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[[ | The '''Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD''' is a DVD containing 50 fan favorite [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] and five "bonus" emails. This DVD was released on April 6, 2009 and costs $12 by itself. The DVD was also included free with the purchase of a [[Store T-Shirts|5-dor shirt]] for a limited time. The DVD is no longer available for purchase, although at one point it was available at both the regular store and the [[Telltale Games]] online store. | ||
== FBI Warning == | |||
The FBI Warning for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits. | The FBI Warning for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits. | ||
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]] | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]] | ||
=== Transcript === | |||
== | |||
''{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}'' | ''{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}'' | ||
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'''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine. | '''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine. | ||
''{Strong Bad pops up | ''{Strong Bad pops up}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's my rousing impression of you people whose favorite SBEmail didn't make it on this DVD: ''{clears throat}'' Wah wah wah wah snot sniff wah. | |||
''{audience is roused}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bows to the audience}'' A-thank you! A-thank you! ''{Strong Bad pops down offscreen}'' | |||
== Introduction == | |||
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''"If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund."'' | |||
Introduction for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits. | Introduction for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits. | ||
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Clumsyman, Announcer, An Actual Scientist | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Clumsyman, Announcer, An Actual Scientist | ||
''{Clumsyman is trying to hold on to a bunch of sbemail DVDs}'' | |||
''{ | |||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tired of juggling all those unwanted sbemails? | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Tired of juggling all those unwanted sbemails? | ||
''{Clumsyman lets out a [[Balding Man|frustrated moan]]. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits | ''{Clumsyman lets out a [[Balding Man|frustrated moan]]. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits comes onto the screen.}'' | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' Then try new Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits! Watch as it cuts right through caked-on 'tapeleg'! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Then try new Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits! Watch as it cuts right through caked-on 'tapeleg'! | ||
''{A section of tile with 'tapeleg' written in a barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away | ''{A section of tile with 'tapeleg' written in a barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away}'' | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...And works wonders on greasy 'huttah'! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ...And works wonders on greasy 'huttah'! | ||
''{A section of tile with 'huttah' written in an unknown food is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. An Actual Scientist is shown swirling a beaker and a test tube full of red liquid. | ''{A section of tile with 'huttah' written in an unknown food is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. An Actual Scientist is shown swirling a beaker and a test tube full of red liquid. "Actual Science Lab" is posted on a sign behind him.}'' | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' The secret is in the concentrated power of classic sbemail! 'sisters', 'dragon', 'virus', 'your funeral':— | '''ANNOUNCER:''' The secret is in the concentrated power of classic sbemail! 'sisters', 'dragon', 'virus', 'your funeral':— | ||
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' —they all combine in one hot foaming action— | '''ANNOUNCER:''' —they all combine in one hot foaming action— | ||
''{They combine as | ''{They combine as "HOT FOAMING ACTION!" appears on the screen.}'' | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' —that powers away excess sbemails two at a time! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' —that powers away excess sbemails two at a time! | ||
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{speedtalking}'' Order now! Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits. | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{speedtalking}'' Order now! Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits. | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' All Easter eggs disabled during | '''ANNOUNCER:''' All Easter eggs disabled during play all mode. | ||
