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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:worldly_record_book.png" title='"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="206" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d1/worldly_record_book.png/180px-worldly_record_book.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:worldly_record_book.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."</div></div></div>
<p><b>Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records</b> is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a> uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "<a href="/index.php?title=record_book" title="record book">record book</a>".
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<a id="Known_Records" name="Known_Records"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Known Records </span></h2>
''"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."''
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<th> Image </th><th> Record </th><th> Chapter </th><th> Record Holder
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<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG" title="Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="178" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c8/Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG/150px-Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG" width="150"/></a> </td><td> Biggest Waste of Dump </td><td> 7 - Records of Loneliness </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong <small>"The Biggest Waste of Dump"</small> Sad</a>
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<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG" title="Kotleasthealthyman.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="175" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/90/Kotleasthealthyman.PNG/150px-Kotleasthealthyman.PNG" width="150"/></a> </td><td> Least Healthiest (Man?) </td><td> 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records </td><td><a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town" title="The King of Town">The King of Town</a>
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<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Homsarmustardman.PNG" title="Homsarmustardman.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="175" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/8a/Homsarmustardman.PNG/150px-Homsarmustardman.PNG" width="150"/></a> </td><td> The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award <br/><br/>Or Best Offer! </td><td> 81 - Awkwardnesses </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homsar" title="Homsar">Homsar</a>
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<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG" title="Strongmadmacaroni.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="180" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/cd/Strongmadmacaroni.PNG/150px-Strongmadmacaroni.PNG" width="150"/></a> </td><td> Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad <br/><br/>Just One! </td><td> 2 - Special Records </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Mad" title="Strong Mad">Strong Mad</a>
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<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Marzipanpolevault.PNG" title="Marzipanpolevault.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="174" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c5/Marzipanpolevault.PNG/150px-Marzipanpolevault.PNG" width="150"/></a> </td><td> Pole Vault <br/><br/>20 ft. 1.5 in. </td><td> 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a>
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<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Bubscutestcouple.PNG" title="Bubscutestcouple.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="176" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a5/Bubscutestcouple.PNG/150px-Bubscutestcouple.PNG" width="150"/></a> </td><td> Cutest Couple </td><td> 9 - Superlatives </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a>
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<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Sbbullhonkey.PNG" title="Sbbullhonkey.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="171" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/8c/Sbbullhonkey.PNG/150px-Sbbullhonkey.PNG" width="150"/></a> </td><td>  Longest "Bull Honkey" <br/><br/>13.4 seconds </td><td> 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">The Human Strong Bad</a>
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<a id="Trivia" name="Trivia"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span></h2>
<ul><li>There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".
</li></ul>
<a id="Known_Redneck_Jokes" name="Known_Redneck_Jokes"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Known Redneck Jokes </span></h2>
<ul><li>Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
</li><li>A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
</li></ul>
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<ul><li>Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
</li><li>A: Probably sushi!
</li></ul>
<a id="See_Also" name="See_Also"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span></h2>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Count_Longardeaux%27s_Jerktionary" title="Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary">Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary</a>
</li></ul>


'''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. [[Homestar Runner]] uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "[[record book]]".


== Known Records ==


{| class="wikitable"
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|-
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! Image
! Record
! Chapter
! Record Holder
|-
| [[File:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|150px]]
| Biggest Waste of Dump
| 7 - Records of Loneliness
| [[Strong Sad|Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad]]
|-
| [[File:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|150px]]
| Least Healthiest (Man?)
| 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records
| [[The King of Town]]
|-
| [[File:Homsarmustardman.PNG|150px]]
| The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award <br /><br />Or Best Offer!
| 81 - Awkwardnesses
| [[Homsar]]
|-
| [[File:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|150px]]
| Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad <br /><br />Just One!
| 2 - Special Records
| [[Strong Mad]]
|-
| [[File:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|150px]]
| Pole Vault <br /><br />20 ft. 1.5 in.
| 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field
| [[Marzipan]]
|-
| [[File:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|150px]]
| Cutest Couple
| 9 - Superlatives
| [[Bubs]]
|-
| [[File:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|150px]]
| Longest "Bull Honkey" <br /><br />13.4 seconds
| 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records
| [[Strong Bad|The Human Strong Bad]]
|}
 
== Trivia ==
 
* There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".
 
== Known Redneck Jokes ==
 
* Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
* A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
 
<br />
 
* Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
* A: Probably sushi!
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]]
[[Category:Books]]


Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."

Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book".

Known Records

Image Record Chapter Record Holder
Biggest Waste of Dump 7 - Records of Loneliness Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad
Least Healthiest (Man?) 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records The King of Town
The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award

Or Best Offer! 		81 - Awkwardnesses Homsar
Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad

Just One! 		2 - Special Records Strong Mad
Pole Vault

20 ft. 1.5 in. 		11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field Marzipan
Cutest Couple 9 - Superlatives Bubs
Longest "Bull Honkey"

13.4 seconds 		7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records The Human Strong Bad

Trivia

  • There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".

Known Redneck Jokes

  • Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
  • A: Man, they do not wear shirts!


  • Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
  • A: Probably sushi!

See Also

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