Coach Z's Character Video

"Hoo-hah!"

Coach Z attempts to sing and dispels a common rumor.

Cast (in order of appearance): Coach Z, Homestar Runner

Places: Coach Z's Locker Room

Date: Monday, July 14, 2003

Running Time: 0:51

Page Title: Drop Down and Gimme 20!!

Transcript

COACH Z: {looking slightly offscreen} Is that thing on? {turns to the camera lens} Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or... "That's me!" or... "Hoo-hah!" {waves his arms in the air} Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers, {gestures to the lockers behind him} but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. {gestures to the bench behind him} My back's not in real good condition. {rubs his back} And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These peoples try to fade me". {holds up a microphone, begins to sing} A one-two, a one-two—!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {appears in front of camera} Sorry. We're all out of tape.

Fun Facts

• Coach Z attempts to sing "These peoples try to fade me", but is cut off.

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