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The '''Cheat Commandos Theme Song''' is the theme song of the [[Cheat Commandos]] cartoon show. It is reminiscent of the [[G.I. Joe]] theme song.  As part of a [[toyetic]] franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot.  The Commandos' battle against [[Blue Laser]] is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan "[[Buy all our playsets and toys!]]". It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.
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The '''Cheat Commandos Theme Song''' is the theme song of the [[Cheat Commandos]] cartoon show. It is reminiscent of the [[G.I. Joe]] theme song. As part of a [[toyetic]] franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot. The Commandos' battle against [[Blue Laser]] is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan &quot;[[Buy all our playsets and toys!]]&quot;. It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.
 
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Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom<br />
Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom<br />
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Buy all our playsets and toys!
Buy all our playsets and toys!


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* '''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]]
* '''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]]
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* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 12]])
* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 12]])


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* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/cheat-commandos-theme "Cheat Commandos Theme" on Songwhip]
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/cheat-commandos-theme "Cheat Commandos Theme" on Songwhip]
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/buy-all-our-playsets-and-toys-reprise "Buy All Our Playsets and Toys (Reprise)" on Songwhip]
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/buy-all-our-playsets-and-toys-reprise "Buy All Our Playsets and Toys (Reprise)" on Songwhip]


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[[Everybody Everybody]] · [[Stave It Off]] · [[Skills of an Artist]] · [[Caleb Rentpayer|Caleb Rentpayer Love Theme]] · [[Caleb Rentpayer|Funeral Dirge]] · [[Now I'll Do A Dance]] · [[CGNU Fight Song]] · [[Videlectrix|Videlectrix Chime]] · [[StrongBadZone]] · [[Smells Like Peanut Action]] · [[Meet Marshie]] · [[No Probalo]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)|3 Times Halloween Funjob]] · [[Teen Girl Squad (theme song)|Teen Girl Squad]] · [[4 Gregs]] · [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] · [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] · [[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] · [[The Cheat Is Not Dead]] · [[Because, It's Midnite]] · [[Peasant's Quest Theme]] · [[Santam'n Is A Blademan]] · [[Stinkoman Level 1]] · [[Dethemberween Thnikkaman]] · [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] · [[Todaybor Day Is Labor Day]] · [[Anew App (song)|Anew App]]
[[Decemberweenvent Calendar Character Variations|Character Variations]] · [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)|2024 Revisit]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''The Commandos'''
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| [[Gunhaver]], [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[Reinforcements]], [[Reynold]], [[Ripberger]], [[Silent Rip]]<br />[[Agent Chimendez]], [[Foxface]], [[Green Helmets]], [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''[[Blue Laser]]'''
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| [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Blue Laser Babies]], [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
 
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| [[Cheat Commandos HQ]] ([[The Screen]]), [[Arctic Playset]], [[Kitchen Commandos]], [[Reynold's Office]]<br />[[Blue Laser HQ]], [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]]<br />[[The Desert]], [[Jaded Teen Pizza]], [[Price Style]], [[Reynold's Parents' House]], [[Topplegangers' Hideout]]
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| [[Cheat Commandos Vehicles]], [[Crackotage's Plane]], [[Gunhaver's Gun]],  [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]], [[Spy Camera]]
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| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[Shopping For Danger]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]], [[Let us give TANKS!]]<br />[[An Important Rap Song]], [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], Two Part Episode ([[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1|Part 1]], [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2|Part 2]]), [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
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| '''Theme Song''', [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]
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| [[A. Chimendez]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]], [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]], [[The Cheat]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Miscellaneous'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Playsets|Playsets (for figurines)]], [[Rejected Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos Other Costumes|Other Costumes]], [[Pony Fights 2]], [[Cheat Commandos Tactics]]
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The Cheat Commandos Theme Song is the theme song of the Cheat Commandos cartoon show. It is reminiscent of the G.I. Joe theme song. As part of a toyetic franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot. The Commandos' battle against Blue Laser is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan "Buy all our playsets and toys!". It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.

Lyrics

Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom
And each is sold separately
Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil
Buy all our playsets and toys!

Appearances

Quotes of the Week

Cheat Commandos Theme Song's Quotes of the Week
Decemberweenvent Calendar

Everybody Everybody · Stave It Off · Skills of an Artist · Caleb Rentpayer Love Theme · Funeral Dirge · Now I'll Do A Dance · CGNU Fight Song · Videlectrix Chime · StrongBadZone · Smells Like Peanut Action · Meet Marshie · No Probalo · 3 Times Halloween Funjob · Teen Girl Squad · 4 Gregs · Strong Bad is a Bad Guy · Strong Badia National Anthem · Homestar Runner Presents: Presents · The Cheat Is Not Dead · Because, It's Midnite · Peasant's Quest Theme · Santam'n Is A Blademan · Stinkoman Level 1 · Dethemberween Thnikkaman · Trogdor · Todaybor Day Is Labor Day · Anew App Character Variations · 2024 Revisit

Cheat Commandos
The Commandos Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip
Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office
Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage
The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS!
An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics

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