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''"How come you people never play my game, man?"'' | |||
Instead of a regular message, Strong Bad receives a [[Hairstyle Runner]] design. | Instead of a regular message, Strong Bad receives a [[Hairstyle Runner]] design. | ||
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'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!! | '''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!! | ||
'''DVD:''' [[strongbad email.exe Disc One]] | '''DVD:'''[[strongbad email.exe Disc One]] | ||
'''SBEmail Menu Description:''' When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe. | |||
== Transcript == | |||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, types "run Strongbad's__email"}'' I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...''{stops singing}'' Okay, let's see what we got here... | |||
<blockquote> | |||
>Homestar Hair<br /> | |||
>downloading... | |||
</blockquote> | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Home...star...Hair...? What the... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Home...star...Hair...? What the... | ||
''{A graphic from Hairstyle Runner appears, with oddly shaped hair, sideburns and an outline of a beard.}'' | ''{A graphic from Hairstyle Runner appears, with oddly shaped hair, sideburns and an outline of a beard.}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man! I swear if I get another one of these ''{types | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man! I swear if I get another one of these ''{types "delete that crap"}'' freakin' "Hairstyle Runners" from one of you guys,— | ||
''{The image shrinks until it disappears, and a message reading | ''{The image shrinks until it disappears, and a message reading "crap deleted." appears onscreen.}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' —I'm gonna have to start busting some heads, okay? I mean, how come you people never play ''my'' game, man? I never get any Strong Libs in my email. I mean, there's this whole game out there that's all for me that you guys can fill out, you know, and like, send me some hilarious crap or something. Now you got me all cheesed off! I'm gonna play some | '''STRONG BAD:''' —I'm gonna have to start busting some heads, okay? I mean, how come you people never play ''my'' game, man? I never get any Strong Libs in my email. I mean, there's this whole game out there that's all for me that you guys can fill out, you know, and like, send me some hilarious crap or something. Now you got me all cheesed off! I'm gonna play some "Temple of Apshai". ''{types "run"temple__of__apshai""}'' Forget you guys. ''{brings up Temple of Apshai}'' | ||
''{Temple of Apshai features a little white warrior walking back and forth in a pink-walled 8-bit dungeon with a blue monster and a green box. To the right are a bunch of statistics. [[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ''{Temple of Apshai features a little white warrior walking back and forth in a pink-walled 8-bit dungeon with a blue monster and a green box. To the right are a bunch of statistics. [[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my hit points are, like, inexcusable in this dungeon, man. I need to find some elixir or something. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my hit points are, like, inexcusable in this dungeon, man. I need to find some elixir or something. | ||
== Fun Facts == | |||
= | |||
=== Trivia === | |||
== | |||
* The text on the Temple of Apshai game is as follows. Note that some characters are obscured by Strong Bad's head and others are uncertain, as the font contains many identical-looking characters. | * The text on the Temple of Apshai game is as follows. Note that some characters are obscured by Strong Bad's head and others are uncertain, as the font contains many identical-looking characters. | ||
<blockquote>ROOM NO=28<br /> | <blockquote> | ||
WOUNDS= 91%<br /> | >ROOM NO=28<br /> | ||
FATIGUE=97%<br /> | >WOUNDS= 91%<br /> | ||
WEIGHT= 87<br /> | >FATIGUE=97%<br /> | ||
<br /> | >WEIGHT= 87<br /><br /> | ||
ARROWS= 97<br /> | >ARROWS= 97<br /> | ||
MAG ARROWS 9<br /> | >MAG ARROWS 9<br /> | ||
SKELETON<br /> | >SKELETON<br /> | ||
APPEARS!<br /> | >APPEARS!<br /> | ||
TOTAL SLAIN<br /> | >TOTAL SLAIN<br /> | ||
9 | >9 | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
* This is the only email that is not a letter of some kind, and the first one to feature an attachment. | * This is the only email that is not a letter of some kind, and the first one to feature an attachment. | ||
* This is the first time Strong Bad deleted something in anger, although we don't see the now-standard | * This is the first time Strong Bad deleted something in anger, although we don't see the now-standard "[[DELETED]]" screen. | ||
* It is also the first Strong Bad Email to feature dialogue that takes place after The Paper comes down. | * It is also the first Strong Bad Email to feature dialogue that takes place after The Paper comes down. | ||
* This is also the first instance of Strong Bad's computer [[Strong Bad's Computers Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities|exceeding its technical boundaries]] — in this case, displaying Temple of Apshai and the Hairstyle Runner in full color and resolution on a supposedly monochrome monitor. | * This is also the first instance of Strong Bad's computer [[Strong Bad's Computers Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities|exceeding its technical boundaries]] — in this case, displaying Temple of Apshai and the Hairstyle Runner in full color and resolution on a supposedly monochrome monitor. | ||
* This is the first email to use the word | * This is the first email to use the word "[[Crap|crap]]". | ||
=== Remarks === | |||
== | |||
* When Strong Bad is playing Temple of Apshai, his figure keeps moving in the same pattern. | * When Strong Bad is playing Temple of Apshai, his figure keeps moving in the same pattern. | ||
=== Inside References === | |||
== | |||
* The game Strong Bad refers to as his game is [[Strong Libs]]. | * The game Strong Bad refers to as his game is [[Strong Libs]]. | ||
=== Real-World References === | |||
== | |||
