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''"The Future Is You... Probably"''


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In addition to normal [[Catch Phrases|catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''
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== Appearances ==
 
=== Ab-Abber 2000 ===
 
* "They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!" — [[suntan]]


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=== Air Cardgage ===


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* "This is not what I sagged on for." — [[diorama]]


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=== Always Be'sing & Do'sing ===
&quot;The Future is You... Probably&quot;


</div>
* "Always [[Be's|be'sing]] and do'sing, and never cheesing or choosing!" — [[the next april fools thing]]
* "If you're choosin', you're losin'!" — [[the next april fools thing]]
* "Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!" — [[the next april fools thing]]
* "If you're not attendin', you're gonna be... lendin'... your neighbor... a... yard tool... like a shovel. Or a rake." (Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar) — [[the next april fools thing]]


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=== B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist ===


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* "I think it has to do with trees!" — [[other days]]
In addition to normal [[Catch Phrases|catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''
 
=== Blubb-O's ===
 
* "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's." — [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
* "Come the Heck Down!" — [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
 
=== Bubs' Concession Stand ===
 
* "We 'got' the goods" — [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
* "All types of crazy [[Crap|crap]]" — [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
* "We're always awesome!" — [[Bubs's Character Video]]
* "We've Got Everything! [[Twice]]!" — [[Homestar Ruiner]]
* "Make yourself Bubsmfortable!" (as Bubsmfort Inn & Suites) — [[Fan Costumes 2017]]
 
=== Bubs' Old Pizza ===
 
* "It's-A Really Old" — [[privileges]]
 
=== Bull Honkey ===
 
* "Thinnest Can Around!!" — [[road trip]]
 
=== Cheat Commandos ===
 
* "[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]"
* "Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
* "Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) — [[An Important Rap Song]]
 
=== Cheat Commandos...O's ===
 
* "Those aren't O's!" — [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
* "Those still aren't O's!" — [[specially marked]]
 
=== Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops! ===
 
* "Part of this new, tritious breakfast" — [[specially marked]]
 
=== Chocozuma's Revenge ===
 
* "14 Desserts in One!" — [[bottom 10]]
 
=== city (comma) state ===
 
* "In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the ''easiest'' part of the journey." — [[independent]]
 
=== Coach Z Ale ===
 
* "Differently Lame!" — [[time capsule]]
 
=== Cold One ===
 
* "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — [[property of ones]]
* "Straight from the oven!" (Wärm Önes) — [[property of ones]]
* "Holy Crap! This Tastes Good!" (Strong Beer Premium [[Alcohol|Alcoholic]] Cold Ones) — [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Strong Bad Screensaver]]
 
=== Compé ===
 
* "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — [[Compy Catalog]]
 
=== Crazy Go Nuts University ===
 
* "The future is you... probably" — [[CGNU]]
* "Join the e-NIVERSITY e-VOLUTION e-DAY TODAY!!" (CGNU Online e-Niversity) — [[theme song]]
 
=== Cyber.Comma.Static ===
 
* "In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the ''easiest'' part of the voyage." — [[independent]]
 
=== Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream ===
 
* "Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot!" — [[modeling]]
 
=== File Folder Shaped Vitamins ===
 
* "Great for the break room, or maybe a desk drawer!" — [[the next april fools thing]]
 
=== Fish Lake ===
 
* "Home of This Fish" — [[anything]]
 
=== Fluffy Puff Marshmallows ===
 
* "Seriously, folks, they're the best." — [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
* "The first one to eat a million, wins." — [[the show]]
* "Made from the best stuff!" ([[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]) — [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
* "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" — [[Meet Marshie]]
* "Yeah! Still!" — [[retirement]]
* "Why ever drink again?" ([[Fluffy Puff Malloweens]]) — [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
 
=== Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights ===
 
* "Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
* "Look Lively!!" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
 
=== Genghis Khan for Women ===
 
* "Smell like a Warlord!" — [[lady...ing]]
 
=== Grampy Aught-Six ===
 
* "Because [[Piccadilly Restaurants|Piccadilly]]'s not open 24 hours." — [[Compy Catalog]]
 
