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Corn
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Corn is a food that has made numerous appearances in the Homestar Runner body of work, both normal and unusual.
Appearances
- Main Page 14 — Homestar Runner's shower curtain has corn cobs on it.
- The House That Gave Sucky Treats — One of the treats that can be given to Marzipan is candy corn. If she is given it, she asks the viewer if they have real or Indian corn.
- The King of Town's Character Video — The King of Town eats a bowl of corn dog batter.
- 3 Times Halloween Funjob
- Strong Bad buys a corn dog from Bubs.
- Marzipan's lights are made of candy corn.
- Email colonization — According to Strong Bad, Bubs showed him how to put fish in the ground with corn, producing "fishcorn" bushes.
- Email old comics — The last reader of The Castlefunnies was a Civil War veteran and creamed corn enthusiast.
- That a Ghost — The Homestar Runner says that he could buy some corn pone for 27 cents.
- Halloween Fairstival — Corn is one of the vegetables in Marzipan's vegetable choir.
- FAQ — In the "What's Wrong with This Mess?" puzzle, the Stop Sign can read "STRONG SADIA likes: corn".
- Email rampage — Homsar says, "Caramel corn for president, please."
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 —
- It is "Corn and Corn Alone Day" at school, and a miniature mighty warrior jumps out of the Teen Girl Squad's bowl of corn, saying, "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
- There are corn chips at The Ugly One's party, and the mighty warrior jumps out of them, too.
- Email death metal — Strong Bad mentions gluing corn flakes to one's face to make them better at death metal. In an Easter egg, Homestar is seen with corn flakes glued to his face and holding a box of cereal called "Corn Krunch".
- Weekly Fanstuff — The February 9, 2006 item is The Cheat made out of pieces of corn.
- Email myths & legends — Strong Bad refers to Cephas, the email's sender, as "Cephas Cornwall of the Corn Army". Clicking on "CA" shows an Easter egg of the mighty warrior from Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 taking on an army of corn.
- Thy Dungeonman 3 — Thy Dungeonman must buy some corn to befriend the Annoying Whiner Bird.
- Why Come Only One Girl? — The rejected character The Hurricane is described as a "corn-dog-cotton-candy-looking lady".
- Email retirement — Among the bags of chips Strong Bad eats as anti-depressant are Flavored Triangles, which implies that they are corn chips.
- Email looking old — Strong Sad is sitting in front of a plate of food with some peas and corn which he has lined up neatly.
- This same plate later appears in an Easter egg in your funeral.
- Email Accent — Coach Z tries to have Strong Bad say "Holy crap" in his Mexican accent by showing him a picture of a piece of corn with a halo over it - a "holy crop". Strong Bad calls it "religious corn".
- Email specially marked — Corn Krunch reappears.
- Strong Badia the Free — In Cave Girl Squad, the storekeeper has some corn.
