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Strong Bad imagines himself as '''various made-up creatures''' in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[animal]]. Most are abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on [[Sterrance]].
Strong Bad imagines himself as '''various made-up creatures''' in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[animal]]. Most are abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on [[Sterrance]].


{| id="toc" class="wikitable toc" summary="Contents"
== Monstrosity ==
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<span id="contents"></span>
== Contents ==
 
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* [#Monstrosity 1 Monstrosity]
* [#Deep_Sea_Fangly_Fish 2 Deep Sea Fangly Fish]
* [#Da_Huuuuuudge 3 Da Huuuuuudge]
* [#The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung 4 The Red Steckled Elbermung]
* [#El_Pardack 5 El Pardack]
* [#Stnank_and_Grumberto 6 Stnank and Grumberto]
* [#Sterrance 7 Sterrance]
 
|}
 
<span id="monstrosity"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Monstrosity</span> ==
 
<div class="thumb tright">
 
<div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">
 
[[File:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|[[File:Monstrosity_Strong_Bad.png|180px|thumb]]]]
<div class="thumbcaption">
 
<div class="magnify">
 
[[File:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]
 
</div>
&quot;I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?&quot;


</div>
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/be/Monstrosity_Strong_Bad.png/180px-Monstrosity_Strong_Bad.png


</div>
''"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"''


</div>
Monstrosity, as Homestar dubs it, is the first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. Its defining features include:
Monstrosity, as Homestar dubs it, is the first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. Its defining features include:


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(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with [[Antler|antlers]], which are often mistaken for [[Horn (anatomy)|horns]]. Also, the eyes are actually [[Compound eye|compound eyes]], not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)
(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with [[Antler|antlers]], which are often mistaken for [[Horn (anatomy)|horns]]. Also, the eyes are actually [[Compound eye|compound eyes]], not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)


<div style="clear:both;">
== Deep Sea Fangly Fish ==
 
</div>
<span id="deep-sea-fangly-fish"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Deep Sea Fangly Fish</span> ==
 
<div class="thumb tright">
 
<div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">


[[File:Deep sea fangly fish.png|[[File:Deep_sea_fangly_fish.png|180px|thumb]]]]
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/2/2f/Deep_sea_fangly_fish.png/180px-Deep_sea_fangly_fish.png
<div class="thumbcaption">


<div class="magnify">
''"Free puppies, gingersnaps, pocket PCs!"''


[[File:Deep sea fangly fish.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]
The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with [[Baby Styles]] on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling  bioluminescent light, its lure is a [[Homestar Runner]] head, which tries to attract prey with promises of free puppies, ginger snaps, and Pocket PCs. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of [[Anglerfish]].


</div>
== Da Huuuuuudge ==
&quot;Free puppies, gingersnaps, pocket PCs!&quot;


</div>
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/fd/Da_Huuuuuudge.png/180px-Da_Huuuuuudge.png


</div>
''"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"''


</div>
The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with [[Baby Styles]] on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling bioluminescent light, its lure is a [[Homestar Runner]] head, which tries to attract prey with promises of free puppies, ginger snaps, and Pocket PCs. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of [[Anglerfish]].
<div style="clear:both;">
</div>
<span id="da-huuuuuudge"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Da Huuuuuudge</span> ==
<div class="thumb tright">
<div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">
[[File:Da Huuuuuudge.png|[[File:Da_Huuuuuudge.png|180px|thumb]]]]
<div class="thumbcaption">
<div class="magnify">
[[File:Da Huuuuuudge.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]
</div>
&quot;Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!&quot;
</div>
</div>
</div>
''Main Article: [[Da Huuuuuudge]]''
''Main Article: [[Da Huuuuuudge]]''


<div style="clear:both;">
== The Red Steckled Elbermung ==
 
</div>
<span id="the-red-steckled-elbermung"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">The Red Steckled Elbermung</span> ==
 
<div class="thumb tright">
 
<div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">
 
[[File:The Red Steckled Elbermung.png|[[File:The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung.png|180px|thumb]]]]
<div class="thumbcaption">
 
<div class="magnify">
 
[[File:The Red Steckled Elbermung.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]
 
</div>
&quot;No, no, no!&quot;
 
</div>
 
</div>
 
</div>
This is a red gastropod-like animal with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. It seems to have hair growing on its back. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a &quot;no&quot;.
 
<div style="clear:both;">
 
</div>
<span id="el-pardack"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">El Pardack</span> ==
 
<div class="thumb tright">
 
<div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">
 
[[File:pardack.png|[[File:pardack.png|180px|thumb]]]]
<div class="thumbcaption">
 
<div class="magnify">
 
[[File:pardack.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]
 
</div>
&quot;Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?!&quot;
 
</div>


</div>
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/90/The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung.png/180px-The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung.png


</div>
''"No, no, no!"''
This is a stodgy, potato-like creature with one arm resembling [[Senor Cardgage]]'s. Its other arm is a [[Soolnds|soolnd]] with three toes. It says &quot;what the?&quot;, as Strong Bad dismisses it as a &quot;nasty blob thing&quot;. The style in which El Pardack is drawn somewhat resembles that of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]].


<div style="clear:both;">
This is a red gastropod-like animal with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. It seems to have hair growing on its back. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".


</div>
== El Pardack ==
<span id="stnank-and-grumberto"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Stnank and Grumberto</span> ==


<div class="thumb tright">
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/ea/pardack.png/180px-pardack.png


<div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">
''"Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?!"''


