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<line start="88" end="125" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Contest.</line>
<line start="126" end="148" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Er—never mind.</line>
<line start="156" end="176" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Everybody loves The Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="177" end="180" voiceover="true">
<strongbad>Everybody loves The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
<br />
<sfx>ding!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="181" end="186" voiceover="true">
<strongbad>Everybody loves The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
<strongbad>He is an athletic terrife.</strongbad>
<sfx>ding!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="187" end="199" voiceover="true">
<strongbad>Everybody loves The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
<strongbad>He is an athletic terrife.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="200" end="210" speaker="sfx">plop</line>
<line start="217" end="274" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Once upon that singular time, The Homestar Runner and Pom Pom were playing it safe.</line>
<line start="275" end="291" speaker="bookhomestar">Mmm... <span style="visibility:hidden">ah!</span></line>
<line start="292" end="301" speaker="bookhomestar">Mmm... ah!</line>
<line start="302" end="353" speaker="bookhomestar">I did it! Now it's your turn to think about a soft pillow, Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="354" end="365" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="366" end="418" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Up bounded The Fearsome Brothers Strong wearing scary monster outfits.</line>
<line start="424" end="443" speaker="bookstrongbad">HORRORSHOW!!</line>
<line start="444" end="459">
<bookstrongbad>HORRORSHOW!!</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="true">Burped Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="460" end="480" speaker="bookhomestar">SUCH A FRIGHT!</line>
<line start="481" end="500">
<bookhomestar>SUCH A FRIGHT!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad voiceover="true">squelched The Homestar Runner</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="501" end="514" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And he lay down and died.</line>
<line start="531" end="564" speaker="bookstrongbad">Uh... that was unexpected.</line>
<line start="565" end="588">
<bookstrongbad>Uh... that was unexpected.</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="true">admitted Strong Bad just now.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="589" end="624" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh no! I gave up the ghost!</line>
<line start="625" end="660" speaker="strongsad">You'll stay that way unless you enter the spooky woods and face your 3 fears before the witching hour!</line>
<line start="661" end="689">
<strongsad>You'll stay that way unless you enter the spooky woods and face your 3 fears before the witching hour!</strongsad>
<sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="690" end="705" speaker="strongsad">You'll stay that way unless you enter the spooky woods and face your 3 fears before the witching hour!</line>
<line start="706" end="732">
<strongsad>You'll stay that way unless you enter the spooky woods and face your 3 fears before the witching hour!</strongsad>
<strongbad voiceover="true">Quothed Lord High Plotlayer.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="733" end="780" speaker="bookhomestar">It's what I must do! Let's go Pom Po-o-om!</line>
<line start="781" end="804" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">But Pom Pom had already gone to a party at some rich kid's house.</line>
<line start="805" end="819">
<strongbad voiceover="true">But Pom Pom had already gone to a party at some rich kid's house.</strongbad>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="820" end="828">
<strongbad voiceover="true">But Pom Pom had already gone to a party at some rich kid's house.</strongbad>
<sfx>music</sfx>
<sfx>bouncing</sfx>
</line>
<line start="829" end="875">
<br />
<sfx>music</sfx>
<sfx>bouncing</sfx>
</line>
<line start="884" end="895" speaker="bookhomestar">I <span style="visibility:hidden">(gulp) guess (gulpo) I'm on (gulpamundo) my own (Gulp Fantasy 2000).</span></line>
<line start="896" end="906" speaker="bookhomestar">I (gulp) <span style="visibility:hidden">guess (gulpo) I'm on (gulpamundo) my own (Gulp Fantasy 2000).</span></line>
<line start="907" end="918" speaker="bookhomestar">I (gulp) guess <span style="visibility:hidden">(gulpo) I'm on (gulpamundo) my own (Gulp Fantasy 2000).</span></line>
<line start="919" end="931" speaker="bookhomestar">I (gulp) guess (gulpo) <span style="visibility:hidden">I'm on (gulpamundo) my own (Gulp Fantasy 2000).</span></line>
