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'''Books by various Sportsinterviewses''' appear in several toons, usually in [[Easter egg|Easter eggs]]. [[Leomard Sportsinterviews]] appears frequently, as does Beverly; other authors typically make one-off appearances.
'''Books by various Sportsinterviewses''' appear in several toons, usually in [[Easter egg|Easter eggs]]. [[Leomard Sportsinterviews]] appears frequently, as does Beverly; other authors typically make one-off appearances.


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== Leomard Sportsinterviews ==
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== Contents ==
 
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* [#Leomard_Sportsinterviews 1 Leomard Sportsinterviews]
** [#This_Book_is_Better_Than_1st.2C_2nd.2C_and_Quite_Possibly_Even_3rd_Base 1.1 This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]
** [#Why_People_in_Hollywood_Ought_to_Give_Me_.245.2C760 1.2 Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760]
** [#Everyone_is_Different 1.3 Everyone is Different]
** [#That_Time_of_Year 1.4 That Time of Year]
** [#Thy_Dungeonman_instruction_manual 1.5 Thy Dungeonman instruction manual]
* [#Beverly_Sportsinterviews 2 Beverly Sportsinterviews]
** [#Ewww.2C_Claire.21.21_Why.3F.3F.3F 2.1 Ewww, Claire!! Why???]
** [#Laramie.2C_Why.3F 2.2 Laramie, Why?]
** [#.22Cat.2C.22_spoke_Anne.2C_.22Wash.21.22 2.3 "Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!"]
** [#Problem_Brian 2.4 Problem Brian]
** [#Scar.2C_Let_Moe.21 2.5 Scar, Let Moe!]
** [#Boss_Ton.2C_Mass 2.6 Boss Ton, Mass]
* [#Crazy_Prof._Sportsinterviews 3 Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews]
** [#The_Fish_was_Delish_and_it_made_Quite_a_Dish.21 3.1 The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!]
** [#Little_Jakey_Pleasenthanks 3.2 Little Jakey Pleasenthanks]
* [#Leomardbury_Chauceinterviews 4 Leomardbury Chauceinterviews]
** [#The_Ocelot_.26_The_Porridge_Maiden 4.1 The Ocelot & The Porridge Maiden]
* [#Old_Maid_Bevulon_Sportsinterviews 5 Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews]
** [#Here_we_Go.2C_Looptie-Loo.21_.28and_nothing_more.29 5.1 Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)]
* [#Edgar_Allen_Sportsinterviews 6 Edgar Allen Sportsinterviews]
** [#The_Oar_on_the_Floor_and_other_inventory_poems 6.1 The Oar on the Floor and other inventory poems]
* [#Lem_Sportverslaggever 7 Lem Sportverslaggever]
** [#Omsol_en_de_Rommelige_Kamer 7.1 Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer]
* [#See_Also 8 See Also]
 
|}
 
<span id="leomard-sportsinterviews"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Leomard Sportsinterviews </span> ==


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| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:lemcover.jpg|[[File:lemcover.jpg|113px|thumb|This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/a/a7/lemcover.jpg
| <span id="this-book-is-better-than-1st-2nd-and-quite-possibly-even-3rd-base"></span>
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===== <span class="mw-headline">This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base</span> =====
This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base
 
[[Strong Bad]] refers to the title of this book, and an Easter egg reveals its listing on [[Bookazon.com]] complete with several reviews.
[[Strong Bad]] refers to the title of this book, and an Easter egg reveals its listing on [[Bookazon.com]] complete with several reviews.
 
| rowspan="2" | Email [[studying]]
| rowspan="2"| Email [[studying]]
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| style="text-align: center;"|
|  
| <span id="why-people-in-hollywood-ought-to-give-me-5760"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760</span> =====
Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760
 
Mentioned by the suspiciously-named "Just Nobody Sportsinterviews" in a Bookazon.com review of ''This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base''.
Mentioned by the suspiciously-named &quot;Just Nobody Sportsinterviews&quot; in a Bookazon.com review of ''This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base''.
 
|-
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| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:Everyone.png|[[File:Everyone.png|150px|thumb|Everyone is Different]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e0/Everyone.png/150px-Everyone.png
| <span id="everyone-is-different"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Everyone is Different</span> =====
Everyone is Different
 