=== Hamburger Shampoo ===
 
* "[[The Geddup Noise|Geddup Noise]] approved!" — [[geddup noise]]
* "Like a backyard BBQ...on your hair!" — [[geddup noise]]
 
=== Have Edge Times Magazine ===
 
* "on the cutting edge of edge-having" — [[your edge]]
 
=== Homely Boy Brand Tube Socks ===
 
* "You [[Might Could|might could]] sleep in one!" — [[modeling]]
 
=== Hollerin' Jimmy's ===
 
* "We have no idea what's in this box!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit) — [[lackey]]
* "There is no way this thing really works!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit) — [[Happy Hallow-day]]
 
=== Hot Pooey ===
 
* "Oh dear [[Religion|God]], what have we done??" — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
 
=== Hypothetic-O's ===
 
* "Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!" — [[specially marked]]
 
=== Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine ===
 
* "Eat 'em like candy!" — [[time capsule]]
 
=== Jurvy-Skat ===
 
* "Goodtime Family Fun™" — [[Family Resemblence]]
 
=== Lappy 486 ===
 
* "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — [[animal]]
 
=== Last Minit Peanut Brittle ===
 
* "We really just made it!" — [[business trip]]
 
=== Litigation Jackson ===
 
* "The system really works, jerks!" — [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
 
=== Malinko Drinko ===
 
* "Crystal clear like domestic beer!" — [[rough copy]]
 
=== Piemonade ===
 
* "Cool, Refreshing... Piemonade!!" — [[other days]]
 
=== Polymascotfoamalate ===
 
* "Ingenuitizing the Future!" — [[4 branches]]
 
=== Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste ===
 
* "Don't eat it like the cartoon, man!" — [[radio]]
 
=== Public Radio Sounds ===
 
* "Smooth 'n Smarmy" — [[radio]]


{| id="toc" class="wikitable toc" summary="Contents"
=== Roomy-Vac ===
|-
| <div id="toctitle">


<span id="contents"></span>
* "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — [[Compy Catalog]]
== Contents ==


</div>
=== Rough Copy! ===
* [#Appearances 1 Appearances]
** [#Ab-Abber_2000 1.1 Ab-Abber 2000]
** [#Blubb-O.27s 1.2 Blubb-O's]
** [#Bubs.27_Concession_Stand 1.3 Bubs' Concession Stand]
** [#Bubs.27_Old_Pizza 1.4 Bubs' Old Pizza]
** [#Cheat_Commandos 1.5 Cheat Commandos]
** [#Coach_Z_Ale 1.6 Coach Z Ale]
** [#Cold_One 1.7 Cold One]
** [#Comp.C3.A9 1.8 Compé]
** [#Crazy_Go_Nuts_University 1.9 Crazy Go Nuts University]
** [#Fluffy_Puff_Marshmallows 1.10 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]
** [#Fluffy_Puff_Air-Puffed_Sugar_Delights 1.11 Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]
** [#Grampy_Aught-Six 1.12 Grampy Aught-Six]
** [#Hamburger_Shampoo 1.13 Hamburger Shampoo]
** [#Lappy_486 1.14 Lappy 486]
** [#Litigation_Jackson 1.15 Litigation Jackson]
** [#Polymascotfoamalate 1.16 Polymascotfoamalate]
** [#Roomy-Vac 1.17 Roomy-Vac]
** [#SBLOUNSKCHED.21 1.18 SBLOUNSKCHED!]
** [#Schenectady_Crispies 1.19 Schenectady Crispies]
** [#Senor_Cardgage_Mortgage 1.20 Senor Cardgage Mortgage]
** [#Sog_Dog 1.21 Sog Dog]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_Double_Deuce-blemint_Gum 1.22 Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_EGGS 1.23 Strong Bad's EGGS]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_Mount_RidesPlace.21_USA 1.24 Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]
** [#Strong_Badia_Action_Cool_News_5 1.25 Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]
** [#Styles_Upon_Styles 1.26 Styles Upon Styles]
** [#Suge_Brown 1.27 Suge Brown]
** [#Temporarios 1.28 Temporarios]
** [#The_Cheatcakes 1.29 The Cheatcakes]
** [#The_King_of_Town.27s_Very_Own_Quite_Popular_Cartoon_Show 1.30 The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]
** [#Uncle_Strong_Bad.27s_Flavor_Taste_Style_Chewing_Powders 1.31 Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]
** [#Videlectrix 1.32 Videlectrix]
* [#See_also 2 See also]


|}
* "Promblem-Packed Action!" — [[rough copy]]