<line start="932" end="949" speaker="bookhomestar">I (gulp) guess (gulpo) I'm on <span style="visibility:hidden">(gulpamundo) my own (Gulp Fantasy 2000).</span></line>
<line start="950" end="965" speaker="bookhomestar">I (gulp) guess (gulpo) I'm on (gulpamundo) <span style="visibility:hidden">my own (Gulp Fantasy 2000).</span></line>
<line start="966" end="981" speaker="bookhomestar">I (gulp) guess (gulpo) I'm on (gulpamundo) my own <span style="visibility:hidden">(Gulp Fantasy 2000).</span></line>
<line start="982" end="1004" speaker="bookhomestar">I (gulp) guess (gulpo) I'm on (gulpamundo) my own (Gulp Fantasy 2000).</line>
<line start="1005" end="1057" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Tedioused The Homestar Runner at great risk to the listenability of the story.</line>
<line start="1058" end="1109" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And so The Dead Homestar Runner entered the Spooky Woods.</line>
<line start="1115" end="1159" speaker="bookhomestar">No amount of gulps can express how scared I am!</line>
<line start="1160" end="1188" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Just then, he came face to face with his first fear!</line>
<line start="1189" end="1199">
<strongbad voiceover="true">Just then, he came face to face with his first fear!</strongbad>
<sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1200" end="1205" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Just then, he came face to face with his first fear!</line>
<line start="1206" end="1267" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh no! Page 73 of my old life science textbook!</line>
<line start="1268" end="1329" speaker="coachz">Can you identify this organelle, that is located in a plant cell?</line>
<line start="1330" end="1374" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Asked the life science textbook in Coach Z's voice for some reason.</line>
<line start="1375" end="1404" speaker="bookhomestar">I'm not gulp-afraid of you... <span style="visibility:hidden">Golgi Apparatus!</span></line>
<line start="1405" end="1428" speaker="bookhomestar">I'm not gulp-afraid of you... Golgi Apparatus!</line>
<line start="1429" end="1451" speaker="coachz">Apporparortus!</line>
<line start="1455" end="1466" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="1467" end="1481" speaker="bookhomestar">That was easy!</line>
<line start="1482" end="1526" speaker="bookhomestar">I'll have my corporeal form back in no time!</line>
<line start="1527" end="1571">
<bookhomestar>I'll have my corporeal form back in no time!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad voiceover="true">said The Homestar Runner after <em>clearly</em> consulting a thesaurus.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1575" end="1633" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Meanwhile, behind a very great bush, the Brothers Strong were schemin' and steamin'.</line>
<line start="1634" end="1656" speaker="bookstrongbad">All types of drat!</line>
<line start="1657" end="1711">
<bookstrongbad>All types of drat!</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="true">said Strong Bad, coining an awesome new phrase that will endure throughout the ages.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1712" end="1779" speaker="bookstrongbad">We've got to make sure his next fear is so gruesome, he won't be able to face it!</line>
<line start="1780" end="1795" speaker="strongmad">Grunt!</line>
<line start="1796" end="1811">
<strongmad>Grunt!</strongmad>
<strongbad voiceover="true">grunted Grunt Mad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1812" end="1854" speaker="strongsad">I'm here because family is hard to say no to.</line>
<line start="1855" end="1879">
<strongsad>I'm here because family is hard to say no to.</strongsad>
<strongbad voiceover="true">said a pallid bust of Pallas.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1880" end="1968" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And so The Little-Bit-Less-Dead Homestar Runner forged ahead, and faced his next fear. Which was...</line>
<line start="1969" end="2001" speaker="bookstrongbad" voiceover="true">Eyeball barf bath!</line>
<line start="2002" end="2039" speaker="strongmad" sfx="true">vomiting</line>
<line start="2040" end="2064" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, I'm not scared of that.</line>
<line start="2065" end="2068" speaker="bookhomestar">Booo!</line>
<line start="2069" end="2078">
<bookhomestar>Booo!</bookhomestar>
<sfx>splash</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2079" end="2092" speaker="bookhomestar">Pa-too!</line>
<line start="2093" end="2120">
<bookhomestar>Luxuriates my skin!</bookhomestar>
<sfx>harp sound</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2121" end="2133" speaker="bookstrongbad">What the...?</line>