[[File:stnank and grumberto.PNG|[[File:stnank_and_grumberto.PNG|180px|thumb]]]]
This is a stodgy, potato-like creature with one arm resembling [[Senor Cardgage]]'s. Its other arm is a [[Soolnds|soolnd]] with three toes. It says "what the?", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing". The style in which El Pardack is drawn somewhat resembles that of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]].
<div class="thumbcaption">


<div class="magnify">
== Stnank and Grumberto ==


[[File:stnank and grumberto.PNG|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/7f/stnank_and_grumberto.PNG/180px-stnank_and_grumberto.PNG


</div>
''You're making a terrible Stnank!''
''You're making a terrible Stnank!''


</div>
</div>
</div>
Two animals that were sketched for the email, but didn't make it.
Two animals that were sketched for the email, but didn't make it.


The name &quot;Stnank&quot; was eventually used in the email [[do over]], though it was not used as any kind of made-up animal. Strong Bad made up the word to describe a mild mistake that would be worthy of re-doing.
The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email [[do over]], though it was not used as any kind of made-up animal. Strong Bad made up the word to describe a mild mistake that would be worthy of re-doing.


<div style="clear:both;">
== Sterrance ==


</div>
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/6b/sterrance.png/180px-sterrance.png
<span id="sterrance"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Sterrance</span> ==


<div class="thumb tright">
''"Aww... look at Sterrance... I want one!"''


<div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">
[[File:sterrance.png|[[File:sterrance.png|180px|thumb]]]]
<div class="thumbcaption">
<div class="magnify">
[[File:sterrance.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]
</div>
&quot;Aww... look at Sterrance... I want one!&quot;
</div>
</div>
</div>
''Main article: [[Sterrance]]''
''Main article: [[Sterrance]]''


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! style="text-align:center;background-color:red;" | [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad variations]]
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| style="text-align:center;font-size:smaller;" | [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] · [[Stinkoman]] · [[Casio Head Strong Bad]] · [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] · [[Lil' Strong Bad]] · [[Strong Badman]] · [[Atari Strong Bad]] · [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] · [[Vector Strong Bad]] · '''Made-Up Strong Bad Animals''' · [[Sterrance]] · [[Teenage Character Variations|Teenage Strong Bad]] · [[Middle School Character Variations|Baby Strong Bad]] · [[Free Petry Dish, USA Character Variations|Strongbadiophage]] · [[Head Bad and Strong Body]] · [[The Castlefunnies|The Castlefunnies Strong Bad]] · [[Zombie Strong Bad]] · [[Poopsmith Strong Bad]] · [[Ultimate Strong Bad]] · [[Space Captainface]] · [[S. Bad]] · [[Devil and Angel Strong Bad]] · [[Sharpdene]] · [[Yonder Website Character Variations|Character 1]] · [[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Retro Gaming]]
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[[Category:Strong Bad Character Variations]]
[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Character Variations|Strong Bad Character Variations]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Animals|Animals]]</span>
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

Strong Bad imagines himself as various made-up creatures in the Strong Bad Email animal. Most are abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on Sterrance.

Monstrosity

180px-Monstrosity_Strong_Bad.png

"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"

Monstrosity, as Homestar dubs it, is the first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. Its defining features include:

  • Claws
  • Horns
  • Tusks
  • Tentacles
  • Proboscis
  • Segmented Eyes

Although Strong Bad mentions these, it doesn't appear to have:

  • Power Doors
  • 15 Year Drivetrain Warranty

Monstrosity bubbles a green froth when it tries to speak due to its proboscis.

(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with antlers, which are often mistaken for horns. Also, the eyes are actually compound eyes, not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)

Deep Sea Fangly Fish

180px-Deep_sea_fangly_fish.png

"Free puppies, gingersnaps, pocket PCs!"

The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in Powered by The Cheat style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with Baby Styles on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling bioluminescent light, its lure is a Homestar Runner head, which tries to attract prey with promises of free puppies, ginger snaps, and Pocket PCs. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of Anglerfish.

Da Huuuuuudge

180px-Da_Huuuuuudge.png

"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"

Main Article: Da Huuuuuudge

The Red Steckled Elbermung

180px-The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung.png

"No, no, no!"

This is a red gastropod-like animal with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. It seems to have hair growing on its back. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".

El Pardack

180px-pardack.png

"Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?!"

This is a stodgy, potato-like creature with one arm resembling Senor Cardgage's. Its other arm is a soolnd with three toes. It says "what the?", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing". The style in which El Pardack is drawn somewhat resembles that of Biscuitdoughhandsman.

Stnank and Grumberto

180px-stnank_and_grumberto.PNG

You're making a terrible Stnank!

Two animals that were sketched for the email, but didn't make it.

The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email do over, though it was not used as any kind of made-up animal. Strong Bad made up the word to describe a mild mistake that would be worthy of re-doing.

Sterrance

180px-sterrance.png

"Aww... look at Sterrance... I want one!"

Main article: Sterrance

Strong Bad variations
Old-Timey Strong Bad · Stinkoman · Casio Head Strong Bad · Tiny-Handed Strong Bad · Lil' Strong Bad · Strong Badman · Atari Strong Bad · Dangeresque · Vector Strong Bad · Made-Up Strong Bad Animals · Sterrance · Teenage Strong Bad · Baby Strong Bad · Strongbadiophage · Head Bad and Strong Body · The Castlefunnies Strong Bad · Zombie Strong Bad · Poopsmith Strong Bad · Ultimate Strong Bad · Space Captainface · S. Bad · Devil and Angel Strong Bad · Sharpdene · Character 1 · Retro Gaming
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