* [[Temple of Apshai]] is a real role-playing computer game from [[Epyx]]. | * [[Temple of Apshai|''Temple of Apshai'']] is a real role-playing computer game from [[Epyx]]. However, the graphics on Strong Bad's screen are '''not''' from Temple of Apshai, but are actually a cut-and-paste job from an old [[ZX Spectrum]] game called [[Chaos (video game)|''Chaos: Battle of the Wizards'']]. | ||
== DVD Version == | |||
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* The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching. | * The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching. | ||
=== Commentary Transcript === | |||
== | |||
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]) | ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]) | ||
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'''MIKE:''' It probably took us 6 hours at the time, but... | '''MIKE:''' It probably took us 6 hours at the time, but... | ||
'''MATT:''' Yep. And then now here it's color, color for | '''MATT:''' Yep. And then now here it's color, color for Temple of Apshai, too. | ||
'''MIKE:''' Yeah. | '''MIKE:''' Yeah. | ||
'''MATT:''' Why? I mean, he could be playing, like, | '''MATT:''' Why? I mean, he could be playing, like, Final Fantasy on this according to— | ||
'''MIKE:''' That's a skeleton. That's a skeleton. That blue, isn't that? Isn't that the skeletons from— | '''MIKE:''' That's a skeleton. That's a skeleton. That blue, isn't that? Isn't that the skeletons from— | ||
'''MATT:''' Yeah. I always thought it looked like that blue thing, you know, ''{quickly}'' The | '''MATT:''' Yeah. I always thought it looked like that blue thing, you know, ''{quickly}'' The Close Encounters of the Third Ki— | ||
=== Fun Facts === | |||
== | |||
* Matt mentions | * Matt mentions [[Final Fantasy]], a popular series of role-playing games created by [[Square Enix]] (formerly [[Square (video game company)|Squaresoft]]). | ||
* Matt | * Matt also references [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075860 Close Encounters of the Third Kind], a science fiction movie about alien abductions directed by [[Steven Spielberg]]. | ||
== YouTube Version == | |||
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* At the start of the email, | * At the start of the email, a Windows XP "Hardware Remove" sound can be heard briefly. | ||
== External Links == | |||
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* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/4-homestar-hair watch "homestar hair"] | * [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/4-homestar-hair watch "homestar hair"] | ||
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* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail4.swf view the Flash file for "homestar hair"] | * [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail4.swf view the Flash file for "homestar hair"] | ||
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! style="width:8%;background:#DDF" | '''Info''' | |||
| [[Strong Bad Email By Title|Email Titles]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|Sender's Name]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Place|Sender's Location]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Length|Email Lengths]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Greeting|Email Greetings]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Closing|Email Closings]] · [[Strong Bad Email Release Dates|Email Release Dates]] · [[Strong Bad Email Intros|Email Intros]] · [[Strong Bad Email Outros|Email Outros]] · [[Strong Bad Email Page Titles|Page Titles]] · [[Strong Bad Email Statistics|Statistics]] · [[Strong Bad Email Menu|Menu]] · [[Scroll Button Songs]] · [[Items|Computers]] · [[Floppy Disk Container]] · [[Strong Bad Email Sender's Subject|Subjects]] · [[Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Spin-offs]] · [[Irregular Back Links]] · [[Poorly Written Emails]] · [[Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval]] · [[Emails Taken in a Different Direction]] | |||
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[ | ! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Tandy 400]]''' | ||
| [[some kinda robot]] · [[homsar]] · [[butt IQ]] · '''homestar hair''' · [[making out]] · [[depressio]] · [[halloweener]] · [[brianrietta]] · [[i love you]] · [[trevor the vampire]] · [[i rule]] · [[credit card]] · [[i she be]] · [[duck pond]] · [[the basics]] · [[band names]] · [[studying]] · [[stand-up]] · [[tape-leg]] · [[spring cleaning]] · [[cartoon]] · [[sb email 22]] · [[little animal]] · [[the bird]] · [[super powers]] · [[CGNU]] · [[3 wishes]] · [[1 step ahead]] · [[superhero name]] · [[12:00]] · [[sugarbob]] · [[flag day]] · [[gimmicks]] · [[weird dream]] · [[sisters]] · [[guitar]] · [[dullard]] · [[helium]] · [[property of ones]] · [[vacation]] | |||
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! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Compy 386]]''' | |||
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! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Lappy 486]]''' | |||
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! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Compé]]''' | |||
| [[independent]] · [[dictionary]] · [[videography]] | |||
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! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Lappier]]''' | |||
| [[sbemail 206]] · [[too cool]] · [[the next april fools thing]] | |||
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! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[strongbad email.exe|Bonus]]''' | |||
| [[Greeting Cards]] · [[E-mail Birds]] · [[Videro Games]] · [[Family Resemblence]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Accent]] · [[Comic Book Movie]] | |||
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[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] | |||
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]] | |||
[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc One]] | |||
[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]] | |||
Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
| Strong Bad Email #4 | watch · ← butt IQ · making out → |
"How come you people never play my game, man?"
