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  <line start="58" end="80" speaker="coachz">Is that thing on?</line>
  <line start="81" end="119" speaker="coachz">Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach!</line>
  <line start="120" end="152" speaker="coachz">The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me.</line>
  <line start="153" end="198" speaker="coachz">Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around,</line>
  <line start="199" end="247" speaker="coachz">so, probably no one else would answer to that.</line>
  <line start="248" end="289" speaker="coachz">You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say</line>
  <line start="290" end="350" speaker="coachz">"Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"</line>
  <line start="351" end="446" speaker="coachz">Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers, but uh, that's just not true. </line>
  <line start="447" end="482" speaker="coachz">I usually crash on this bench here.</line>
  <line start="483" end="524" speaker="coachz">My back's not in real good condition.</line>
  <line start="525" end="592" speaker="coachz">And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These peoples try to fade me."</line>
  <line start="593" end="607" speaker="coachz">A one-two, a one-two—!</line>
  <line start="607" end="631" speaker="homestar">Sorry. We're all out of tape.</line>
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