* Email [[Accent]] — The [[Strong Bad Email Intros|intro]] goes, "Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this email."
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[Tompkins]]'s mother, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Momkins]], is a robot prospector, making her a literal gold digger.
* Email [[bike thief]] — In an Easter egg, Strong Bad asks Homestar whether he's supposed to be a trash can or a robot.
* Email [[diorama]] — In the historical diorama, a robot is responsible for assassinating [[Presidents|president]] Jimmy Carter.
* [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — A robot appears as part of "The Rest".
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Homestar is heard saying that someone is "half-robot".
* Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad makes an [[Animatronic Strong Bad]].
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — A robotic [[Penguins|penguin]] appears in a [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]] comic. Also, Strong Bad decides that since there's no way [[Pom Pom]] can be such a good athlete with [[Coach Z]] teaching him, Pom Pom is a robot on steroids.
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs makes a security robot to protect his gold record.
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — The [[Gremlin]]'s 'auto-pilot' is the security robot from [[Baddest of the Bands]]. Also, in the film's climax, [[Uzi Bazooka]] is revealed to be a robot, and earlier in the film, the [[Bear Holding a Shark|Bear holding a Shark]] plays a robotic [[Dinosaurs|dinosaur]].
* [[4 Gregs]] — [[Japanese Culture Greg]] compares the football game to "the robotic dragon's lair".
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Chizuko]] is the robot who is from a 2005 Consumer Robotics Show that is Japanese Culture Greg's date to the prom. [[Open Source Greg]] also sends to the prom his cyborg avatar "in his stead".
* [[Strong Bad Classics!]] — The Smithy and his anvil are turned into a Smithybot and his little beep-boop.
* [[@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad makes a show about a robot detective named Tech, and his six-year-old partner.
* [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]] — [[Stingy Relenque]] threatens [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] with his robotic [[Santaman]].
* [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser]] — The silhouette replacing Strong Bad in this teaser is the [[BigDog]] robot.
* [[Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office]] — [[Dangeresque Too]] finds a washer in a metal box that he was unsure of if it was a lunch or tool box. He concludes that it's most likely a toolbox upon finding the washer, before dramatically saying it could be lunch for a robot.
* Email [[robots]] — Strong Bad gets curious at what the various robots of Free Country, USA get up to and sends The Cheat undercover as The Cheatbot to investigate. The Cheat manages to win the position of supreme robot leader, and uses the power to force the rest of the cast to pretend to be robots by cramming themselves in upside-down buckets.


== See Also ==
'''HUMIDIBOT:''' ''{singing}'' "It's gonna fill up your belly, hoss!"


* [[Aliens]]
''{The belly on the chef guy on the ad inflates. A button''
* [[Ghosts]]
[[Category:Electronics running gags]]
[[Category:Robots]]


Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

Strong Bad Email #210 watch · ← parenting · some kinda robot →

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"Time for you to go... DEEP UNDERCOVER!"

This article is about the Strong Bad Email. For the general concept, see Robots. For other uses, see Robots (disambiguation).

Strong Bad sends The Cheat undercover to infiltrate a secret robot council.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Robot, Visor Robot, Homestar Runner, Larry Palaroncini (voice only), Grape-Nuts Robot, Humidibot, Coach Z, The King of Town, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, Taranchula (voice only)

Places (in order of appearance): Computer Room, The Field

Computer: Lappier

Date: Monday, November 24, 2025

Running Time: 6:05 (Flash), 6:54 (YouTube)

Page Title: Lappier Than Thou

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm making this email up! 'Cause I hate everybody! Hate everybody-body! On the Internet! The Internet!

>DearSB,
>You got all these robots round your town, but
>you never DO anything with them. What giveth?
>
>Carrie
>Larry, IA

{Strong Bad pronounces SB as "sbu" and "IA" as "Internet asker"}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Hmmm. Good point, Care-lare, good point. It does seem like a bit of an oversight. {stops typing} Say, The Cheat!

{The Cheat rushes in from the left. Strong Bad turns to greet him.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Bring up our files on thems of the robotic persuasion.

{The Cheat produces a file folder. Hi-hats start.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{Cut to the folder. The first page displays a dossier for The Robot from the Original Book.}

STRONG BAD: First up, we've got the walking metal robot—

{Cut to The Robot standing in the field, plugged into a detached wall outlet.}

STRONG BAD: The Robot!

{The Robot raises its arm.}

STRONG BAD: One very specific size of nut—

{Zoom in. A dotted line shows where a nut would fit inside The Robot's wrench hand.}

STRONG BAD: —doesn't stand a chance against this guy!

{Cut back to the folder. A page featuring the dossier for the Visor Robot appears.}

STRONG BAD: And this guy was last seen doing a brief stint as one o' them personal assistants.

{Cut to Homestar Runner in the kitchen. A Visor Robot-shaped AI assistant sits on the table.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say, fhqwh-bot, add "amazing thing" to my shopping list.