''{ | ''{"*ALL EASTER EGGS DISABLED DURING 'PLAY ALL' MODE." appears on the screen}'' | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund. | '''ANNOUNCER:''' If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund. | ||
''{ | ''{"IF UNSATISFIED PLEASE RETURN UNUSED PORTION FOR A FULL REFUND." is also shown. Main Menu appears.}'' | ||
''{After some time has passed | ''{After some time has passed Announcer and Clumsyman are back.}'' | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' Hurry and act now, time is running out! This inedible offer won't last forever! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Hurry and act now, time is running out! This inedible offer won't last forever! | ||
''{ | ''{"INEDIBLE OFFER!" appears as it's said. Clumsyman is fumbling with three uncolored Strong Bad heads. A timer stating "Only 8 seconds left!" appears and counts down to zero.}'' | ||
== Contents == | |||
= | |||
=== Emails === | |||
== | |||
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9. [[i love you]] | 1. [[some kinda robot]] | ||
10. [[trevor the vampire]] | 9. [[i love you]] | ||
16. [[band names]] | 10. [[trevor the vampire]] | ||
26. [[CGNU]] | 16. [[band names]] | ||
29. [[superhero name]] | 26. [[CGNU]] | ||
35. [[sisters]] | 29. [[superhero name]] | ||
36. [[guitar]] | 35. [[sisters]] | ||
41. [[invisibility]] | 36. [[guitar]] | ||
42. [[action figure]] | 41. [[invisibility]] | ||
45. [[techno]] | 42. [[action figure]] | ||
53. [[comic]] | 45. [[techno]] | ||
57. [[japanese cartoon]] | 53. [[comic]] | ||
58. [[dragon]] | 57. [[japanese cartoon]] | ||
61. [[monster truck]] | 58. [[dragon]] | ||
68. [[caper]] | 61. [[monster truck]] | ||
69. [[personal favorites]] | 68. [[caper]] | ||
| | 69. [[personal favorites]] | ||
80. [[stunt double]] | | | ||
84. [[kids' book]] | 72. [[crazy cartoon]] | ||
87. [[mile]] | 80. [[stunt double]] | ||
91. [[caffeine]] | 84. [[kids' book]] | ||
93. [[army]] | 87. [[mile]] | ||
94. [[video games]] | 91. [[caffeine]] | ||
99. [[different town]] | 93. [[army]] | ||
100. [[flashback]] | 94. [[video games]] | ||
104. [[theme park]] | 99. [[different town]] | ||
106. [[dangeresque 3]] | 100. [[flashback]] | ||
109. [[crying]] | 104. [[theme park]] | ||
110. [[for kids]] | 106. [[dangeresque 3]] | ||
117. [[montage]] | 109. [[crying]] | ||
118. [[virus]] | 110. [[for kids]] | ||
120. [[radio]] | 117. [[montage]] | ||
126. [[best thing]] | 118. [[virus]] | ||
| | 120. [[radio]] | ||
136. [[geddup noise]] | 126. [[best thing]] | ||
138. [[space program]] | | | ||
141. [[death metal]] | 133. [[bottom 10]] | ||
143. [[technology]] | 136. [[geddup noise]] | ||
145. [[myths & legends]] | 138. [[space program]] | ||
150. [[alternate universe]] | 141. [[death metal]] | ||
152. [[isp]] | 143. [[technology]] | ||
155. [[theme song]] | 145. [[myths & legends]] | ||
161. [[4 branches]] | 150. [[alternate universe]] | ||
167. [[the movies]] | 152. [[isp]] | ||
168. [[your funeral]] | 155. [[theme song]] | ||
179. [[pizza joint]] | 161. [[4 branches]] | ||
180. [[slumber party]] | 167. [[the movies]] | ||
188. [[fan club]] | 168. [[your funeral]] | ||
200. [[email thunder]] | 179. [[pizza joint]] | ||
180. [[slumber party]] | |||
188. [[fan club]] | |||
200. [[email thunder]] | |||
|} | |} | ||
=== Bonus === | |||
== | |||
50. [[50 emails]] | 50. [[50 emails]] | ||
92. [[kind of cool]] | |||
119. [[animal]] | |||
176. [[hygiene]] | |||
194. [[specially marked]] | |||
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==== Bonus Menu Transcript ==== | |||
''{Choosing "But Wait, There's More!" brings up the bonus menu. "But Wait, There's More!" flies by and goes offscreen left.}'' | |||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' But wait, there's more! You get a second bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits... | |||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' But wait, there's more! You get a second bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits... | |||
''{Two bottles of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appear.}'' | ''{Two bottles of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appear.}'' | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...the concentrated tub paste... | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ...the concentrated tub paste... | ||
''{A plastic tub of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appears.}'' | ''{A plastic tub of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appears.}'' | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...and the 'pointilator' sponge absolutely free! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ...and the 'pointilator' sponge absolutely free! | ||