<span id="appearances"></span>
=== SB 2 O ===
== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==


<span id="mw40"></span>
* "Pure as a mountain [[Goats|goat]]!" [[rough copy]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Ab-Abber 2000]]</span> ===


* &quot;They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!&quot; — [[suntan]]
=== Sbemailiarized Entertainment ===


<span id="mw43"></span>
* "Yeah Yeah, No, Yeah!" [[Sbemailiarized!]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Blubb-O's]]</span> ===


* &quot;You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's&quot; — [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
=== SB Finest Colognac ===
* &quot;Come the Heck Down&quot; — [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]


<span id="mw47"></span>
* "Drink it. Or wear it. We don't really give a care." [[modeling]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]</span> ===


* &quot;We're always awesome!&quot; — [[Bubs's Character Video]]
=== SBLOUNSKCHED! ===
* &quot;We've got everything! Twice!&quot; — [[Homestar Ruiner]]


<span id="mw50"></span>
* "Who's got the money?!?" — [[candy product]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]</span> ===
* "You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" [[candy product]]


* &quot;It's-A Really Old&quot; — [[privileges]]
=== Scarfgirl ===


<span id="mw52"></span>
* "fashion AND environmental stuff" [[secret identity]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Cheat Commandos]]</span> ===


* &quot;[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]&quot;
=== Schenectady Crispies ===
* &quot;Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!&quot;
* &quot;Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!&quot; (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) — [[An Important Rap Song]]


<span id="mw57"></span>
* "I hope I don't get caught!" — [[labor day]], [[the bet]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Drinks|Coach Z Ale]]</span> ===


* &quot;Differently Lame!&quot; — [[time capsule]]
=== Senor Cardgage Mortgage ===


<span id="mw59"></span>
* "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — [[Senor Mortgage]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Cold One]]</span> ===
* "No Probalo!" [[Senor Mortgage]]


* &quot;A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all.&quot; — [[property of ones]]
=== Sog Dog ===


<span id="mw61"></span>
* "Mmmm... Drink in That Bun!" [[environment]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compé]]</span> ===


* &quot;Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words.&quot; — [[Compy Catalog]]
=== Soundy Puffs ===


<span id="mw63"></span>
* "Real sounds in every puff!" [[specially marked]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]</span> ===


* &quot;The future is you... probably&quot; — [[CGNU]]
=== Stack 'Em to the Heavens ===


<span id="mw65"></span>
* "The first one to stack a million, is doin' it wrong!" [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]</span> ===


* &quot;Seriously, folks, they're the best.&quot; — [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
=== SteaKasTle ===
* &quot;The first one to eat a million, wins.&quot; — [[the show]]
* &quot;Made from the best stuff!&quot; — [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
* &quot;They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!&quot;
* &quot;Yeah! Still!&quot; — [[retirement]]
* &quot;Why ever drink again?&quot; — [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]


<span id="mw73"></span>
* "We put two steaks in our name!" (One is the word "steak"! The other is the letter T.) — [[parenting]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]</span> ===


* &quot;Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]&quot; — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
=== Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum ===
* &quot;Look Lively!!&quot; — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]


<span id="mw77"></span>
* "It's Light Green!!!" — [[2 emails]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Grampy Aught-Six]]</span> ===
* "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." [[2 emails]]


* &quot;Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours.&quot; — [[Compy Catalog]]
=== Strong Bad's EGGS ===


<span id="mw79"></span>
* "A Nutritious Part of Your Morning Routine!" [[morning routine]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Hamburger Shampoo]]</span> ===


