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&quot;This crap ain't funny!&quot;
 
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''"This crap ain't funny!"''


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In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.
In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.


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'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!
'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!


'''DVD:''' [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]]
'''DVD:'''[[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]]
 
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| <div id="toctitle">
 
<span id="contents"></span>
== Contents ==
 
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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
** [#Footnote 1.1 Footnote]
* [#Easter_Eggs 2 Easter Eggs]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 3.1 Explanations]
** [#Trivia 3.2 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 3.3 Remarks]
** [#Real-World_References 3.4 Real-World References]
* [#YouTube_Version 4 YouTube Version]
* [#External_Links 5 External Links]
 
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<span id="transcript"></span>
== Transcript ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==


''{Start of the email at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. The mechanical humming of the Compy 386 can be heard faintly. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}''
''{Start of the email at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. The mechanical humming of the Compy 386 can be heard faintly. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}''
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''{reading fast}''
''{reading fast}''


<blockquote>Hey man,<br />
<blockquote>
I was just wondering what your<br />
>Hey man,<br />
current status with the ladies is?<br />
>I was just wondering what your<br />
<br />
>current status with the ladies is?<br />
Jordan Reynolds<br />
><br />
New Hampshire</blockquote>
>Jordan Reynolds<br />
>New Hampshire
</blockquote>
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, let's see... ''{typing}'' Strong Bad with the ladies —Current Status: They all still want me. ''{stops typing}'' Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, let's see... ''{typing}'' Strong Bad with the ladies —Current Status: They all still want me. ''{stops typing}'' Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.


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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oop, gotta go!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oop, gotta go!


''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.}'' <sup><span class="small">[#Footnote [1]]</span></sup>
''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.}'' [#Footnote [1]]


'''COACH B:''' Well... he's not here.
'''COACH B:''' Well... he's not here.
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''


<span id="footnote"></span>
=== Footnote ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Footnote</span> ===


# For the purpose of this transcript, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.
# For the purpose of this transcript, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.


<span id="easter-eggs"></span>
== Easter Eggs ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span> ==


* At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:
* At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:


<blockquote>The Coach B/Zubs Project<br />
<blockquote>
Current Status: Pretty Hilarious</blockquote>
>The Coach B/Zubs Project<br />
<span id="fun-facts"></span>
>Current Status: Pretty Hilarious
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==
</blockquote>
 
== Fun Facts ==


<span id="explanations"></span>
=== Explanations ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===


* A [[logarithm]] is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.
* A [[logarithm]] is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.


<span id="trivia"></span>
=== Trivia ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Trivia </span> ===


* The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads &quot;[[Floppy Disk Container|loom disk 1 of 24]]&quot;.
* The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container|loom disk 1 of 24]]".
* The [[YouTube]] description for this email is &quot;Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail.&quot;
* The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail."


<span id="remarks"></span>
=== Remarks ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===


* A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of.
* A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of.


<span id="real-world-references"></span>
=== Real-World References ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span> ===


* Zubs mumbles the name of [[Ronald McDonald]], the clown mascot of the [[McDonald's]] fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.
* Zubs mumbles the name of [[Ronald McDonald]], the clown mascot of the [[McDonald's]] fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.


<span id="youtube-version"></span>
== YouTube Version ==
== <span class="mw-headline">YouTube Version</span> ==


* The Easter egg plays automatically.
* The Easter egg plays automatically.


<span id="external-links"></span>
== External Links ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==


* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/56-current-status watch "current status"]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/56-current-status watch "current status"]
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* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.swf view the Flash file for "current status"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.swf view the Flash file for "current status"]


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[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]


Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

Strong Bad Email #56 watch · ← cheat talk · japanese cartoon →

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"This crap ain't funny!"

In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Zubs and Coach B

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Compy 386

Date: Monday, December 30, 2002

Running Time: 1:14

Page Title: Compy 386!

DVD:strongbad email.exe Disc Two

Transcript

{Start of the email at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. The mechanical humming of the Compy 386 can be heard faintly. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}

STRONG BAD: Oh! The email!

{He sits at the computer}

STRONG BAD: Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an email {he types strongbad_email.exe} real quick-a-like.