A children's book [[Books Defaced By Strong Bad|defaced by Strong Bad]] to pass it off as a children's book ''he'' wrote.
A children's book [[Books Defaced By Strong Bad|defaced by Strong Bad]] to pass it off as a children's book ''he'' wrote.
| Email [[kids' book]]
| Email [[kids' book]]
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|-
| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:That time of year.png|[[File:That_time_of_year.png|150px|thumb|That Time of Year]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/13/That_time_of_year.png/150px-That_time_of_year.png
| <span id="that-time-of-year"></span>
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===== <span class="mw-headline">That Time of Year</span> =====
That Time of Year
 
''That Time of Year'' is a children's [[Decemberween]] book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.
''That Time of Year'' is a children's [[Decemberween]] book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.
| [[Decemberween in July]] ([[That Time of Year]])
| [[Decemberween in July]] ([[That Time of Year]])
|-
|-
| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:thydungeonmanbox.PNG|[[File:thydungeonmanbox.PNG|150px|thumb|Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/14/thydungeonmanbox.PNG/150px-thydungeonmanbox.PNG
| <span id="thy-dungeonman-instruction-manual"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">''Thy Dungeonman'' instruction manual</span> =====
''Thy Dungeonman'' instruction manual
 
The 400-page instruction manual for [[Thy Dungeonman]] primarily consists of 395 pages of lore, telling the story of a young man named Collagen beginning a quest to become a Dungeonman.
The 400-page instruction manual for [[Thy Dungeonman]] primarily consists of 395 pages of lore, telling the story of a young man named Collagen beginning a quest to become a Dungeonman.
 
|  
| * [[videlectrix.com]] (mentioned in Games Gallery)
* [[Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]]
 
|}
|}


<span id="beverly-sportsinterviews"></span>
== Beverly Sportsinterviews ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Beverly Sportsinterviews </span> ==


[[Beverly Sportsinterviews|Beverly "Bev" Sportsinterviews]] is a parody of children's/young-adult fiction author [[Beverly Cleary]]. Her books frequently win literary awards, spoofing awards like the [[Newbery Medal]]. The books' titles are all based on [[Strong Bad Email]] senders' [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|names]] and/or [[Strong Bad Email By Place|locations]], and appear in Easter eggs.
[[Beverly Sportsinterviews|Beverly "Bev" Sportsinterviews]] is a parody of children's/young-adult fiction author [[Beverly Cleary]]. Her books frequently win literary awards, spoofing awards like the [[Newbery Medal]]. The books' titles are all based on [[Strong Bad Email]] senders' [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|names]] and/or [[Strong Bad Email By Place|locations]], and appear in Easter eggs.


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| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:ewwclairewhy.png|[[File:ewwclairewhy.png|150px|thumb|Ewww, Claire!! Why???]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a4/ewwclairewhy.png/150px-ewwclairewhy.png
| <span id="ewww-claire-why"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Ewww, Claire!! Why???</span> =====
Ewww, Claire!! Why???
 
The title of this book spoofs the sender's location of "[[Eau Claire, Wisconsin|Eau Claire, WI]]".
The title of this book spoofs the sender's location of &quot;[[Eau Claire, Wisconsin|Eau Claire, WI]]&quot;.
 
| Email [[origins]]
| Email [[origins]]
|-
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| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:Laramie,Why.PNG|[[File:Laramie,Why.PNG|150px|thumb|Laramie, Why?]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/5b/Laramie%2CWhy.PNG/150px-Laramie%2CWhy.PNG
| <span id="laramie-why"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Laramie, Why?</span> =====
Laramie, Why?
 
The title of this book mocks the sender's town of "[[Laramie, Wyoming|Laramie, Wy]]".
The title of this book mocks the sender's town of &quot;[[Laramie, Wyoming|Laramie, Wy]]&quot;.<br />
<br />Lem Sportsinterviews co-authored this novel.
Lem Sportsinterviews co-authored this novel.
 
| Email [[secret identity]]
| Email [[secret identity]]
|-
|-
| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:Cat Spoke Anne Wash.png|[[File:Cat_Spoke_Anne_Wash.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Cat,&quot; spoke Anne, &quot;Wash!&quot;]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/bc/Cat_Spoke_Anne_Wash.png/150px-Cat_Spoke_Anne_Wash.png
| <span id="cat-spoke-anne-wash"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">&quot;Cat,&quot; spoke Anne, &quot;Wash!&quot;</span> =====
"Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!"
 