''{A cursor-shaped sponge appears.}'' | ''{A cursor-shaped sponge appears.}'' | ||
'''ANNOUNCER:''' Plus THESE additional sbemails! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Plus THESE additional sbemails! | ||
''{Bonus Menu options appear.}'' | ''{Bonus Menu options appear.}'' | ||
== Easter Eggs == | |||
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* On the bonus page, if | * On the bonus page, if you press right from the Main button three times, a pixelated palm tree will become highlighted. Clicking on it plays [[take-a-break.exe]]. | ||
* Pressing right three times with [[space program]] highlighted shows the [[Space Program Alternate Take|alternate take]] from [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]. | * Pressing right three times with [[space program]] highlighted shows the [[Space Program Alternate Take|alternate take]] from [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]. | ||
== Fun Facts == | |||
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* The case depicts [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad smiling]]. | * The case depicts [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad smiling]]. | ||
* The introduction video can be seen on the website by clicking | * The introduction video can be seen on the website by clicking "pine-fresh scent" on the DVD's advertisement on the main page. | ||
* The scientist in the intro video is played by [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Clumsyman is played by Adam Sterritt. | * The scientist in the intro video is played by [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Clumsyman is played by Adam Sterritt. | ||
* The opening video contains references to several emails missing from the DVD, including [[tape-leg]], [[huttah!]], [[12:00]] and [[sugarbob]]. | * The opening video contains references to several emails missing from the DVD, including [[tape-leg]], [[huttah!]], [[12:00]] and [[sugarbob]]. | ||
* It seems that the | * It seems that the uncoloured Strong Bad heads from the main menu's Easter egg come from the Strong Bad mask used by Matt in [[Sample of Style Too]]. | ||
== External Links == | |||
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* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/914200808778031104 watch the introduction video] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]] | * [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/914200808778031104 watch the introduction video] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]] | ||
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/50best_promo.swf view the Flash file for the introduction video] | * [https://old.homestarrunner.com/50best_promo.swf view the Flash file for the introduction video] | ||
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* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=15233 forum thread re: "Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD"] | * [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=15233 forum thread re: "Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD"] | ||
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Watch as it cuts right through caked-on tape-leg !
The Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD is a DVD containing 50 fan favorite Strong Bad Emails and five "bonus" emails. This DVD was released on April 6, 2009 and costs $12 by itself. The DVD was also included free with the purchase of a 5-dor shirt for a limited time. The DVD is no longer available for purchase, although at one point it was available at both the regular store and the Telltale Games online store.
FBI Warning
The FBI Warning for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Transcript
{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}
TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
{Strong Bad pops up}
STRONG BAD: Here's my rousing impression of you people whose favorite SBEmail didn't make it on this DVD: {clears throat} Wah wah wah wah snot sniff wah.
{audience is roused}
STRONG BAD: {bows to the audience} A-thank you! A-thank you! {Strong Bad pops down offscreen}
Introduction
"If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund."
Introduction for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.
Cast (in order of appearance): Clumsyman, Announcer, An Actual Scientist
{Clumsyman is trying to hold on to a bunch of sbemail DVDs}
ANNOUNCER: Tired of juggling all those unwanted sbemails?
{Clumsyman lets out a frustrated moan. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits comes onto the screen.}
ANNOUNCER: Then try new Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits! Watch as it cuts right through caked-on 'tapeleg'!
{A section of tile with 'tapeleg' written in a barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away}
ANNOUNCER: ...And works wonders on greasy 'huttah'!
