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<line start="26" end="75" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!</line>
  <line start="77" end="137" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!</line>
  <line start="139" end="167" speaker="kingoftown">Let the king have some!</line>
  <line start="177" end="200" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The King of Town's Very Own Popular Cartoon Show will not be seen this week.</line>
  <line start="204" end="244" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Instead we bring you: Strong Bad's Very Popular Cartoon Show, already in progress.</line>
  <line start="249" end="254" speaker="strongbad">"-rong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="255" end="289" speaker="strongbad">"I was wondering did you ever have a senior prom."</line>
  <line start="292" end="314" speaker="strongbad">"If so, what was it like?"</line>
  <line start="316" end="348" speaker="strongbad">"Matt M., Walrus Association"</line>
  <line start="352" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man! Would you Walrus Association people please leave me alone? I will pay my dues when you send me my tusks!</line>
  <line start="471" end="515" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, I have personally never had a senior prom, Matt.</line>
  <line start="520" end="575" speaker="strongbad">I have however, <em>crashed</em> my fair share of Senior Proms, <span style="visibility:hidden">Senor Proms, Homecoming Dances, Shortcoming Prances, and Off-Site Team-Building Pottery Classes.</span></line>
  <line start="576" end="594" speaker="strongbad">I have however, <em>crashed</em> my fair share of Senior Proms, Senor Proms, <span style="visibility:hidden">Homecoming Dances, Shortcoming Prances, and Off-Site Team-Building Pottery Classes.</span></line>
  <line start="595" end="614" speaker="strongbad">I have however, <em>crashed</em> my fair share of Senior Proms, Senor Proms, Homecoming Dances, <span style="visibility:hidden">Shortcoming Prances, and Off-Site Team-Building Pottery Classes.</span></line>
  <line start="615" end="635" speaker="strongbad">I have however, <em>crashed</em> my fair share of Senior Proms, Senor Proms, Homecoming Dances, Shortcoming Prances, <span style="visibility:hidden">and Off-Site Team-Building Pottery Classes.</span></line>
  <line start="636" end="668" speaker="strongbad">I have however, <em>crashed</em> my fair share of Senior Proms, Senor Proms, Homecoming Dances, Shortcoming Prances, and Off-Site Team-Building Pottery Classes.</line>
  <line start="676" end="747" speaker="strongbad">But the best Senior Prom I ever crashed was the 'Entrapment All Up On The Moon' Dance.</line>
  <line start="755" end="816" speaker="strongbad">It all started one day, when I received some very disappointing news...</line>
  <line start="821" end="863" speaker="strongbad"><em>(fake disappointment)</em> Oh, man, you guys. I'm totally bummed.</line>
  <line start="867" end="902" speaker="strongbad">Listen to this message I just got...</line>
  <line start="911" end="964" speaker="strongbad"><em>(high-pitched)</em> Hey... Bunmuffin... It's Deli...lelia.</line>
  <line start="970" end="1057" speaker="strongbad">They need me to go back up to Mars to help out that robot that got stuck in the sand.</line>
  <line start="1057" end="1101" speaker="strongbad">So I won't be able to go to the dance with you.</line>
  <line start="1102" end="1150" speaker="strongbad">I left you some cold meatloaf under the fridge.</line>
  <line start="1152" end="1161" speaker="strongbad"><em>(normal voice)</em> Ooh...</line>
  <line start="1162" end="1241" speaker="strongbad"><em>(fake disappointment)</em> That little robot's stuck in the sand again! I guess I don't have a date for the dance.</line>
  <line start="1241" end="1326" speaker="strongbad">Oh well... Looks like you two losers and me one cool guy will just have to crash the ever-loving style out of it!</line>
  <line start="1327" end="1370" speaker="strongbad">Now listen close to my masterdly plan!</line>
  <line start="1382" end="1489" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="1490" end="1567" speaker="homestar">Oh... Don't look now Marzipan, but I think we're the hottest couple at the prom.</line>
  <line start="1567" end="1605" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, as always, we're the only couple at the prom.</line>
