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''He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down!'' | |||
[[ | "'''Santam'n Is A Blademan'''" is the jazzy [[Songs|theme song]] of the knife-wielding robotic [[Santaman|Santam'n]] that threatens [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] in [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]. It is sung by [[Homestar Runner]], and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's [[Easter egg]]. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to [[@StrongBadActual]] for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of [[Hooked on Decemberween]] and [[Decemberweenvent Calendar|day 20]] of the [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]]. | ||
== Detailed Information == | |||
'''Album:''' [[Hooked on Decemberween]]<br />'''Track:''' 7<br /> | |||
'''Album:''' [[Hooked on Decemberween]]<br /> | |||
'''Track:''' 7<br /> | |||
'''Time:''' 1:05<br /> | '''Time:''' 1:05<br /> | ||
'''Artist(s):''' [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> | '''Artist(s):''' [[Homestar Runner]]<br /> | ||
'''Origin:''' Extended song from [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]. | '''Origin:''' Extended song from [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]. | ||
== Lyrics == | |||
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''Sheet music'' | |||
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br /> | Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br /> | ||
He's comin' for you to chop you in two<br /> | He's comin' for you to chop you in two<br /> | ||
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He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies<br /> | He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies<br /> | ||
Santam'n is a blade man<br /> | Santam'n is a blade man<br /> | ||
Here comes down the lane to cleft you in twain<br /> | Here he comes down the lane to cleft you in twain<br /> | ||
And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends<br /> | And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends<br /> | ||
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Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br /> | Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br /> | ||
He doesn't have toys, just that blade | He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise<br /> | ||
Santam'n is a blade man<br /> | Santam'n is a blade man<br /> | ||
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down | He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down | ||
== Fun Facts == | |||
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* Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] episode featuring ''[[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]''. | * Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] episode featuring ''[[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]''. | ||
** This line was previously referenced by [[Coach Z]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[personal favorites]]. | ** This line was previously referenced by [[Coach Z]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[personal favorites]]. | ||
* [[Pie]] and [[Breakfast|breakfast]] are mentioned. | * [[Pie]] and [[Breakfast|breakfast]] are mentioned. | ||
* In the initial Tweet, the song is referred to as | * In the initial Tweet, the song is referred to as "Santam'n is a Blade Man". On the [[Hooked on Decemberween]] album, this song was originally referred to as "Santaman Is Blademan", and was later changed to "Santaman is a Blademan". The Decemberweenvent Calendar calls it "Santam'n Is A Blademan". | ||
== External Links == | |||
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* [http://old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam Listen to "Santam'n Is A Blademan"] | * [http://old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam'n%20is%20a%20Blade%20Man.mp3 Listen to "Santam'n Is A Blademan"] | ||
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/santaman-is-a-blademan "Santaman is a Blademan" on Songwhip] | * [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/santaman-is-a-blademan "Santaman is a Blademan" on Songwhip] | ||
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* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween17.html watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"] on the old [[Flash]] site | * [https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween17.html watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"] on the old [[Flash]] site | ||
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[[Decemberweenvent Calendar Character Variations|Character Variations]] | |- | ||
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[[Everybody Everybody]] · [[Stave It Off]] · [[Skills of an Artist]] · [[Caleb Rentpayer|Caleb Rentpayer Love Theme]] · [[Caleb Rentpayer|Funeral Dirge]] · [[Now I'll Do A Dance]] · [[CGNU Fight Song]] · [[Videlectrix|Videlectrix Chime]] · [[StrongBadZone]] · [[Smells Like Peanut Action]] · [[Meet Marshie]] · [[No Probalo]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)|3 Times Halloween Funjob]] · [[Cheat Commandos Theme Song]] · [[Teen Girl Squad (theme song)|Teen Girl Squad]] · [[4 Gregs]] · [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] · [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] · [[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] · [[The Cheat Is Not Dead]] · [[Because, It's Midnite]] · [[Peasant's Quest Theme]] · [[Stinkoman Level 1]] · [[Dethemberween Thnikkaman]] · [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] · [[Todaybor Day Is Labor Day]] · [[Anew App (song)|Anew App]] | |||
[[Decemberweenvent Calendar Character Variations|Character Variations]] · [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)|2024 Revisit]] | |||
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He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down!
"Santam'n Is A Blademan" is the jazzy theme song of the knife-wielding robotic Santam'n that threatens Dangeresque and Firebert in Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack. It is sung by Homestar Runner, and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's Easter egg. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to @StrongBadActual for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of Hooked on Decemberween and day 20 of the Decemberweenvent Calendar.
Detailed Information
Album: Hooked on Decemberween
Track: 7
Time: 1:05
Artist(s): Homestar Runner
Origin: Extended song from Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack.
Lyrics
Sheet music
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' for you to chop you in two
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Santam'n is a blade man
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies
Santam'n is a blade man
Here he comes down the lane to cleft you in twain
And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends
So I'd just lay low 'til this part ends
Hey, you might make it out alive!
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Fun Facts
- Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode featuring Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
- This line was previously referenced by Coach Z in the Strong Bad Email personal favorites.
- Pie and breakfast are mentioned.
- In the initial Tweet, the song is referred to as "Santam'n is a Blade Man". On the Hooked on Decemberween album, this song was originally referred to as "Santaman Is Blademan", and was later changed to "Santaman is a Blademan". The Decemberweenvent Calendar calls it "Santam'n Is A Blademan".
External Links
- watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"
- watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack" on YouTube
- watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack" on Twitter
- watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack" on the old Flash site