The title of this book combines the email's sender and hometown: "Kat, [[Spokane]], Wash."
The title of this book combines the email's sender and hometown: &quot;Kat, [[Spokane]], Wash.&quot;
 
| Email [[pop-up]]
| Email [[pop-up]]
|-
|-
| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:Problem Brian.png|[[File:Problem_Brian.png|150px|thumb|Problem Brian]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e1/Problem_Brian.png/150px-Problem_Brian.png
| <span id="problem-brian"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Problem Brian</span> =====
Problem Brian
 
The title of this book is based on [[Strong Bad]]'s imagined expansion of sender's initials "PB".
The title of this book is based on [[Strong Bad]]'s imagined expansion of sender's initials &quot;PB&quot;.
 
| Email [[specially marked]]
| Email [[specially marked]]
|-
|-
| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:Scar let moe.png|[[File:Scar_let_moe.png|150px|thumb|Scar, Let Moe!]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/35/Scar_let_moe.png/150px-Scar_let_moe.png
| <span id="scar-let-moe"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Scar, Let Moe!</span> =====
Scar, Let Moe!
 
The title of this book mocks "Scarlet, [[Missouri|MO]]", with the titular "Moe" bearing the likeness of [[Moe Howard]] of [[The Three Stooges]]. The subtitle (likely doubling as a meta-commentary on the quality of the pun) is "a real stretch".
The title of this book mocks &quot;Scarlet, [[Missouri|MO]]&quot;, with the titular &quot;Moe&quot; bearing the likeness of [[Moe Howard]] of [[The Three Stooges]]. The subtitle (likely doubling as a meta-commentary on the quality of the pun) is &quot;a real stretch&quot;.
 
| Email [[hiding]]
| Email [[hiding]]
|-
|-
| style="text-align: center;"|
|  
| <span id="boss-ton-mass"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Boss Ton, Mass</span> =====
Boss Ton, Mass
 
A play on [[Boston|Boston, Massachusetts]], this unseen book is described as a "bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel".
A play on [[Boston|Boston, Massachusetts]], this unseen book is described as a &quot;bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel&quot;.
 
| [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017|16 Sep 2017]])
| [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017|16 Sep 2017]])
|}
|}


<span id="crazy-prof.-sportsinterviews"></span>
== Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews </span> ==


The books by Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews parody the works of children's author [[Dr. Seuss]]. These also appear in Strong Bad Email Easter eggs.
The books by Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews parody the works of children's author [[Dr. Seuss]]. These also appear in Strong Bad Email Easter eggs.


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| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:Fishwasdelish.PNG|[[File:Fishwasdelish.PNG|150px|thumb|Two heads, an arm, and one great story]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/74/Fishwasdelish.PNG/150px-Fishwasdelish.PNG
| <span id="the-fish-was-delish-and-it-made-quite-a-dish"></span>
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===== <span class="mw-headline">The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!</span> =====
The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!
 
The cover illustration references ''[[Green Eggs and Ham]]'' as well as ''[[One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish]]''.
The cover illustration references ''[[Green Eggs and Ham]]'' as well as ''[[One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish]]''.
| Email [[radio]]
| Email [[radio]]
|-
|-
| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:Little jakey pleasanthanks.png|[[File:Little_jakey_pleasanthanks.png|150px|thumb|Little Jakey Pleasenthanks]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/fb/Little_jakey_pleasanthanks.png/150px-Little_jakey_pleasanthanks.png
| <span id="little-jakey-pleasenthanks"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Little Jakey Pleasenthanks</span> =====
Little Jakey Pleasenthanks
 
The title of this book mocks the sender closing their email with "Thanks, Jake".
The title of this book mocks the sender closing their email with &quot;Thanks, Jake&quot;.
 
| Email [[cliffhangers]]
| Email [[cliffhangers]]
|}
|}


<span id="leomardbury-chauceinterviews"></span>
== Leomardbury Chauceinterviews ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Leomardbury Chauceinterviews </span> ==


His name parodies 14th-century English poet [[Geoffrey Chaucer]].
His name parodies 14th-century English poet [[Geoffrey Chaucer]].


