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  &lt;line start=&quot;19&quot; end=&quot;73&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'.&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;73&quot; end=&quot;93&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Please leave me a message.&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;93&quot; end=&quot;101&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;104&quot; end=&quot;169&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;169&quot; end=&quot;250&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;250&quot; end=&quot;297&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;297&quot; end=&quot;378&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;378&quot; end=&quot;419&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;419&quot; end=&quot;473&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;473&quot; end=&quot;542&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and-&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;542&quot; end=&quot;603&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might- I mean, people might want to have.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;603&quot; end=&quot;637&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;637&quot; end=&quot;647&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;652&quot; end=&quot;686&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;686&quot; end=&quot;757&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;757&quot; end=&quot;813&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;813&quot; end=&quot;902&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;902&quot; end=&quot;955&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;955&quot; end=&quot;986&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;or maybe you could- I could get them something&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;986&quot; end=&quot;1042&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1042&quot; end=&quot;1102&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely.. Okay, bye!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1102&quot; end=&quot;1113&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1116&quot; end=&quot;1140&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Hey, Marzipan. This is Kevin.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1140&quot; end=&quot;1172&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh, we were just calling.. a bunch of us are over here...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1172&quot; end=&quot;1214&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;just seeing what you were doing tonight. Um, give a call back. Alright.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1214&quot; end=&quot;1225&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1228&quot; end=&quot;1261&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1262&quot; end=&quot;1358&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1358&quot; end=&quot;1420&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, you know, my GIRLfriend.. who, uh, lives up in the other country,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1420&quot; end=&quot;1454&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1454&quot; end=&quot;1489&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;But, uh, she's really REAL, you know...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1489&quot; end=&quot;1561&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL..&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1561&quot; end=&quot;1613&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1613&quot; end=&quot;1640&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um.. so, you know, any ideas you have,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1640&quot; end=&quot;1709&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1709&quot; end=&quot;1742&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh... okay! Just gimme a call.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1742&quot; end=&quot;1750&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1754&quot; end=&quot;1784&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1784&quot; end=&quot;1876&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1876&quot; end=&quot;1945&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1945&quot; end=&quot;1985&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;So if you could... buh.. oh.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1985&quot; end=&quot;2088&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Doo doo doo!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2088&quot; end=&quot;2194&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone doooooooooooooo.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2194&quot; end=&quot;2211&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Okay, bye!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2211&quot; end=&quot;2221&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="19" end="73" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'.</line>
  <line start="73" end="93" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Please leave me a message.</line>
  <line start="93" end="101" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="104" end="169" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional.</line>
  <line start="169" end="250" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news.</line>
  <line start="250" end="297" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems.</line>
  <line start="297" end="378" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly.</line>
  <line start="378" end="419" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you,</line>
  <line start="419" end="473" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like,</line>
  <line start="473" end="542" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and-</line>
  <line start="542" end="603" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might- I mean, people might want to have.</line>
  <line start="603" end="637" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.</line>
  <line start="637" end="647" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="652" end="686" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King.</line>
  <line start="686" end="757" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I...</line>
  <line start="757" end="813" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me.</line>
  <line start="813" end="902" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys.</line>
  <line start="902" end="955" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and...</line>
  <line start="955" end="986" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">or maybe you could- I could get them something</line>
  <line start="986" end="1042" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like...</line>
  <line start="1042" end="1102" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely.. Okay, bye!</line>
  <line start="1102" end="1113" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="1116" end="1140" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Marzipan. This is Kevin.</line>
  <line start="1140" end="1172" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, we were just calling.. a bunch of us are over here...</line>
  <line start="1172" end="1214" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">just seeing what you were doing tonight. Um, give a call back. Alright.</line>
  <line start="1214" end="1225" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="1228" end="1261" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="1262" end="1358" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day.</line>
  <line start="1358" end="1420" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, you know, my GIRLfriend.. who, uh, lives up in the other country,</line>
  <line start="1420" end="1454" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her.</line>
  <line start="1454" end="1489" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But, uh, she's really REAL, you know...</line>
  <line start="1489" end="1561" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL..</line>
  <line start="1561" end="1613" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists.</line>
  <line start="1613" end="1640" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um.. so, you know, any ideas you have,</line>
  <line start="1640" end="1709" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend.</line>
  <line start="1709" end="1742" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh... okay! Just gimme a call.</line>
  <line start="1742" end="1750" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="1754" end="1784" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar.</line>
  <line start="1784" end="1876" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day.</line>
  <line start="1876" end="1945" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie.</line>
  <line start="1945" end="1985" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">So if you could... buh.. oh.</line>
  <line start="1985" end="2088" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Doo doo doo!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now.</line>
  <line start="2088" end="2194" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone doooooooooooooo.</line>
  <line start="2194" end="2211" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, bye!</line>
  <line start="2211" end="2221" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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  <line start="19" end="73" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'.</line>
  <line start="73" end="93" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Please leave me a message.</line>
  <line start="93" end="101" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="104" end="169" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional.</line>
  <line start="169" end="250" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news.</line>
  <line start="250" end="297" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems.</line>
  <line start="297" end="378" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly.</line>
  <line start="378" end="419" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you,</line>
  <line start="419" end="473" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like,</line>
  <line start="473" end="542" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and-</line>
  <line start="542" end="603" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might- I mean, people might want to have.</line>
  <line start="603" end="637" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.</line>
  <line start="637" end="647" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="652" end="686" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King.</line>
  <line start="686" end="757" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I...</line>
  <line start="757" end="813" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me.</line>
  <line start="813" end="902" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys.</line>
  <line start="902" end="955" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and...</line>
  <line start="955" end="986" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">or maybe you could- I could get them something</line>
  <line start="986" end="1042" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like...</line>
  <line start="1042" end="1102" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely.. Okay, bye!</line>
  <line start="1102" end="1113" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="1116" end="1140" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Marzipan. This is Kevin.</line>
  <line start="1140" end="1172" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, we were just calling.. a bunch of us are over here...</line>
  <line start="1172" end="1214" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">just seeing what you were doing tonight. Um, give a call back. Alright.</line>
  <line start="1214" end="1225" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="1228" end="1261" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="1262" end="1358" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day.</line>
  <line start="1358" end="1420" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, you know, my GIRLfriend.. who, uh, lives up in the other country,</line>
  <line start="1420" end="1454" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her.</line>
  <line start="1454" end="1489" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But, uh, she's really REAL, you know...</line>
  <line start="1489" end="1561" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL..</line>
  <line start="1561" end="1613" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists.</line>
  <line start="1613" end="1640" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um.. so, you know, any ideas you have,</line>
  <line start="1640" end="1709" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend.</line>
  <line start="1709" end="1742" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh... okay! Just gimme a call.</line>
  <line start="1742" end="1750" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
  <line start="1754" end="1784" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar.</line>
  <line start="1784" end="1876" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day.</line>
  <line start="1876" end="1945" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie.</line>
  <line start="1945" end="1985" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">So if you could... buh.. oh.</line>
  <line start="1985" end="2088" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Doo doo doo!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now.</line>
  <line start="2088" end="2194" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone doooooooooooooo.</line>
  <line start="2194" end="2211" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, bye!</line>
  <line start="2211" end="2221" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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