* &quot;Geddup Noise approved!&quot; — [[geddup noise]]
=== Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA ===
* &quot;Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!&quot; — [[geddup noise]]


<span id="mw82"></span>
* "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!* ([[Mock Disclaimers|*please do not bring your grandmother]])" [[theme park]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Lappy 486]]</span> ===


* &quot;Finally, a computer for your lap!&quot; — [[animal]]
=== Strong Badia Action Cool News 5 ===


<span id="mw84"></span>
* "We're investiga-awesome!" [[local news]], [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Litigation Jackson]]</span> ===


* &quot;The system really works, jerks!&quot; — [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
=== Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum ===


<span id="mw86"></span>
* "GET TO THA POINT!" [[pizzaz]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Polymascotfoamalate]]</span> ===


* &quot;Ingenuitizing the future!&quot; — [[4 branches]]
=== Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte ===


<span id="mw88"></span>
* "Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one." [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Roomy-Vac]]</span> ===


* &quot;The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?&quot; — [[Compy Catalog]]
=== Styles Upon Styles ===


<span id="mw90"></span>
* "Steep prices and trees!" [[animal]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]</span> ===


* &quot;Who's got the money?&quot; — [[candy product]]
=== Suudsu ===
* &quot;You got SBLOUNSKCHED!&quot; — [[candy product]]


<span id="mw93"></span>
* "Pure Genius!" — [[bedtime story]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Schenectady Crispies]]</span> ===
* "Oh my, Suudsu!!" [[bedtime story]]


* &quot;I hope I don't get caught!&quot; — [[labor day]], [[the bet]]
=== Suge Brown ===


<span id="mw96"></span>
* "Don't borrow from thy neighbor!" [[best thing]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]</span> ===


* &quot;Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!&quot; — [[Senor Mortgage]]
=== Temporarios ===
* &quot;No Probalo!&quot; — [[Senor Mortgage]]


<span id="mw99"></span>
* "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" [[strong badathlon]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Sog Dog]]</span> ===


* &quot;Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!&quot; — [[environment]]
=== That Clock ===


<span id="mw101"></span>
* "Look at it go" [[vacation]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]]</span> ===


* &quot;It's Light Green!!!&quot; — [[2 emails]]
=== The Cheatcakes ===
* &quot;Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice&quot; — [[2 emails]]


<span id="mw104"></span>
* "Those people go to prison!" — [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]</span> ===
* "With Real The Cheat Spots!" [[stupid stuff]]


* &quot;A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!&quot; — [[morning routine]]
=== The Great Mound ===


<span id="mw106"></span>
* "Bigger than that one in [[Ohio]]!" [[vacation]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]]</span> ===


* &quot;More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)&quot; — [[theme park]]
=== The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show ===


<span id="mw108-mw109"></span>
* "Let the King have some!" [[senior prom]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Badia]] [[Action Cool 5|Action Cool News 5]]</span> ===
* "For reals this time!" — [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]


* &quot;We're investiga-awesome!&quot; — [[local news]]
=== The KOT's Good Gravy ===


<span id="mw111"></span>
* "I don't lets [[The Poopsmith|the Poopsmith]] near it!" [[for kids]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Styles Upon Styles]]</span> ===


* &quot;Steep prices and trees!&quot; — [[animal]]
=== The Show ===


<span id="mw113"></span>
* "Chant! Words! Together!" — [[Non-Sequitur Champion]], [[Punkin Show]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Suge Brown]]</span> ===


* &quot;Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!&quot; — [[best thing]]
=== The Stab Yourself! ===


<span id="mw115"></span>
* "Try NOT to stab yourself!" [[nightlife]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Temporarios]]</span> ===


* &quot;Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!&quot; — [[strong badathlon]]
=== Things That Go Dump in the Night ===


<span id="mw117"></span>
* "Your goose is cooked." [[narrator]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[The Cheatcakes]]</span> ===


* &quot;Those people go to prison!&quot; — [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]]
=== This Brownie Might Kill You ===


<span id="mw120"></span>
* "Beware... of Yumminess!" [[bottom 10]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[KOT's VOQPCS!|The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]</span> ===


