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''"Conference Room C at the Sheraton!"'' | |||
The girls head to the Priggidy Prizom: Thugchantment at the Cloughb. | The girls head to the Priggidy Prizom: Thugchantment at the Cloughb. | ||
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'''Page Title:''' Light Purple Cummerbund! | '''Page Title:''' Light Purple Cummerbund! | ||
== Transcript == | |||
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{strapless!}'' So and So! ''{puffy sleeves!}'' What's Her Face! ''{tie and t-shirt!}'' The Ugly One! ''{leftover brine?}'' | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{strapless!}'' So and So! ''{puffy sleeves!}'' What's Her Face! ''{tie and t-shirt!}'' The Ugly One! ''{leftover brine?}'' | ||
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''{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}'' | ''{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}'' | ||
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let me rephrase. ''{face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout; her shirt temporarily changes to read | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Let me rephrase. ''{face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout; her shirt temporarily changes to read "lil' snout"}'' Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom? | ||
''{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}'' | ''{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}'' | ||
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Oh. | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' Oh. | ||
''{cut to a view of the Gregs, drawn on hexagonal-grid paper. The background music changes to the [[4 Gregs]] music.}'' | ''{cut to a view of the Gregs, drawn on hexagonal-grid paper. The background music changes to the [[4 Gregs]] music.}'' | ||
'''SCI-FI GREG:''' So I figure we'll teleport into the prom to make a really grand entrance. ''{begins to flicker on the last three words}'' Anybody know where I can get some endurium? ''{flickers again on the last word}'' | '''SCI-FI GREG:''' So I figure we'll teleport into the prom to make a really grand entrance. ''{begins to flicker on the last three words}'' Anybody know where I can get some endurium? ''{flickers again on the last word}'' | ||
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'''CHIZUKO:''' ''{exaggeratedly moves her arms and legs whilst speaking in a fake Japanese accent, her speech bubble is rectangular}'' Welcome, American investor, to 2005 Consumer Robotics Show! | '''CHIZUKO:''' ''{exaggeratedly moves her arms and legs whilst speaking in a fake Japanese accent, her speech bubble is rectangular}'' Welcome, American investor, to 2005 Consumer Robotics Show! | ||
'''SCI-FI GREG:''' You'd think I'd be into life-size, realistic robots ''{cut to close-up of Sci-Fi Greg}'', but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking. ''{holds up a can of energy drink labeled | '''SCI-FI GREG:''' You'd think I'd be into life-size, realistic robots ''{cut to close-up of Sci-Fi Greg}'', but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking. ''{holds up a can of energy drink labeled "Greg Fuel"}'' | ||
''{Cut to Japanese Culture Greg and Chizuko; Chiz'' | ''{Cut to Japanese Culture Greg and Chizuko; Chiz'' | ||
Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026
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"Conference Room C at the Sheraton!"
The girls head to the Priggidy Prizom: Thugchantment at the Cloughb.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg, Chizuko, Arrow'd Guy, Fatty's Big Chance, Intercom, Band Name Boys, Color Guard Maiden, Tompkins, Short Girl, Tenerence Love, Cheerleader Brian, Manolios Ugly One, Gutted Sheep, Peacey P (Easter egg), Olympic Man (Easter egg)
Places: The Field, Conference Room C
Date: Monday, May 11, 2009
Running Time: 4:14
Page Title: Light Purple Cummerbund!
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {strapless!} So and So! {puffy sleeves!} What's Her Face! {tie and t-shirt!} The Ugly One! {leftover brine?}
{Open to Cheerleader facing the other three girls.}
CHEERLEADER: Oh my grash, gals! Guess who just got a date for the priggidy prizom?!
WHAT'S HER FACE: {looking befuddled} I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta. Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?
{Close-up of So and So}
SO AND SO: No no, that's the name of this year's prom. {suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting} I was on every committee ever. {no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular} It's called Priggidy Prizom: {the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them} Thugchantment at the Cloughb.
{Cut back to the four girls.}
CHEERLEADER: So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?
SO AND SO: Me.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Me.
THE UGLY ONE: Me.
{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}
CHEERLEADER: Let me rephrase. {face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout; her shirt temporarily changes to read "lil' snout"} Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom?
{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}
SO AND SO: Oh.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Oh.
THE UGLY ONE: Oh.
{cut to a view of the Gregs, drawn on hexagonal-grid paper. The background music changes to the 4 Gregs music.}
SCI-FI GREG: So I figure we'll teleport into the prom to make a really grand entrance. {begins to flicker on the last three words} Anybody know where I can get some endurium? {flickers again on the last word}
{Cut to a view of Japanese Culture Greg standing at a distance from the other three Gregs with a shiny-looking girl.}
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Come on Chizuko {his head appears animeish on the last word}, we're too cool for the prom anyway.
CHIZUKO: {exaggeratedly moves her arms and legs whilst speaking in a fake Japanese accent, her speech bubble is rectangular} Welcome, American investor, to 2005 Consumer Robotics Show!
SCI-FI GREG: You'd think I'd be into life-size, realistic robots {cut to close-up of Sci-Fi Greg}, but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking. {holds up a can of energy drink labeled "Greg Fuel"}
{Cut to Japanese Culture Greg and Chizuko; Chiz
