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''This article is about the [[Contests|contest]].'' ''For the [[Strong Bad Email]], see [[strong badathlon]].'' | ''This article is about the [[Contests|contest]].'' ''For the [[Strong Bad Email]], see [[strong badathlon]].'' | ||
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''The 2007 logo for the Strong Badathlon.'' | ''The 2007 logo for the Strong Badathlon.'' | ||
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! Score | ! Score | ||
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| The Cheat Chuck | | The Cheat Chuck | ||
| Apparently the event consists of throwing [[The Cheat]] as far as possible. | | Apparently the event consists of throwing [[The Cheat]] as far as possible. | ||
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| 211 pts. | | 211 pts. | ||
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| Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating | | Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating | ||
| The event consists of who can beat up [[Homestar Runner]] the worst. | | The event consists of who can beat up [[Homestar Runner]] the worst. | ||
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| 319 pts. | | 319 pts. | ||
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| Remote Put | | Remote Put | ||
| The event consists of sitting on a couch, and throwing the TV remote in disgust. If the batteries fall out, it is a "Battery Fault", and the athlete is disqualified. | | The event consists of sitting on a couch, and throwing the TV remote in disgust. If the batteries fall out, it is a "Battery Fault", and the athlete is disqualified. | ||
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| 11 pts. | | 11 pts. | ||
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| Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head | | Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head | ||
| The event includes jerking [[Strong Mad]]'s [[Underwear|underwear]] as high as possible. Cleaning is not required. | | The event includes jerking [[Strong Mad]]'s [[Underwear|underwear]] as high as possible. Cleaning is not required. | ||
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| 6 billion pts. | | 6 billion pts. | ||
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| Probably Something with Guitars, [[Lasers]], [[Robots]], and [[Strong Bad's Ladies|Hot Girls]] | | Probably Something with Guitars, [[Lasers]], [[Robots]], and [[Strong Bad's Ladies|Hot Girls]] | ||
| [[Strong Bad]] presumably made this event up, since no official event took place. | | [[Strong Bad]] presumably made this event up, since no official event took place. | ||
Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026
This article is about the contest. For the Strong Bad Email, see strong badathlon.
The 2007 logo for the Strong Badathlon.
At certain times in Strong Badia, the Strong Badathlon is held. The frequency of this event is unknown, but one was in 2007. There are a total of 5 events. After the events are over and the medals have been given to the "wrong athletes", the ending closimonies start, which include Marzipan and Strong Sad twirling ribbons, as well as Homestar doing a dance.
Known Events
| Logo | Event | Description | Current Record Holder | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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The Cheat Chuck | Apparently the event consists of throwing The Cheat as far as possible. | The Poopsmith | 211 pts. |
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Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating | The event consists of who can beat up Homestar Runner the worst. | Homestar Runner | 319 pts. |
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Remote Put | The event consists of sitting on a couch, and throwing the TV remote in disgust. If the batteries fall out, it is a "Battery Fault", and the athlete is disqualified. | Cherry Greg | 11 pts. |
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Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head | The event includes jerking Strong Mad's underwear as high as possible. Cleaning is not required. | Pom Pom | 6 billion pts. |
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Probably Something with Guitars, Lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls | Strong Bad presumably made this event up, since no official event took place. | Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad | Received "good" medal |
