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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Coach_Z_Blue_Star_Ointment.PNG" title='"What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!"'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="136" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/be/Coach_Z_Blue_Star_Ointment.PNG/180px-Coach_Z_Blue_Star_Ointment.PNG" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Coach_Z_Blue_Star_Ointment.PNG" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!"</div></div></div>
<p><b>Ointment</b> appears throughout the site in various forms.
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<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Appearances </span></h2>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest" title="Peasant's Quest">Peasant's Quest</a> — Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear.
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=old_comics" title="old comics">old comics</a> — In <a href="/index.php?title=The_Castlefunnies" title="The Castlefunnies">The Castlefunnies</a>, the ailing <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=King_of_Town" title="King of Town">King of Town</a> seriously craves hip rub ointment.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Shopping_For_Danger" title="Shopping For Danger">Shopping For Danger</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Fightgar" title="Fightgar">Fightgar</a> adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival" title="Halloween Fairstival">Halloween Fairstival</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z" title="Coach Z">Coach Z</a> attempts to cure <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>'s hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_9" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 9">Teen Girl Squad Issue 9</a> — The elderly <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Pitters" title="Mr. Pitters">Mr. Pitters</a> refers to ointment several times.
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=high_school" title="high school">high school</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestarmecium</a> requests six tubes of rear-end cream from <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs%27_Concession_Stand" title="Bubs' Concession Stand">Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand</a>.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Decemberween_Short_Shorts" title="Decemberween Short Shorts">Decemberween Short Shorts</a> — The Blue Star Ointment appears again at the top of Coach Z's "tree".
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Ever_and_More" title="Ever and More">Ever and More</a> — After breaking his shin, <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a> uses rubbing ointment, "<a href="/index.php?title=BUBRUB%21" title="BUBRUB!">BUBRUB!</a>", which costs <a href="/index.php?title=Fifty_Bucks" title="Fifty Bucks">fifty bucks</a> a tube.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Rap_Song" title="Rap Song">Rap Song</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z" title="Coach Z">Coach Z</a> says, "I like my ointments topical, mostly."
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a> — Bubs sells Strong Bad brand ferret ointment on the black market from his trenchcoat.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a> — When Coach Z sees Strong Bad in the giant Homestar costume, he asks 'Homestar' if he is using illegal performance enhancers, such as "the rub".
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a> —
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a>'s trunk that he brings to the <a href="/index.php?title=Homsar_Reservation" title="Homsar Reservation">Homsar Reservation</a> contains delicate creams and salves he uses on his delicate personal areas.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Countries_in_Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Countries in Strong Badia the Free">Coachnya</a>'s contribution to <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a>'s mock UN board consists of ointment, ointment, and more ointment.
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</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor%21%21_The_Board_Game" title="Trogdor!! The Board Game">Trogdor!! The Board Game</a> — One of the <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor%21%21_The_Board_Game_Items" title="Trogdor!! The Board Game Items">item cards</a> is Old Man Rub. When used, all figurines in play are slathered in Old Man Rub and automatically use tunnels for free whenever they land on a tunnel tile.
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<a id="See_Also" name="See_Also"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span></h2>
<ul><li> <a href="/index.php?title=BUBRUB%21" title="BUBRUB!">BUBRUB!</a>
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''"What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!"''


'''Ointment''' appears throughout the site in various forms.


== Appearances ==
 
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* [[Peasant's Quest]] — Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear.
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* Email [[old comics]] — In [[The Castlefunnies]], the ailing [[King of Town]] seriously craves hip rub ointment.
* [[Shopping For Danger]] — [[Fightgar]] adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub.
* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Coach Z]] attempts to cure [[The Cheat]]'s hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — The elderly [[Mr. Pitters]] refers to ointment several times.
* Email [[high school]] — [[Homestar Runner|Homestarmecium]] requests six tubes of rear-end cream from [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand]].
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Blue Star Ointment appears again at the top of Coach Z's "tree".
* [[Ever and More]] — After breaking his shin, [[Bubs]] uses rubbing ointment, "[[BUBRUB!]]", which costs [[Fifty Bucks|fifty bucks]] a tube.
* [[Rap Song]] — [[Coach Z]] says, "I like my ointments topical, mostly."
* Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad brand ferret ointment on the black market from his trenchcoat.
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — When Coach Z sees Strong Bad in the giant Homestar costume, he asks 'Homestar' if he is using illegal performance enhancers, such as "the rub".
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] —
** [[Strong Sad]]'s trunk that he brings to the [[Homsar Reservation]] contains delicate creams and salves he uses on his delicate personal areas.
** [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|Coachnya]]'s contribution to [[Marzipan]]'s mock UN board consists of ointment, ointment, and more ointment.
* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] — One of the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Items|item cards]] is Old Man Rub. When used, all figurines in play are slathered in Old Man Rub and automatically use tunnels for free whenever they land on a tunnel tile.
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[BUBRUB!]]
[[Category:Object running gags]]
[[Category:General Products]]



Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

"What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!"

Ointment appears throughout the site in various forms.

Appearances

See Also