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''"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."''


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'''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. [[Homestar Runner]] uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "[[record book]]".
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== Known Records ==


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'''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. [[Homestar Runner]] uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in &quot;[[record book]]&quot;.
 
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== Contents ==
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* [#Known_Records 1 Known Records]
* [#Trivia 2 Trivia]
* [#Known_Redneck_Jokes 3 Known Redneck Jokes]
* [#See_Also 4 See Also]
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| [[File:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|[[File:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|150px|thumb]]]]
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| Biggest Waste of Dump
| Biggest Waste of Dump
| 7 - Records of Loneliness
| 7 - Records of Loneliness
| [[Strong Sad|Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad]]
| [[Strong Sad|Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad]]
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| [[File:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|[[File:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|150px|thumb]]]]
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| Least Healthiest (Man?)
| Least Healthiest (Man?)
| 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records
| 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records
| [[The King of Town]]
| [[The King of Town]]
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| The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award<br />
| The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award <br /><br />Or Best Offer!
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Or Best Offer!
| 81 - Awkwardnesses
| 81 - Awkwardnesses
| [[Homsar]]
| [[Homsar]]
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| Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad<br />
| Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad <br /><br />Just One!
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Just One!
| 2 - Special Records
| 2 - Special Records
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| [[Strong Mad]]
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| Pole Vault <br /><br />20 ft. 1.5 in.
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| 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field
| 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field
| [[Marzipan]]
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| Cutest Couple
| Cutest Couple
| 9 - Superlatives
| 9 - Superlatives
| [[Bubs]]
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| Longest &quot;Bull Honkey&quot;<br />
| Longest "Bull Honkey" <br /><br />13.4 seconds
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13.4 seconds
| 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records
| 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records
| [[Strong Bad|The Human Strong Bad]]
| [[Strong Bad|The Human Strong Bad]]
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== Trivia ==
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* There are two chapter sevens: one for &quot;Saying Words for a Long Time Records&quot;, and the other for &quot;Records of Loneliness&quot;.
* There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".


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== Known Redneck Jokes ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Known Redneck Jokes </span> ==


* Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
* Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
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* A: Probably sushi!


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== See Also ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==


* [[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]]
* [[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]]
 
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"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."

Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book".

Known Records

Image Record Chapter Record Holder
150px-Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG Biggest Waste of Dump 7 - Records of Loneliness Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad
150px-Kotleasthealthyman.PNG Least Healthiest (Man?) 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records The King of Town
150px-Homsarmustardman.PNG The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award

Or Best Offer! 		81 - Awkwardnesses Homsar
150px-Strongmadmacaroni.PNG Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad

Just One! 		2 - Special Records Strong Mad
150px-Marzipanpolevault.PNG Pole Vault

20 ft. 1.5 in. 		11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field Marzipan
150px-Bubscutestcouple.PNG Cutest Couple 9 - Superlatives Bubs
150px-Sbbullhonkey.PNG Longest "Bull Honkey"

13.4 seconds 		7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records The Human Strong Bad

Trivia

  • There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".

Known Redneck Jokes

  • Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
  • A: Man, they do not wear shirts!


  • Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
  • A: Probably sushi!

See Also

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