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<line start="42" end="68" speaker="kingoftown">Hello, my loyal subjects.</line>
<line start="69" end="95" speaker="kingoftown">I am the King of Town.</line>
<line start="96" end="138" speaker="kingoftown">Please remain standing while I finish my speech</line>
<line start="139" end="170" speaker="kingoftown">and consume the contents of this bowl.</line>
<line start="178" end="207" speaker="kingoftown">Now, despite rumors to the contrary,</line>
<line start="208" end="281" speaker="kingoftown">I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town.</line>
<line start="288" end="331" speaker="kingoftown">I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal:</line>
<line start="332" end="367" speaker="kingoftown">by purchasing one of equal or lesser value.</line>
<line start="375" end="423" speaker="kingoftown">I also did not ever try to eat my own moustache.</line>
<line start="431" end="454" speaker="kingoftown">I live in yon castle,</line>
<line start="455" end="507" speaker="kingoftown">and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose.</line>
<line start="511" end="531" speaker="kingoftown">And furthermore,</line>
<line start="532" end="573" speaker="kingoftown">now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter.</line>
<line start="575" end="588" speaker="kingoftown"><em>(chewing sounds)</em></line>
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