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Ointment and Old Person Rub
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"What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!"
Ointment appears throughout the site in various forms.
Appearances
- Peasant's Quest — Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear.
- Email old comics — In The Castlefunnies, the ailing King of Town seriously craves hip rub ointment.
- Shopping for Danger — Fightgar adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub.
- Halloween Fairstival — Coach Z attempts to cure The Cheat's hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 — The elderly Mr. Pitters refers to ointment several times.
- Email high school — Homestarmecium requests six tubes of rear-end cream from Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand.
- Decemberween Short Shorts — The Blue Star Ointment appears again at the top of Coach Z's "tree".
- Ever and More! — After breaking his shin, Bubs uses rubbing ointment, "BUBRUB!", which costs fifty bucks a tube.
- Rap Song — Coach Z says, "I like my ointments topical, mostly."
- Email licensed — Bubs sells Strong Bad brand ferret ointment on the black market from his trenchcoat.
- Strong Badia the Free —
- Strong Sad's trunk that he brings to the Homsar Reservation contains delicate creams and salves he uses on his delicate personal areas.
- Coachnya's contribution to Marzipan's mock UN board consists of ointment, ointment, and more ointment.
- Trogdor!! The Board Game — One of the item cards is Old Man Rub. When used, all figurines in play are slathered in Old Man Rub and automatically use tunnels for free whenever they land on a tunnel tile.