{email pops up}

{reading fast}

>Hey man,
>I was just wondering what your
>current status with the ladies is?
>
>Jordan Reynolds
>New Hampshire

STRONG BAD: Uhh, let's see... {typing} Strong Bad with the ladies —Current Status: They all still want me. {stops typing} Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.

COACH Z: {offscreen} Hey, Strong Bad!

BUBS: {offscreen} Hey, Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: Oop, gotta go!

{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.} [#Footnote [1]]

COACH B: Well... he's not here.

ZUBS: Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!

COACH B: I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete?

{Coach B walks off.}

ZUBS: Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! {Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off} Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble...

{The Paper comes down.}

Footnote

  1. For the purpose of this transcript, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:

>The Coach B/Zubs Project
>Current Status: Pretty Hilarious

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • A logarithm is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.

Trivia

  • The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "loom disk 1 of 24".
  • The YouTube description for this email is "Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail."

Remarks

  • A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of.

Real-World References

  • Zubs mumbles the name of Ronald McDonald, the clown mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.

YouTube Version

  • The Easter egg plays automatically.
Strong Bad Email
Info Email Titles · Sender's Name · Sender's Location · Email Lengths · Email Greetings · Email Closings · Email Release Dates · Email Intros · Email Outros · Page Titles · Statistics · Menu · Scroll Button Songs · Computers · Floppy Disk Container · Subjects · Spin-offs · Irregular Back Links · Poorly Written Emails · Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval · Emails Taken in a Different Direction
Tandy 400 some kinda robot · homsar · butt IQ · homestar hair · making out · depressio · halloweener · brianrietta · i love you · trevor the vampire · i rule · credit card · i she be · duck pond · the basics · band names · studying · stand-up · tape-leg · spring cleaning · cartoon · sb email 22 · little animal · the bird · super powers · CGNU · 3 wishes · 1 step ahead · superhero name · 12:00 · sugarbob · flag day · gimmicks · weird dream · sisters · guitar · dullard · helium · property of ones · vacation
Compy 386 invisibility · action figure · little questions · lures & jigs · techno · your friends · new hands · ghosts · theme party · 50 emails · website · island · comic · morning routine · cheat talk · current status · japanese cartoon · dragon · marzipan · huttah! · monster truck · interview · fingers · english paper · unused emails · the show · autobiography · caper · personal favorites · big white face · 2 emails · crazy cartoon · mascot · privileges · funny · sibbie · suntan · anything · the process · stunt double · date · impression · labor day · kids' book · 2 years · no loafing · mile · couch patch · local news · colonization · caffeine · kind of cool · army · video games · the bet · lackey · monument · stupid stuff · different town · flashback · car · lunch special · haircut · theme park · replacement · dangeresque 3 · cheatday · pom pom · crying · for kids · other days · old comics · pizzaz · the facts · time capsule · extra plug · montage · virus
Lappy 486 animal · radio · part-time job · dreamail · origins · secret recipes · rock opera · best thing · long pants · rampage · garage sale · do over · boring (really) · modeling · bottom 10 · record book · lady...ing · geddup noise · bedtime story · space program · portrait · high school · death metal · secret identity · technology · narrator · myths & legends · pop-up · lady fan · disconnected · candy product · alternate universe · senior prom · isp · redesign · keep cool · theme song · road trip · trading cards · cliffhangers · retirement · coloring · 4 branches · the chair · what i want · looking old · strong badathlon · unnatural · the movies · your funeral · from work · rough copy · underlings · more armies · the paper · mini-golf · concert · hygiene · original · bike thief · pizza joint · slumber party · web comics · business trip · yes, wrestling · diorama · nightlife · environment · winter pool · fan club · pet show · licensed · buried · shapeshifter · rated · specially marked · love poems · hiding · your edge · magic trick · being mean · email thunder · hremail 3184
Corpy NT6 imaginary
Compé independent · dictionary · videography
Lappier sbemail 206 · too cool · the next april fools thing
Bonus Greeting Cards · E-mail Birds · Videro Games · Family Resemblence · Real-Live E-Mails · Accent · Comic Book Movie
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