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    <line start="15" end="64" speaker="strongbad">Oh, oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...</line>
    <line start="71" end="145" speaker="strongbad">"Hey StrongBad I was just wondering: what do you look for in an email? Another words,"</line>
    <line start="147" end="182" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look! And there's some another words.</line>
    <line start="185" end="230" speaker="strongbad">"describe that dream email that you would like to recieve one day."</line>
    <line start="232" end="335" speaker="strongbad">"With lots of anticipation, Danny Geh-geh-geh... Gih-gih-gih... Ge-ka-koff... from Gliggityvoo, Illinois."</line>
    <line start="337" end="380" speaker="strongbad">My dream email. My "dreamail."</line>
    <line start="387" end="439" speaker="strongbad">Well plain ol' Danny, there are a lot of email-fish out there in the Email Sea.</line>
    <line start="442" end="490" speaker="strongbad">And while most of them are those nasty bottom-feeders with a suckhole mouth,</line>
    <line start="493" end="530" speaker="strongbad">there are a few that break the glimmering surface of the water,</line>
    <line start="532" end="606" speaker="strongbad">to glisten in the sunset for a few fleeting moments, like some kind of glorious e-marlin.</line>
    <line start="610" end="674" speaker="strongbad">Another words, please allow me to ditch the fishing metaphor and hit you with the pink border.</line>
    <line start="699" end="721" speaker="strongbad">Okay, orchestra, hit it!</line>
    <line start="724" end="792">
        <sfx>orchestra plays</sfx>
        <strongbad>Email me tonight!</strongbad>
    </line>
    <line start="796" end="840" speaker="sfx">start up noise</line>
    <line start="843" end="866" speaker="lappy486">Good morning, Strong Bad.</line>
    <line start="868" end="890" speaker="lappy486">You're looking prooty hot.</line>
    <line start="892" end="924" speaker="lappy486">You have one unread messages.</line>
    <line start="925" end="982" speaker="strongbad">Well, thank you, Lappy. You're looking prooty hot too. On screen!</line>
    <line start="982" end="1045" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Mssr. Eleganté, You left your pocketwatch in the hot tub.</line>
    <line start="1050" end="1118" speaker="strongbad">When will you be back to retrieve it? -128 Hot Katies"</line>
    <line start="1122" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">My Katies 1 through 128, Good to hear from all y'all (especially you, Katie 80).</line>
    <line start="1207" end="1312" speaker="strongbad">When my raucous schedule permits, I will triumphantly-slash-abundantly return to the chateau for my ruby-encrusted pocketwatch.</line>
    <line start="1316" end="1393" speaker="strongbad">I have plans tonight, however, but I will, furthermore, heretofore, be back on morrow next.</line>
    <line start="1397" end="1441" speaker="strongbad">Please tell Adelaide that the poached eggs were tremendous.</line>
    <line start="1446" end="1482" speaker="strongbad">Forever Young, Chester Eleganté</line>
    <line start="1497" end="1517" speaker="lappy486">Well played, Strong Bad.</line>
    <line start="1519" end="1560" speaker="lappy486">Those ladies are sure to be all up ons.</line>
    <line start="1573" end="1614" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man. If I got that email, I would have it bronzed,</line>
    <line start="1614" end="1663" speaker="strongbad">and then dipped in... uh, guacamole</line>
    <line start="1663" end="1691" speaker="strongbad">and The Cheat would read it to me every night at supper.</line>
    <line start="1715" end="1760" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Cadbury Cream Egg omelette! Continue, The Cheat.</line>
    <line start="1767" end="1839" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1840" end="1882" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I love that part! Read it again, slowly,</line>
    <line start="1882" end="1901" speaker="strongbad">and... backwards.</line>
    <line start="1904" end="1957" speaker="thecheat">Backwards The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1958" end="1986" speaker="homestar">The Cheat! What's been up?</line>
    <line start="1987" end="1993" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey!</line>
    <line start="1994" end="2022" speaker="homestar">Oh, Strong Bad, found your pocketwatch.</line>
    <line start="2023" end="2043" speaker="homestar">Katie 80 says "What's up".</line>
    <line start="2043" end="2074" speaker="homestar">So, The Cheat! What's been up?</line>
    <line start="2075" end="2120" speaker="strongbad">CRAP THE WHAT?! This pink border is not holding up its end of the bargain!</line>
    <line start="2123" end="2154" speaker="strongbad">Come on, pink border, get your head in the game!</line>
    <line start="2157" end="2169" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Pink border?</line>
    <line start="2171" end="2202" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, what are you talking aboot?</line>
    <line start="2206" end="2222" speaker="strongbad">Oh, we're back here.</line>
    <line start="2227" end="2282" speaker="homestar">Yeah. I found your pocket lint. And Marzipan says you're an ogre.</line>
    <line start="2297" end="2353" speaker="strongbad">Awww! I knew I shoulda gone with a puffy white cloud border. Those things never let you down.</line>
    <line start="2356" end="2397" speaker="strongbad">Homestar never woulda shown up in a Puffy White Cloud Dreamail.</line>
    <line start="2401" end="2419" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I do hate white clowns.</line>
    <line start="2422" end="2487" speaker="strongbad">And if you ignore all the facts and scientific evidence, then those weird little kids were right.</line>
    <line start="2491" end="2519" speaker="strongbad">Thanks for your question, Leonard Nimoy.</line>
    <line start="2519" end="2605" speaker="strongbad">I'll be back next week to solve another Celebrity Murder Mystery. But right now, I gotta fly.</line>
    <line start="2705" end="2742" speaker="lappy486">Don't fly, Strong Bad.</line>
    <line start="2743" end="2773" speaker="lappy486">Please come down.</line>
    <line start="2774" end="2817" speaker="lappy486">I worry about you.</line>
    <line start="2817" end="2842" speaker="lappy486">I can see the strings.</line>
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