<line start="2134" end="2154">
<bookstrongbad>What the...?</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="true">almost cussed Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2155" end="2178" speaker="bookhomestar">But I am scared of...</line>
<line start="2179" end="2181" speaker="bookhomestar">Gulp <span style="visibility:hidden">gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp...</span></line>
<line start="2182" end="2183" speaker="bookhomestar">Gulp gulp <span style="visibility:hidden">gulp gulp gulp gulp...</span></line>
<line start="2184" end="2186" speaker="bookhomestar">Gulp gulp gulp <span style="visibility:hidden">gulp gulp gulp...</span></line>
<line start="2187" end="2189" speaker="bookhomestar">Gulp gulp gulp gulp <span style="visibility:hidden">gulp gulp...</span></line>
<line start="2190" end="2191" speaker="bookhomestar">Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp <span style="visibility:hidden">gulp...</span></line>
<line start="2192" end="2197" speaker="bookhomestar">Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp...</line>
<line start="2198" end="2211">
<bookhomestar>FRILLY TOOTHPICKS!!!</bookhomestar>
<sfx>crash</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2212" end="2220" speaker="bookhomestar">FRILLY TOOTHPICKS!!!</line>
<line start="2221" end="2229">
<bookhomestar>FRILLY TOOTHPICKS!!!</bookhomestar>
<sfx>music sting</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2230" end="2271" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And all eyes turned to Strong Sad's club sammich.</line>
<line start="2272" end="2317" speaker="bookstrongbad">That's stupid! No one's afraid of frilly toothpicks!</line>
<line start="2318" end="2326" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh.</line>
<line start="2331" end="2339" speaker="sfx">slosh</line>
<line start="2340" end="2372" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, you're right. Thanks Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="2377" end="2382" speaker="sfx">pop!</line>
<line start="2383" end="2437" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And with that, The Homestar Runner successfully faced his second fear.</line>
<line start="2438" end="2465" speaker="bookstrongbad">All types of drat!</line>
<line start="2466" end="2524">
<bookstrongbad>All types of drat!</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="true">repeated Strong Bad, flirting with oversaturating the market with his new phrase too soon.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2525" end="2585" speaker="bookstrongbad">It looks like we have to come up with something stupid and weird, not gruesome.</line>
<line start="2586" end="2643" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And so The Nearly-Not-Dead Homestar Runner ventured deeper into the spooky woods.</line>
<line start="2644" end="2672" speaker="bookhomestar">Two down, one to go.</line>
<line start="2673" end="2713" speaker="bookhomestar">I wonder what horrors my third fear will bring.</line>
<line start="2714" end="2746" speaker="strongbad">Just then he came to a clearing in the woods.</line>
<line start="2747" end="2830">
<bookstrongbad>Look at us! We're playing ping-pong on a kitchen table. Not regulation in the slightest!</bookstrongbad>
<sfx>ball hitting</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2831" end="2866">
<strongbad voiceover="true">Said Strong Bad wearing dress shoes with no socks.</strongbad>
<sfx>ball hitting</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2867" end="2942" speaker="bookhomestar">While definitely illegal, I don't think non-regulation ping-pong is my third fear.</line>
<line start="2943" end="3034">
<bookstrongbad>Well it doesn't matter anyway, 'cause it's almost the witching hour and now you'll be stuck like this forever!</bookstrongbad>
<sfx>ball hitting</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3035" end="3051" speaker="bookstrongbad">SLAMMA JAMMA!</line>
<line start="3052" end="3061" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And Strong Bad slammed the ball with wicked topspin.</line>
<line start="3062" end="3073">
<strongbad voiceover="true">And Strong Bad slammed the ball with wicked topspin.</strongbad>
<sfx>smack!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3074" end="3087">
<strongbad voiceover="true">And Strong Bad slammed the ball with wicked topspin.</strongbad>
<sfx>zoom</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3088" end="3091">
<strongbad voiceover="true">And it flew into the Thorny Thicket, revealing...</strongbad>
<sfx>zoom</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3092" end="3132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And it flew into the Thorny Thicket, revealing...</line>