* &quot;Let the King have some!&quot; — [[senior prom]]
=== Thorax Language Courses ===
* &quot;For reals this time!&quot; — [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]


<span id="mw123"></span>
* "Learn to speak in another man's tongue!" [[cheat talk]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]]</span> ===


* &quot;Whisk Away The Worries!&quot; — [[2 emails]]
=== Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders ===


<span id="mw125"></span>
* "Whisk Away the Worries!" [[2 emails]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Videlectrix]]</span> ===


* &quot;We use computers... to make video games!&quot;
=== Videlectrix ===


<span id="see-also"></span>
* "We use computers... to make video games!"
== <span class="mw-headline">See also</span> ==


* [[Catch Phrases]]
=== Whined & Dined ===


<div id="catlinks" class="catlinks">
* "May the best man whine." — [[narrator]]


<div id="mw-normal-catlinks">
=== WSBD ===


[/wiki/Special:Categories Category]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Lists|Lists]]</span>
* "Several Dozen Listeners" [[radio]]


</div>
== See also ==


</div>
* [[Catch Phrases]]
[[Category:Lists]]



Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

"The Future Is You... Probably"

In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.

Appearances

Ab-Abber 2000

Air Cardgage

  • "This is not what I sagged on for." — diorama

Always Be'sing & Do'sing

B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist

Blubb-O's

Bubs' Concession Stand

Bubs' Old Pizza

Bull Honkey

Cheat Commandos

Cheat Commandos...O's

Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!

Chocozuma's Revenge

city (comma) state

  • "In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the easiest part of the journey." — independent

Coach Z Ale

Cold One

Compé

  • "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog

Crazy Go Nuts University

  • "The future is you... probably" — CGNU
  • "Join the e-NIVERSITY e-VOLUTION e-DAY TODAY!!" (CGNU Online e-Niversity) — theme song

Cyber.Comma.Static

  • "In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage." — independent

Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream

  • "Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot!" — modeling

File Folder Shaped Vitamins

Fish Lake

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights

Genghis Khan for Women

Grampy Aught-Six

Hamburger Shampoo

Have Edge Times Magazine

  • "on the cutting edge of edge-having" — your edge

Homely Boy Brand Tube Socks

Hollerin' Jimmy's

  • "We have no idea what's in this box!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit) — lackey
  • "There is no way this thing really works!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit) — Happy Hallow-day

Hot Pooey

Hypothetic-O's

Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine

Jurvy-Skat

Lappy 486

  • "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal

Last Minit Peanut Brittle

Litigation Jackson

Malinko Drinko

  • "Crystal clear like domestic beer!" — rough copy

Piemonade

Polymascotfoamalate

Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste

  • "Don't eat it like the cartoon, man!" — radio

Public Radio Sounds

  • "Smooth 'n Smarmy" — radio

Roomy-Vac

  • "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog

Rough Copy!

SB 2 O

Sbemailiarized Entertainment

SB Finest Colognac

  • "Drink it. Or wear it. We don't really give a care." — modeling

SBLOUNSKCHED!

Scarfgirl

Schenectady Crispies

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

Sog Dog

Soundy Puffs

Stack 'Em to the Heavens

SteaKasTle

  • "We put two steaks in our name!" (One is the word "steak"! The other is the letter T.) — parenting

Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum

  • "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
  • "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." — 2 emails

Strong Bad's EGGS

Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA

Strong Badia Action Cool News 5

Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum

  • "GET TO THA POINT!" — pizzaz

Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte

Styles Upon Styles

  • "Steep prices and trees!" — animal

Suudsu

Suge Brown

Temporarios

That Clock

The Cheatcakes

The Great Mound

The KOT's Good Gravy

The Show

The Stab Yourself!

Things That Go Dump in the Night

This Brownie Might Kill You

Thorax Language Courses

  • "Learn to speak in another man's tongue!" — cheat talk

Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders

Videlectrix

  • "We use computers... to make video games!"

Whined & Dined

WSBD

  • "Several Dozen Listeners" — radio

See also