Instead of a regular message, Strong Bad receives a Hairstyle Runner design.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Tandy 400
Date: Thursday, September 27, 2001
Running Time: 0:55
Page Title: Tandy 400!!!
DVD:strongbad email.exe Disc One
SBEmail Menu Description: When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe.
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing, types "run Strongbad's__email"} I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...{stops singing} Okay, let's see what we got here...
>Homestar Hair
>downloading...
STRONG BAD: Home...star...Hair...? What the...
{A graphic from Hairstyle Runner appears, with oddly shaped hair, sideburns and an outline of a beard.}
STRONG BAD: Oh man! I swear if I get another one of these {types "delete that crap"} freakin' "Hairstyle Runners" from one of you guys,—
{The image shrinks until it disappears, and a message reading "crap deleted." appears onscreen.}
STRONG BAD: —I'm gonna have to start busting some heads, okay? I mean, how come you people never play my game, man? I never get any Strong Libs in my email. I mean, there's this whole game out there that's all for me that you guys can fill out, you know, and like, send me some hilarious crap or something. Now you got me all cheesed off! I'm gonna play some "Temple of Apshai". {types "run"temple__of__apshai""} Forget you guys. {brings up Temple of Apshai}
{Temple of Apshai features a little white warrior walking back and forth in a pink-walled 8-bit dungeon with a blue monster and a green box. To the right are a bunch of statistics. The Paper comes down.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, my hit points are, like, inexcusable in this dungeon, man. I need to find some elixir or something.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The text on the Temple of Apshai game is as follows. Note that some characters are obscured by Strong Bad's head and others are uncertain, as the font contains many identical-looking characters.
>ROOM NO=28
>WOUNDS= 91%
>FATIGUE=97%
>WEIGHT= 87
>ARROWS= 97
>MAG ARROWS 9
>SKELETON
>APPEARS!
>TOTAL SLAIN
>9
- This is the only email that is not a letter of some kind, and the first one to feature an attachment.
- This is the first time Strong Bad deleted something in anger, although we don't see the now-standard "DELETED" screen.
- It is also the first Strong Bad Email to feature dialogue that takes place after The Paper comes down.
- This is also the first instance of Strong Bad's computer exceeding its technical boundaries — in this case, displaying Temple of Apshai and the Hairstyle Runner in full color and resolution on a supposedly monochrome monitor.
- This is the first email to use the word "crap".
Remarks
- When Strong Bad is playing Temple of Apshai, his figure keeps moving in the same pattern.
Inside References
- The game Strong Bad refers to as his game is Strong Libs.
Real-World References
- Temple of Apshai is a real role-playing computer game from Epyx. However, the graphics on Strong Bad's screen are not from Temple of Apshai, but are actually a cut-and-paste job from an old ZX Spectrum game called Chaos: Battle of the Wizards.
DVD Version
- The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
Commentary Transcript
(Commentary by: Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman)
MATT: This has a big inconsistency in it with the abilities of his old computer—
MIKE: {laughs} Yeah, displaying the color picture.
MATT: Yeah. Not only can it display JPEGs, it can display a full-color one. Yeah. And there's also a reference to, uh, to Strong Bad Libs in it, huh?
MIKE: Yeah. We still occasionally get a Strong Bad Lib if someone's watched this email and then...
MATT: And then does one.
{long pause}
MATT: Say—
MIKE: Not a lot of animation going on in this one.
MATT: Yeah, this was, uh...
MIKE: This one would probably take us— we could probably do this in under 20 minutes nowadays.
MATT: {laughs a little} Probabl—
MIKE: It probably took us 6 hours at the time, but...
MATT: Yep. And then now here it's color, color for Temple of Apshai, too.
MIKE: Yeah.
MATT: Why? I mean, he could be playing, like, Final Fantasy on this according to—
MIKE: That's a skeleton. That's a skeleton. That blue, isn't that? Isn't that the skeletons from—
MATT: Yeah. I always thought it looked like that blue thing, you know, {quickly} The Close Encounters of the Third Ki—
Fun Facts
- Matt mentions Final Fantasy, a popular series of role-playing games created by Square Enix (formerly Squaresoft).
- Matt also references Close Encounters of the Third Kind, a science fiction movie about alien abductions directed by Steven Spielberg.
YouTube Version
- At the start of the email, a Windows XP "Hardware Remove" sound can be heard briefly.
External Links
- watch "homestar hair"
- watch "homestar hair" on YouTube
- watch "homestar hair" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "homestar hair"