VISOR ROBOT: {visor flashes: subtitled} Okay. I added a lazy bean to your shopping list Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {frustrated} That is not what I asked for. {pulls up a bundle of Large Bean plushes} And I already own all the lazy beans!

VISOR ROBOT: {visor flashes: subtitled} Now playing "Hazy Jeans" from Larry Palaroncini's solo album.

{Song begins to play}

LARRY PALARONCINI: {singing} Well, I can't see a thing through these hazy jeans...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {frustrated groaning} Fhqwh-bot set a timer for a thousand million years!

{Homestar walks out.}

VISOR ROBOT: {visor flashes: subtitled} Okay. Setting a timer for aAAraRrrRRaarRaA—

{The Visor Robot malfunctions and explodes, knocking all the lazy beans off the table and exposing its lightbulb.}

{Cut back to the file.}

STRONG BAD: And we can't forget my robotic— {a dossier for the Grape-Nuts Robot appears} doppelgänger! Who, in an unexpected twist, became the spokesperson for competing cereal companies.

{Cut to the kitchen. The Grape-Nuts Robot is standing next to a box of Cheat Commandos...O's. The Cheat Commandos music plays.}

GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: {subtitled} Now spell. Come back, Flavor. Come back, Nutrition.

{Cut back to the computer.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} And finally, the leader of them all... that technological terror... the pinnacle of mechanical panic!

{Cut to the file showing a dossier for Humidibot. The picture shows an imposing silhouette with a "?" sign on it. The name is unknown.}

STRONG BAD: You know him. You fear him.

{Cut to the field. Humidibot rolls up.}

HUMIDIBOT: {spitting water, singing} It's a great day for Humidibot! This is not my theme song!

{Humidibot rolls off.}

{Strong Bad and The Cheat peek from behind the buses as Humidibot rolls past.}

STRONG BAD: There he goes, The Cheat. On his way to a secret robot council meeting! Time for you to go...

{Behind the bushes, Strong Bad and The Cheat have an empty The Cheatbot shell.}

STRONG BAD: DEEP UNDERCOVER!

{Strong Bad shoves the The Cheatbot shell on The Cheat.}

THE CHEAT: {scuttling around} {beeping The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Poifect! Now follow him and learn what their robot world domination plans are so we can copy 'em!

THE CHEAT: {doubtful The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Of course they want to take over the world! Why else would robots be having a secret council meeting?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {stroking his chin} Oh. I suppose a firmware upgrade is a possibility. If it is, {takes out a 5.25" floppy disk} then take this floppy and download it.

{Strong Bad shoves the floppy into The Cheatbot's eyehole.}

THE CHEAT: {painful The Cheat noises} {blood drips}

STRONG BAD: Oops. Sorry. The higher the tech, the sharper the corners. That's what Compy Corp. says, anyways.

{Cut to a commercial for a very pointy computer monitor called the Slicey 86, paired with a keyboard with very spiky keys.}

STRONG BAD: {narrating} Yes, the Compy Slicey 86. {schwing noise} Our sharpest PC yet!

{A suture kit appears}

STRONG BAD: {narrating} Suture kit included!

{Cut back to the field.}

STRONG BAD: Now get moving, Cheatbot!

THE CHEATBOT: {scuttles away} {beeping The Cheat noises}

{A group of robots is assembled in the Field behind a sign reading Council of Grayish ROBOTS. Present are an ATM, Humidibot, The Robot, the Grape-Nuts Robot, and the full-sized Visor Robot.}

VISOR ROBOT: {subtitled} I think spicy chili crisp is too played out.

{The Cheatbot joins the group.}

VISOR ROBOT: {subtitled} I'm switching back to sriracha.

GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: {subtitled} I mixed up marsala and masala at my in-laws' house. Soooo embarrassing.

HUMIDIBOT: {spitting water} On that note, should we start back up our Béchamel versus Hollandaise debate? Cause I'm Humidibot?

{Cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, without The Cheatbot shell.}

STRONG BAD: {frustrated} They were just talking about friggin' sauce?

THE CHEAT: {shrugging} {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: You sure it wasn't like... mind control sauce? Or melt the human stomach so we can take over the world sauce!

THE CHEAT: {shakes head} {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: I refuse to accept that! There's just no way robots would secretly congregate only to discuss various types of sauce! {hovering in mid-air} You must have missed something. {lands on the ground} You gotta go back.

THE CHEAT: {shrugging} {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: What do you mean you don't know any sauces? Just make something up! Find out how sauce equals world domination. Solve for sauce.

THE CHEAT: {frustrated The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Back in the bucket!

{Strong Bad shoves the bucket shell back on The Cheat.}

{Cut to Humidibot discussing sauces.}

HUMIDIBOT: {spitting water, singing} Coodeman's Burrelli sauce.

{The Cheatbot joins the group.}

{Cut to an ad for sauce.}

HUMIDIBOT: {singing} "It's gonna fill up your belly, hoss!"

{The belly on the chef guy on the ad inflates. A button

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