{A section of tile with 'huttah' written in an unknown food is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. An Actual Scientist is shown swirling a beaker and a test tube full of red liquid. "Actual Science Lab" is posted on a sign behind him.}
ANNOUNCER: The secret is in the concentrated power of classic sbemail! 'sisters', 'dragon', 'virus', 'your funeral':—
{The names of the emails show up in bubbly clouds as they're mentioned.}
ANNOUNCER: —they all combine in one hot foaming action—
{They combine as "HOT FOAMING ACTION!" appears on the screen.}
ANNOUNCER: —that powers away excess sbemails two at a time!
{A section of tile with 'sugarbob' and '12:00' written in barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits is shown.}
ANNOUNCER: Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits... holy crap!
{Clumsyman is back onscreen with a bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and gives a thumbs up.}
ANNOUNCER: {speedtalking} Order now! Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.
ANNOUNCER: All Easter eggs disabled during play all mode.
{"*ALL EASTER EGGS DISABLED DURING 'PLAY ALL' MODE." appears on the screen}
ANNOUNCER: If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund.
{"IF UNSATISFIED PLEASE RETURN UNUSED PORTION FOR A FULL REFUND." is also shown. Main Menu appears.}
{After some time has passed Announcer and Clumsyman are back.}
ANNOUNCER: Hurry and act now, time is running out! This inedible offer won't last forever!
{"INEDIBLE OFFER!" appears as it's said. Clumsyman is fumbling with three uncolored Strong Bad heads. A timer stating "Only 8 seconds left!" appears and counts down to zero.}
Contents
Emails
9. i love you 10. trevor the vampire 16. band names 26. CGNU 29. superhero name 35. sisters 36. guitar 41. invisibility 42. action figure 45. techno 53. comic 57. japanese cartoon 58. dragon 61. monster truck 68. caper 69. personal favorites |
72. crazy cartoon 80. stunt double 84. kids' book 87. mile 91. caffeine 93. army 94. video games 99. different town 100. flashback 104. theme park 106. dangeresque 3 109. crying 110. for kids 117. montage 118. virus 120. radio 126. best thing |
133. bottom 10 136. geddup noise 138. space program 141. death metal 143. technology 145. myths & legends 150. alternate universe 152. isp 155. theme song 161. 4 branches 167. the movies 168. your funeral 179. pizza joint 180. slumber party 188. fan club 200. email thunder |
Bonus
50. 50 emails
92. kind of cool 119. animal 176. hygiene 194. specially marked
Bonus Menu Transcript
{Choosing "But Wait, There's More!" brings up the bonus menu. "But Wait, There's More!" flies by and goes offscreen left.}
ANNOUNCER: But wait, there's more! You get a second bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits...
{Two bottles of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appear.}
ANNOUNCER: ...the concentrated tub paste...
{A plastic tub of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appears.}
ANNOUNCER: ...and the 'pointilator' sponge absolutely free!
{A cursor-shaped sponge appears.}
ANNOUNCER: Plus THESE additional sbemails!
{Bonus Menu options appear.}
Easter Eggs
- On the bonus page, if you press right from the Main button three times, a pixelated palm tree will become highlighted. Clicking on it plays take-a-break.exe.
- Pressing right three times with space program highlighted shows the alternate take from strongbad email.exe Disc Five.
Fun Facts
- The case depicts Strong Bad smiling.
- The introduction video can be seen on the website by clicking "pine-fresh scent" on the DVD's advertisement on the main page.
- The scientist in the intro video is played by Ryan Sterritt. Clumsyman is played by Adam Sterritt.
- The opening video contains references to several emails missing from the DVD, including tape-leg, huttah!, 12:00 and sugarbob.
- It seems that the uncoloured Strong Bad heads from the main menu's Easter egg come from the Strong Bad mask used by Matt in Sample of Style Too.
External Links
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| Disc One · Disc Two · Disc Three · Disc Four · Disc Five · Disc Six Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set DVD Artwork · DVD Promo |