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Strong Badathlon

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This article is about the contest. For the Strong Bad Email, see strong badathlon.

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The 2007 logo for the Strong Badathlon.

At certain times in Strong Badia, the Strong Badathlon is held. The frequency of this event is unknown, but one was in 2007. There are a total of 5 events. After the events are over and the medals have been given to the "wrong athletes", the ending closimonies start, which include Marzipan and Strong Sad twirling ribbons, as well as Homestar doing a dance.

Known Events

Logo Event Description Current Record Holder Score
100px-Sbathlonthecheat.PNG The Cheat Chuck Apparently the event consists of throwing The Cheat as far as possible. The Poopsmith 211 pts.
100px-Sbathlonhomestar.PNG Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating The event consists of who can beat up Homestar Runner the worst. Homestar Runner 319 pts.
100px-Sbathlonremoteput.PNG Remote Put The event consists of sitting on a couch, and throwing the TV remote in disgust. If the batteries fall out, it is a "Battery Fault", and the athlete is disqualified. Cherry Greg 11 pts.
100px-Sbathlonunderwears.PNG Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head The event includes jerking Strong Mad's underwear as high as possible. Cleaning is not required. Pom Pom 6 billion pts.
100px-Sbathlonrobots.PNG Probably Something with Guitars, Lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls Strong Bad presumably made this event up, since no official event took place. Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad Received "good" medal