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Count Longardeaux's Book
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"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book".
Known Records
| Image | Record | Chapter | Record Holder |
|---|---|---|---|
|
Biggest Waste of Dump | 7 - Records of Loneliness | Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad |
|
Least Healthiest (Man?) | 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records | The King of Town |
|
The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! |
81 - Awkwardnesses | Homsar |
|
Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad Just One! |
2 - Special Records | Strong Mad |
|
Pole Vault 20 ft. 1.5 in. |
11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field | Marzipan |
|
Cutest Couple | 9 - Superlatives | Bubs |
|
Longest "Bull Honkey" 13.4 seconds |
7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records | The Human Strong Bad |
Trivia
- There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