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| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png|[[File:TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png|150px|thumb|The Ocelot &amp; the Porridge Maiden]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b0/TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png/150px-TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png
| <span id="the-ocelot-the-porridge-maiden"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">The Ocelot &amp; The Porridge Maiden</span> =====
The Ocelot & The Porridge Maiden
 
A children's book that is one of [[Strong Sad]]'s all-time favorites, defaced by Strong Bad for Worldbuilders 2014.
A children's book that is one of [[Strong Sad]]'s all-time favorites, defaced by Strong Bad for Worldbuilders 2014.
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|}
|}


<span id="old-maid-bevulon-sportsinterviews"></span>
== Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews </span> ==


{| class="wikitable wikitable" width="100%"
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
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| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:TwitterLooptieLie.PNG|[[File:TwitterLooptieLie.PNG|150px|thumb|Here we go looptie-loo.]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/3b/TwitterLooptieLie.PNG/150px-TwitterLooptieLie.PNG
| <span id="here-we-go-looptie-loo-and-nothing-more"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)</span> =====
Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)
 
A children's book (published by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap As Free]] with the same "[[Little Golden Books]]" spine as several of Lem's books) about the addition of "looptie-lie" to the children's folk song "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo".
A children's book (published by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap As Free]] with the same &quot;[[Little Golden Books]]&quot; spine as several of Lem's books) about the addition of &quot;looptie-lie&quot; to the children's folk song &quot;Here we Go, Looptie-Loo&quot;.
 
| [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019|20 Jan 2019]]) (deleted scene from [[the next april fools thing]])
| [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019|20 Jan 2019]]) (deleted scene from [[the next april fools thing]])
|}
|}


<span id="edgar-allen-sportsinterviews"></span>
== Edgar Allen Sportsinterviews ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Edgar Allen Sportsinterviews </span> ==


A parody of macabre writer [[Edgar Allan Poe]].
A parody of macabre writer [[Edgar Allan Poe]].


{| class="wikitable wikitable" width="100%"
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| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:The Oar on the Floor.PNG|[[File:The_Oar_on_the_Floor.PNG|150px|thumb|The Oar on the Floor]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/0a/The_Oar_on_the_Floor.PNG/150px-The_Oar_on_the_Floor.PNG
| <span id="the-oar-on-the-floor-and-other-inventory-poems"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">The Oar on the Floor and other inventory poems</span> =====
The Oar on the Floor and other inventory poems
 
A poetry collection playing on the ''Vampire's Castle'' response "the Oar is on the Study floor".
A poetry collection playing on the ''Vampire's Castle'' response &quot;the Oar is on the Study floor&quot;.
 
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]]
|}
|}


<span id="lem-sportverslaggever"></span>
== Lem Sportverslaggever ==
== <span class="mw-headline">Lem Sportverslaggever</span> ==


The Dutch &quot;Sportverslaggever&quot; roughly translates to &quot;Sportsinterviews&quot;, though ''verslaggever'' is closer to &quot;reporter&quot; than &quot;interview&quot;.
The Dutch "Sportverslaggever" roughly translates to "Sportsinterviews", though ''verslaggever'' is closer to "reporter" than "interview".


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| style="text-align: center;"| [[File:Omsol.png|[[File:Omsol.png|150px|thumb|Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/45/Omsol.png/150px-Omsol.png
| <span id="omsol-en-de-rommelige-kamer"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer</span> =====
Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer
 
A Dutch board book (translating to "Omsol and the Messy Room"), based on a [[Fan Costumes|fan costume]] of [[Homsar]] with the shirt deliberately misread as [[Omsol]]. The book is orange, the national color of the Netherlands, [[Oranjegekte|most notably in the context of sporting events.]]
A Dutch board book (translating to &quot;Omsol and the Messy Room&quot;), based on a [[Fan Costumes|fan costume]] of [[Homsar]] with the shirt deliberately misread as [[Omsol]]. The book is orange, the national color of the Netherlands, [[Oranjegekte|most notably in the context of sporting events.]]
 
