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''"You're not a broom?!"'' | |||
[[Marzipan]] is often '''compared to a broom''' because of her body shape. | [[Marzipan]] is often '''compared to a broom''' because of her body shape. | ||
== References == | |||
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — [[Homestar Runner]] calls Marzipan | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — [[Homestar Runner]] calls Marzipan "you old broomstick". | ||
* Email [[virus]] — When Marzipan is affected by [[The Virus|the virus]], she speaks in a distorted voice. In the [[Quote of the Week]] Easter egg in the same email, a broom makes the same sound. | * Email [[virus]] — When Marzipan is affected by [[The Virus|the virus]], she speaks in a distorted voice. In the [[Quote of the Week]] Easter egg in the same email, a broom makes the same sound. | ||
* Email [[long pants]] — In an Easter egg, Marzipan tells Homestar that everyone thinks she's a broom. Based on Homestar's surprised response, he apparently thought so too. | * Email [[long pants]] — In an Easter egg, Marzipan tells Homestar that everyone thinks she's a broom. Based on Homestar's surprised response, he apparently thought so too. | ||
* [[Date Nite]] — When talking about Marzipan, [[Strong Bad]] says to [[The Cheat]], | * [[Date Nite]] — When talking about Marzipan, [[Strong Bad]] says to [[The Cheat]], "You can't even call that thing a bod! At best it's a broom or a—" | ||
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — The [[New Stuff]] description | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — The [[New Stuff]] description was "Folks call the broom lady." | ||
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — | ||
** Homestar absentmindedly calls Marzipan to describe | ** Homestar absentmindedly calls Marzipan to describe "a hot blonde thing" he saw as "purple dress, broomstick style". | ||
** The New Stuff description | ** The New Stuff description was again "Folks call the broom lady." | ||
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Homestar says of Marzipan as the [[Lady Crate Ape]], | * [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Homestar says of Marzipan as the [[Lady Crate Ape]], "A little broomstick like her shouldn't be able to throw that far." | ||
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — The New Stuff description | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — The New Stuff description was "When the broom's away-". | ||
* [[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]] — When singing [[The Beatles|With a Little Help from My Friends]], [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Homestar]] sings, | * [[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]] — When singing [[The Beatles|With a Little Help from My Friends]], [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Homestar]] sings, "Somebody... with a broomstick for a girlfriend!" | ||
* [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects|D'artagnan is the Champion]] — In her documentary, [[Missy Palmer]] says she | * [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects|D'artagnan is the Champion]] — In her documentary, [[Missy Palmer]] says she "got to play a cartoon character that was shaped like a broom", before showing an animation of Marzipan. | ||
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Strong Bad pranks Marzipan by pretending to be the [[The Only Girl|new girl character]], | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Strong Bad pranks Marzipan by pretending to be the [[The Only Girl|new girl character]], "[[Sharpdene]]", who tells Marzipan she looks like a broom. | ||
* [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]] — After [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] successfully prevents an assassination attempt by [[Sultry Buttons]], looking in the kitchen will have him remark that she has either escaped into the night or disguised herself as a broom. | |||
== Variations == | |||
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* Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad compares Marzipan's head to a baseball bat. | * Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad compares Marzipan's head to a baseball bat. | ||
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's comment about an ugly misshapen stick for Marzipan rather than the bare [[King of Town]] Effigy. | * [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's comment about an ugly misshapen stick for Marzipan rather than the bare [[King of Town]] Effigy. | ||
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Coach Z]] calls Marzipan his | * [[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Coach Z]] calls Marzipan his "little baseball bat in a dress". | ||
* [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — In an Easter egg, it is shown that Homestar has been tricked into making out with a mop, instead of with Marzipan. | * [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — In an Easter egg, it is shown that Homestar has been tricked into making out with a mop, instead of with Marzipan. | ||
* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Homestar kisses his bat rather than Marzipan. | * [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Homestar kisses his bat rather than Marzipan. | ||
[[Category:Name running gags]] | |||
Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
"You're not a broom?!"
Marzipan is often compared to a broom because of her body shape.
References
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 — Homestar Runner calls Marzipan "you old broomstick".
- Email virus — When Marzipan is affected by the virus, she speaks in a distorted voice. In the Quote of the Week Easter egg in the same email, a broom makes the same sound.
- Email long pants — In an Easter egg, Marzipan tells Homestar that everyone thinks she's a broom. Based on Homestar's surprised response, he apparently thought so too.
- Date Nite — When talking about Marzipan, Strong Bad says to The Cheat, "You can't even call that thing a bod! At best it's a broom or a—"
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — The New Stuff description was "Folks call the broom lady."
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2 —
- Homestar absentmindedly calls Marzipan to describe "a hot blonde thing" he saw as "purple dress, broomstick style".
- The New Stuff description was again "Folks call the broom lady."
- 8-Bit is Enough — Homestar says of Marzipan as the Lady Crate Ape, "A little broomstick like her shouldn't be able to throw that far."
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 — The New Stuff description was "When the broom's away-".
- TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010 — When singing With a Little Help from My Friends, Puppet Homestar sings, "Somebody... with a broomstick for a girlfriend!"
- D'artagnan is the Champion — In her documentary, Missy Palmer says she "got to play a cartoon character that was shaped like a broom", before showing an animation of Marzipan.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — Strong Bad pranks Marzipan by pretending to be the new girl character, "Sharpdene", who tells Marzipan she looks like a broom.
- Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser — After Dangeresque successfully prevents an assassination attempt by Sultry Buttons, looking in the kitchen will have him remark that she has either escaped into the night or disguised herself as a broom.
Variations
- Email big white face — Strong Bad compares Marzipan's head to a baseball bat.
- Strong Badia the Free — Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's comment about an ugly misshapen stick for Marzipan rather than the bare King of Town Effigy.
- Baddest of the Bands — Coach Z calls Marzipan his "little baseball bat in a dress".
- A Decemberween Mackerel — In an Easter egg, it is shown that Homestar has been tricked into making out with a mop, instead of with Marzipan.
- Haunted Photo Booth — Homestar kisses his bat rather than Marzipan.
