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'''[[Marzipan]]'s [[Answering Machine]]''' is a collection of audio messages left for Marzipan on her [[Marzipan's House|home]] phone. A stylistic departure from the usual toon format on [[homestarrunner.com]], animation is very limited and the series is primarily audio-based. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal [[Character Relationships|relationships]] between the [[Characters|characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]], [[Homestar Runner]]'s constant misunderstandings, [[Coach Z]]'s odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from [[The King of Town]]. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.
'''[[Marzipan]]'s [[Answering Machine]]''' is a collection of audio messages left for Marzipan on her [[Marzipan's House|home]] phone. A stylistic departure from the usual toon format on [[homestarrunner.com]], animation is very limited and the series is primarily audio-based. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal [[Character Relationships|relationships]] between the [[Characters|characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]], [[Homestar Runner]]'s constant misunderstandings, [[Coach Z]]'s odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from [[The King of Town]]. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.


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== Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions ==
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* [#Marzipan.27s_Answering_Machine_Versions 1 Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions]
* [#Other_Answering_Machine_Segments 2 Other Answering Machine Segments]
* [#Outgoing_Messages 3 Outgoing Messages]
* [#Answering_Machines 4 Answering Machines]
* [#List_of_Callers 5 List of Callers]
* [#Fun_Facts 6 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 7 External Links]
 
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions </span> ==


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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
 
| width="150" valign="top"| * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]
 
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Other Answering Machine Segments </span> ==
 
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Quite a few messages


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''Quite a few messages''


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Marzipan's answering machine is occasionally shown in toons that are not a part of its self-titled series:
Marzipan's answering machine is occasionally shown in toons that are not a part of its self-titled series:


* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad calls to ask about [[The Cheat]]'s whereabouts, but the call quickly devolves into yet another prank call for Marzipan.
* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad calls to ask about [[The Cheat]]'s whereabouts, but the call quickly devolves into yet another prank call for Marzipan.
* Email [[personal favorites]] — Strong Bad &quot;remembers&quot; a nonexistent email where he left a prank call so good that it physically destroyed Marzipan's machine.
* Email [[personal favorites]] — Strong Bad "remembers" a nonexistent email where he left a prank call so good that it physically destroyed Marzipan's machine.
* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad leaves a prank call while in jail.
* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad leaves a prank call while in jail.
* Email [[garage sale]] — After stealing Marzipan's answering machine, Strong Bad attempts to sell it back to her at his garage sale.
* Email [[garage sale]] — After stealing Marzipan's answering machine, Strong Bad attempts to sell it back to her at his garage sale.
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Other characters have been shown to have answering machines of their own:
Other characters have been shown to have answering machines of their own:


* [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]] — A &quot;King of Town's Answering Machine&quot; segment reveals the King has no messages (and no friends).
* [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]] — A "King of Town's Answering Machine" segment reveals the King has no messages (and no friends).
* [[Lappynapped!]] — Strong Bad's answering machine is heard, with Strong Sad, The King of Town, and Homestar leaving him messages. An Easter egg plays [[Dolph Hauldhagen]]'s answering machine greeting.
* [[Lappynapped!]] — Strong Bad's answering machine is heard, with Strong Sad, The King of Town, and Homestar leaving him messages. An Easter egg plays [[Dolph Hauldhagen]]'s answering machine greeting.
* [[Halloween Safety]] — A message for [[The Brothers Chaps|the Brothers Chaps]] is left on &quot;[[Mike|Mikezipan]]'s Answering Machine&quot;.
* [[Halloween Safety]] — A message for [[The Brothers Chaps|the Brothers Chaps]] is left on "[[Mike|Mikezipan]]'s Answering Machine".


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== <span class="mw-headline">Outgoing Messages</span> ==


''See main article: [[Marzipan's Outgoing Messages]]''
''See main article: [[Marzipan's Outgoing Messages]]''


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First [[Answering Machine|answering machine]]
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[[PhoneTime XL8]]
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Dilapidated [[PhoneTime XL8]]
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Messages 41+]] ([[F-Sack]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[The Announcer]], [[Marshie]], [[Jibblies Painting]], [[Balding Man]], Stinkoman, [[Pan Pan]], [[1-Up]], [[Peacey P]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], Crack Stuntman, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam, [[Teen Girl Squad]] Member, One of [[The Gregs|the Gregs]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Messages 41+]] ([[F-Sack]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[The Announcer]], [[Marshie]], [[Jibblies Painting]], [[Balding Man]], Stinkoman, [[Pan Pan]], [[1-Up]], [[Peacey P]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], Crack Stuntman, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam, [[Teen Girl Squad]] Member, One of [[The Gregs|the Gregs]])


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== Fun Facts ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==
 
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[[File:Newmarzipanloading.png|180px]]
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''The new loading screen''