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2022]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2022]]
|}
|}


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== See Also ==
== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==


* [[Authorless Books]]
* [[Authorless Books]]
 
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

Books by various Sportsinterviewses appear in several toons, usually in Easter eggs. Leomard Sportsinterviews appears frequently, as does Beverly; other authors typically make one-off appearances.

Leomard Sportsinterviews

Cover Description Appearances
lemcover.jpg

This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base Strong Bad refers to the title of this book, and an Easter egg reveals its listing on Bookazon.com complete with several reviews.

Email studying

Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760 Mentioned by the suspiciously-named "Just Nobody Sportsinterviews" in a Bookazon.com review of This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base.

150px-Everyone.png

Everyone is Different A children's book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.

Email kids' book
150px-That_time_of_year.png

That Time of Year That Time of Year is a children's Decemberween book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.

Decemberween in July (That Time of Year)
150px-thydungeonmanbox.PNG

Thy Dungeonman instruction manual The 400-page instruction manual for Thy Dungeonman primarily consists of 395 pages of lore, telling the story of a young man named Collagen beginning a quest to become a Dungeonman.

Beverly Sportsinterviews

Beverly "Bev" Sportsinterviews is a parody of children's/young-adult fiction author Beverly Cleary. Her books frequently win literary awards, spoofing awards like the Newbery Medal. The books' titles are all based on Strong Bad Email senders' names and/or locations, and appear in Easter eggs.

Cover Description Appearance
150px-ewwclairewhy.png

Ewww, Claire!! Why??? The title of this book spoofs the sender's location of "Eau Claire, WI".

Email origins
150px-Laramie%2CWhy.PNG

Laramie, Why? The title of this book mocks the sender's town of "Laramie, Wy".
Lem Sportsinterviews co-authored this novel.

Email secret identity
150px-Cat_Spoke_Anne_Wash.png

"Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!" The title of this book combines the email's sender and hometown: "Kat, Spokane, Wash."

Email pop-up
150px-Problem_Brian.png

Problem Brian The title of this book is based on Strong Bad's imagined expansion of sender's initials "PB".

Email specially marked
150px-Scar_let_moe.png

Scar, Let Moe! The title of this book mocks "Scarlet, MO", with the titular "Moe" bearing the likeness of Moe Howard of The Three Stooges. The subtitle (likely doubling as a meta-commentary on the quality of the pun) is "a real stretch".

Email hiding

Boss Ton, Mass A play on Boston, Massachusetts, this unseen book is described as a "bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel".

@StrongBadActual tweet (16 Sep 2017)

Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews

The books by Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews parody the works of children's author Dr. Seuss. These also appear in Strong Bad Email Easter eggs.

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The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish! The cover illustration references Green Eggs and Ham as well as One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

Email radio
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Little Jakey Pleasenthanks The title of this book mocks the sender closing their email with "Thanks, Jake".

Email cliffhangers

Leomardbury Chauceinterviews

His name parodies 14th-century English poet Geoffrey Chaucer.

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The Ocelot & The Porridge Maiden A children's book that is one of Strong Sad's all-time favorites, defaced by Strong Bad for Worldbuilders 2014.

Strong Bad Classics!

Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews

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Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more) A children's book (published by Cheap As Free with the same "Little Golden Books" spine as several of Lem's books) about the addition of "looptie-lie" to the children's folk song "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo".

@StrongBadActual tweet (20 Jan 2019) (deleted scene from the next april fools thing)

Edgar Allen Sportsinterviews

A parody of macabre writer Edgar Allan Poe.

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The Oar on the Floor and other inventory poems A poetry collection playing on the Vampire's Castle response "the Oar is on the Study floor".

Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle

Lem Sportverslaggever

The Dutch "Sportverslaggever" roughly translates to "Sportsinterviews", though verslaggever is closer to "reporter" than "interview".

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Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer A Dutch board book (translating to "Omsol and the Messy Room"), based on a fan costume of Homsar with the shirt deliberately misread as Omsol. The book is orange, the national color of the Netherlands, most notably in the context of sporting events.

Fan 'Stumes 2022

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