<line start="3133" end="3164" speaker="bookhomestar">OH NO!! My final fear!!</line>
<line start="3165" end="3239" speaker="bookhomestar" voiceover="true">A half-decomposed raccoon being carried around by a family of wet pigeons!!</line>
<line start="3240" end="3283" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Said the Homestar Runner in a <em>children's book</em>.</line>
<line start="3284" end="3356" speaker="bookhomestar">Awww, but look. The gross wet pigeons think Strong Bad's ping-pong ball is an egg!</line>
<line start="3357" end="3381" speaker="bookhomestar" voiceover="true">They're gonna hatch it!</line>
<line start="3382" end="3446" speaker="bookhomestar">They were just as gulp of me, as I was gulp of them!</line>
<line start="3447" end="3515" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Said the Homestar Runner, <em>really</em> shoe-horning some kind of half-baked moral into this thing.</line>
<line start="3516" end="3546" speaker="strongsad">Behold! The witching hour!</line>
<line start="3546" end="3566">
<strongsad>Behold! The witching hour!</strongsad>
<sfx>gong</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3567" end="3610" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And so having faced his three fears, Homestar Runner gained back his corporeal form.</line>
<line start="3611" end="3620">
<strongbad voiceover="true">And so having faced his three fears, Homestar Runner gained back his corporeal form.</strongbad>
<sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3621" end="3636" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And so having faced his three fears, Homestar Runner gained back his corporeal form.</line>
<line start="3637" end="3711" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Said narrator Strong Bad, who totally already knew what 'corporeal' meant, like, <em>way</em> before this book.</line>
<line start="3719" end="3728" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="3729" end="3745" speaker="bookhomestar">Well, hey hey!</line>
<line start="3746" end="3787" speaker="bookhomestar">Looks like I get to keep my squiggily ghost-tail!</line>
<line start="3788" end="3821" speaker="bookhomestar">Does it tickle your fancy, Mr. Strong Bad?</line>
<line start="3822" end="3846" speaker="bookhomestar" sfx="true">high-pitched noises</line>
<line start="3847" end="3872" speaker="bookstrongbad">SUCH A FRIGHT!</line>
<line start="3873" end="3908">
<bookstrongbad>SUCH A FRIGHT!</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="true">moaned Strong Bad, and he lay down and died.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3919" end="3946">
<bookstrongbad>Now <em>I</em> gave up the ghost!</bookstrongbad>
<br />
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3947" end="3972">
<all>Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!</all>
<br />
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3973" end="4042">
<all>Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!</all>
<strongbad voiceover="true">laughed all the other characters in a satisfying, end-of-story fashion.</strongbad>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4043" end="4053" speaker="sfx">plop</line>
<line start="4060" end="4090" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Join us next week, children, when we read:</line>
<line start="4091" end="4127" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true"><cite>Strong Bad's Ghost Enters The Homestar Runner, </cite><span style="visibility:hidden"><cite>Thereby Possessing Him Demonically</cite>.</span></line>
<line start="4128" end="4158" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true"><cite>Strong Bad's Ghost Enters The Homestar Runner, Thereby Possessing Him Demonically</cite>.</line>
<line start="4159" end="4163" speaker="sfx">crickets</line>
<line start="4164" end="4191">
<sfx>crickets</sfx>
<homestar>Such a great story, Strong Bad.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="4192" end="4221">
<sfx>crickets</sfx>
<strongbad>Thanks, I just r—read it. <span style="visibility:hidden">To you.</span></strongbad>
</line>
<line start="4222" end="4232">
<sfx>crickets</sfx>
<strongbad>Thanks, I just r—read it. To you.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="4233" end="4256">
<sfx>crickets</sfx>
<homestar>Um, I know.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="4257" end="4257" speaker="sfx">crickets</line>
<line start="4258" end="4293">
<sfx>crickets</sfx>
<coachz>Say, is there somethin' missin' here?</coachz>
</line>
<line start="4294" end="4329">
<sfx>crickets</sfx>
<homestar>Oh, crap! We forgot to put on our cos<em>tumes</em>!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="4330" end="4362">
<sfx>crickets</sfx>
<strongbad>Wait, our <em>cos</em>tumes or our cos<em>tumes</em>?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="4363" end="4395">
<sfx>crickets</sfx>