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The new loading screen
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* The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.
* The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.
* Up through [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|version 14.2]], the loading animation for each Answering Machine is the old rotating one. As of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]], the answering machine's loading screen has changed, showing a corner of Marzipan's table instead of the old spinning [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] logo.
* Up through [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|version 14.2]], the loading animation for each Answering Machine is the old rotating one. As of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]], the answering machine's loading screen has changed, showing a corner of Marzipan's table instead of the old spinning [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] logo.
** [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] is the only answering machine verison without a loading animation, due to there being no [[Flash]] variant of the toon.
** [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] is the only answering machine verison without a loading animation, due to there being no [[Flash]] variant of the toon.
* Prior to the December 31st, 2020 [[Post-Flash Site Update|website update]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] wasn't on the Marzipan's Answering Machine menu. Because of this, it could only be accessed through the &quot;[[Holiday Toons]]&quot; menu, the &quot;[[New Stuff]]&quot; menu, or, at the time it was released, the &quot;What's New?&quot; button on the [[Main Pages]].
* Prior to the December 31st, 2020 [[Post-Flash Site Update|website update]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] wasn't on the Marzipan's Answering Machine menu. Because of this, it could only be accessed through the "[[Holiday Toons]]" menu, the "[[New Stuff]]" menu, or, at the time it was released, the "What's New?" button on the [[Main Pages]].


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== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==


* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Answering%20Machine view Answering Machine menu]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Answering%20Machine view Answering Machine menu]


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[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|1.0]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|2.0]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|3.0]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|4.0]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|5.0]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|6.0]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|7.0]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|8.0]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|9.2]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|10.2]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|11.2]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|12.2]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|13.2]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|14.2]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|15.2]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|16.2]] &#124;
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|17.2]]
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[[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]<br />
'''[[Big Toons]]'''
''Dec 24, 2016''
[[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]
 
<br />''Dec 24, 2016''
| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Shorts]]'''
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[[Back To A Website]]<br />
'''[[Shorts]]'''
''Apr 16, 2025''
[[Back To A Website]]
 
<br />''Apr 16, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Toons|Holidays]]'''
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[[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume (singular) '24]]<br />
'''[[Toons|Holidays]]'''
''Nov 30, 2024''
[[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume (singular) '24]]
 
<br />''Nov 30, 2024''
| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
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[[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]<br />
'''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
''February 25, 2025''
[[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
 
<br />''February 25, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
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[[robots]]<br />
'''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
''Nov 24, 2025''
[[robots]]
 
<br />''Nov 24, 2025''
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[[Homestar Anniversary Merch]]<br />
'''[[Video Stuff]]'''
''November 17, 2025''
[[Homestar Anniversary Merch]]
 
<br />''November 17, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
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[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]<br />
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
''May 11, 2009''
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
 
<br />''May 11, 2009''
| style="width: 11.11%"| ''''''Marzipan's Answering Machine''''''
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[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]<br />
''''''Marzipan's Answering Machine''''''
''Apr 1, 2016''
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]
 
<br />''Apr 1, 2016''
| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[YouTube]]'''
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[[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]]<br />
'''[[YouTube]]'''
''Dec 16, 2024''
[[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]]
 
<br />''Dec 16, 2024''
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[[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine]]
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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine|Marzipan's Answering Machine]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Marzipan|Marzipan]]</span>
 
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Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

The PhoneTime XL800

Marzipan's Answering Machine is a collection of audio messages left for Marzipan on her home phone. A stylistic departure from the usual toon format on homestarrunner.com, animation is very limited and the series is primarily audio-based. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the characters, with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are Strong Bad's unrelenting prank calls, Homestar Runner's constant misunderstandings, Coach Z's odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), Strong Sad's depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from The King of Town. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.

Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions

Other Answering Machine Segments

Quite a few messages

Marzipan's answering machine is occasionally shown in toons that are not a part of its self-titled series:

Other characters have been shown to have answering machines of their own:

Outgoing Messages

See main article: Marzipan's Outgoing Messages

Answering Machines

First answering machine

PhoneTime XL8

PhoneTime XL800

Dilapidated PhoneTime XL8

List of Callers

1.0 2.0 3.0 4.0 5.0 6.0 7.0 8.0 9.2 10.2 11.2 12.2 13.2 14.2 15.2 16.2 17.2
Strong Bad
Homestar Runner
Strong Sad
Coach Z
The King of Town
Bubs
Marzipan
Homsar
Pom Pom
Strong Mad
The Cheat
The Poopsmith
Miscellaneous

Strong Bad (35 times)

Homestar Runner (33 times)

Strong Sad (17 times)

Coach Z (14 times)

The King of Town (12 times)

Bubs (12 times)

Homsar (4 times)

Marzipan (3 times)

Strong Mad (3 times)

The Cheat (3 times)

Pom Pom (2 times)

The Poopsmith (1 time)

Miscellaneous (at least 1 time each)

Fun Facts

The new loading screen

Marzipan's Answering Machine
Version:

1.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 9.2 | 10.2 | 11.2 | 12.2 | 13.2 | 14.2 | 15.2 | 16.2 | 17.2


Most Recent Toons

Big Toons Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold
Dec 24, 2016

Shorts Back To A Website
Apr 16, 2025

Holidays Fanstume (singular) '24
Nov 30, 2024

Puppet Stuff Kick The Cheat Returns!
February 25, 2025

Strong Bad Email robots
Nov 24, 2025

Video Stuff Homestar Anniversary Merch
November 17, 2025

Teen Girl Squad Issue 15
May 11, 2009

'Marzipan's Answering Machine' Version 17.2
Apr 1, 2016

YouTube Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)
Dec 16, 2024

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