<homestar>We'd better peow outta here and get changed!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="4396" end="4409">
<sfx>footsteps</sfx>
<all>PEOW!</all>
</line>
<line start="4410" end="4418" speaker="sfx">footsteps</line>
<line start="4442" end="4456" speaker="homestar">Hey, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="4457" end="4500" speaker="homestar">I really like your Emperor Eh! Steve! costume.</line>
<line start="4508" end="4525" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Cheatsa Cheatsa.</line>
<line start="4526" end="4556" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Did no one else just see that?</line>
<line start="4557" end="4591" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">It's just a certain way I do things.</line>
<line start="4603" end="4643" speaker="homestar">Say Buuubs! Say Bubs! Say Bub-Bub-Buuubs!</line>
<line start="4644" end="4649" speaker="homestar">You <span style="visibility:hidden">are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4650" end="4657" speaker="homestar">You are dressed <span style="visibility:hidden">as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4658" end="4667" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin <span style="visibility:hidden">Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4668" end="4673" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie <span style="visibility:hidden">dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4674" end="4678" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed <span style="visibility:hidden">as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4679" end="4683" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as <span style="visibility:hidden">Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4684" end="4688" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain <span style="visibility:hidden">Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4689" end="4692" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou <span style="visibility:hidden">Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4693" end="4699" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano <span style="visibility:hidden">and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4700" end="4702" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and <span style="visibility:hidden">there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4703" end="4709" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing <span style="visibility:hidden">you can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4710" end="4712" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you <span style="visibility:hidden">can do to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4713" end="4716" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do <span style="visibility:hidden">to make me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4717" end="4720" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make <span style="visibility:hidden">me think otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4721" end="4724" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think <span style="visibility:hidden">otherwise.</span></line>
<line start="4725" end="4734" speaker="homestar">You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.</line>
<line start="4735" end="4745" speaker="bubs">Okay.</line>
<line start="4746" end="4763" speaker="sfx">organ music</line>
<line start="4764" end="4784">
<sfx>organ music</sfx>
<sfx>clatter</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4785" end="4800" speaker="sfx">power up</line>
<line start="4808" end="4837" speaker="strongmad">SYD BARRETT!</line>
<line start="4842" end="4892" speaker="strongbad">Uh, sorry, big guy. He wasn't in the band when they made that album.</line>
<line start="4894" end="4943" speaker="strongmad">UH... WIZARD OF OZ!</line>
<line start="4945" end="4974" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, nope, wrong album there too.</line>
<line start="4977" end="5045" speaker="strongmad">MY BODY'S A REALLY HARD SHAPE TO MAKE COSTUMES FOR!</line>
<line start="5058" end="5089" speaker="strongbad">So, what am I lookin' at here, Homestar?</line>
<line start="5090" end="5155" speaker="strongbad">You dressed as '70s Homestar that dropped out of college and backpacked across Scandinavia?</line>
<line start="5156" end="5170" speaker="homestar">Yeah, pretty much.</line>
<line start="5171" end="5268" speaker="strongsad">No way! He's dressed as Snufkin from <em>Tove Jansson</em>'s Moomintroll books, comics, and cartoons!</line>
<line start="5269" end="5316" speaker="homestar">Doo-doo-doot doot! Bah bahbah baah bah baah baah bah baah baah!</line>
<line start="5317" end="5351">
<homestar>Doo-doo-doot doot! Bah bahbah baah bah baah baah bah baah baah!</homestar>
<homestar>Bah bahbah baah bah baah baah bah baah baah!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="5352" end="5400">
<homestar>Doo-doo-doot doot! Bah bahbah baah bah baah baah bah baah baah!</homestar>
<homestar>Bah bahbah baah bah baah baah bah baah baah!</homestar>
<homestar>Bah bahbah baah bah baah baah bah baah baah baaaaaaaaah!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="5415" end="5456" speaker="strongsad">Nice Mighty Boosh reference there, King of Town!</line>
<line start="5458" end="5525" speaker="kingoftown">Mighty what? This is just what happens when you fall asleep chewing eight packs of Hubba Bubba!</line>
<line start="5527" end="5552" speaker="strongbad">You're a Hubba Bubba nightmare, all right.</line>
<line start="5561" end="5592" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, Pom Pom! Do some Mode 7 for us!</line>
<line start="5593" end="5601" speaker="sfx">bouncy noise</line>
<line start="5602" end="5641">
<sfx>bouncy noise</sfx>
<strongbad>Aw yeah! Pixels the size of your face!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="5654" end="5733" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad! I really like your "give me nightmares forever and always" costume!</line>
<line start="5737" end="5811" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, what are you supposed to be, the lovechild of Dobby the house elf and Ron Weasley from some of your fanfiction?</line>
<line start="5813" end="5896" speaker="strongsad">No no! I'm from the Cremaster Cycle! I assure you it's <em>way</em> more pretentious than any of my fanfic!</line>
<line start="5909" end="6036" speaker="strongbad">Ah, The Poopsmith. Looking at your costume, I can almost hear the satisfying-slash-skin-crawling plastic squeak of that oversized white clam shell VHS case!</line>
<line start="6037" end="6054" speaker="sfx">plastic squeak</line>
<line start="6055" end="6065" speaker="strongbad">That's it!</line>
<line start="6073" end="6118" speaker="homestar">I thought you already dressed up as Trondorman, like, twenty years ago!</line>
<line start="6119" end="6159" speaker="strongsad">Ooh! I smell a shared cinematic universe—!</line>
<line start="6160" end="6170" speaker="strongbad">Shut up.</line>
<line start="6186" end="6221" speaker="homestar">Coach Z, if you don't want to I can live with that,</line>
<line start="6222" end="6270" speaker="homestar">but you gotta put back the double-knit reversible stripèd pants!</line>
<line start="6272" end="6343" speaker="strongbad">There's no need to argue, I just don't understand how you haven't run out of costume ideas yet!</line>
<line start="6344" end="6403" speaker="coachz">I'm pretty sure this is the last one! I'm grarspin' at straws here!</line>
<line start="6416" end="6480" speaker="homestar">Homsar, that is the most accurate patriotic Hovan Roll costume I've ever seen!</line>
<line start="6483" end="6552" speaker="homsar">AaAaAa! Contraption flaption, what's your hedge fund?</line>
<line start="6560" end="6651" speaker="strongsad">Uh, Strong Bad, you're a big devotee of Bic pens now apparently?</line>
<line start="6655" end="6730" speaker="strongbad">Of course, shut up! I'm known far and wide for my enthusiasm for... Bic ballpoint pens.</line>
<line start="6731" end="6742" speaker="strongbad">Look it up.</line>
<line start="6757" end="6783" speaker="homestar">Hey Marzipan, I really like your—</line>
<line start="6784" end="6855" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, let me stop you right there. I have no idea what this is from. I just wore what Strong Sad told me to wear.</line>
<line start="6858" end="6911" speaker="strongsad">Yeah, and honestly, I only saw the movie once when I was, like, ten.</line>
<line start="6912" end="6936" speaker="strongsad">I just like that pirate guy.</line>
<line start="6946" end="6953" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="6954" end="7018">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<wheelchair>Emperor Eh!-gustus Steve!, what hath you wrought?!</wheelchair>
</line>
<line start="7019" end="7023" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="7024" end="7040">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<ehsteve>Eh! Steve!</ehsteve>
</line>
<line start="7041" end="7046" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="7056" end="7105" speaker="strongbad">Feel free to follow along with my simple step by step instructions.</line>
<line start="7117" end="7160" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">And don't forget to use a Bic... point pen!</line>
<line start="7164" end="7175" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">I... <span style="visibility:hidden">I am always using it.</span></line>
<line start="7176" end="7196" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">I... I am always using it.</line>
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