  <line start="1605" end="1634" speaker="homestar">But what about Strong Sad and Deborah?</line>
  <line start="1634" end="1662" speaker="marzipan">That is unmistakably Coach Z.</line>
  <line start="1662" end="1673" speaker="homestar">Who?</line>
  <line start="1673" end="1720" speaker="strongsad">Coach Z, you oughta be ashamed of yourself.</line>
  <line start="1720" end="1751" speaker="strongsad">You're supposed to be our chaperon! <!-- not sure how to indicate procunciation --></line>
  <line start="1751" end="1802" speaker="coachz">Are you kiddin'!? I'm just lookin' out for all yer hygienes.</line>
  <line start="1802" end="1872" speaker="coachz">Have ya ever talked to one of these kids up close!? Their breaths is terbirle!</line>
  <line start="1875" end="1883" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">confused noises</line>
  <line start="1888" end="1923" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hey! Watch those hands, David Coppafeel!</line>
  <line start="1923" end="1940" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, David!</line>
  <line start="1945" end="2004" speaker="strongbad">That's right, senior citizens! This prom is officially crashed!</line>
  <line start="2004" end="2043"><strongbad>Now peep my masterdly plan! I rigged up this button</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2043" end="2048"><strongbad>Now peep my masterdly plan! I rigged up this button</strongbad><sfx>ding!</sfx></line>
  <line start="2048" end="2114"><strongbad>Now peep my masterdly plan! I rigged up this button</strongbad><sfx>ding!</sfx><strongbad>so that when I mash go on it, everybody's pants will <strong>poof away</strong>!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2114" end="2154" speaker="strongbad">It's a mass pantsing, see?</line>
  <line start="2154" end="2160"><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line>
  <line start="2160" end="2190" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2191" end="2200" speaker="strongbad">What!?</line>
<!-- caption for the dun! dun! dun!'s ? -->
  <line start="2239" end="2260" speaker="strongbad">You gotta be kiddin' me!</line>
  <line start="2260" end="2299" speaker="strongbad">I'm the only one that wears any pants?!</line>
  <line start="2299" end="2310"><sfx>poof</sfx></line>
  <line start="2327" end="2367" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And now to announce your Prom King and Queen!</line>
  <line start="2367" end="2400" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voicover">This year's Prom King is... <span style="visibility: hidden">Pom Pom!</span></line>
  <line start="2400" end="2415" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voicover">This year's Prom King is... Pom Pom!</line>
  <line start="2415" end="2466"><sfx>applause</sfx><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Accepting the award for Pom Pom is Homestar Runner because Pom Pom's at a much cooler private school prom.</announcer></line>
<line start="2466" end="2479" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">gargling that sounds like Pom Pom's speech</line>
  <line start="2479" end="2514" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voicover">And your Prom Queen... <span style="visibility: hidden">Strong Bad with no pants on!</span></line>
  <line start="2514" end="2540" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voicover">And your Prom Queen... Strong Bad with no pants on!</line>
  <line start="2540" end="2600">
<sfx>applause</sfx>
<strongbad>Oh thank you so much!</strongbad>
<strongbad>You people are a sweet delight!</strongbad>
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<line start="2600" end="2654" speaker="strongbad">Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!</line>
  <line start="2654" end="2705" speaker="marzipan">Every freakin' year.</line>
  <line start="2712" end="2738" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Ohhhh, yeah!</line>
  <line start="2739" end="2749" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasps</line>
  <line start="2780" end="2863" speaker="strongbad">And the best part, was that I also got a twenty-dollar gift certificate to the All-You-Can-Eat Old Folks' Cafeteria.</line>
  <line start="2863" end="2919" speaker="strongbad">Man, I ate my weight in creamed fish and okratinis.</line>
  <line start="2919" end="3005" speaker="strongbad">Alright, I gotta get outta here. I'm taking Delilelia to see David Coppafeel perform.</line> 
  <line start="3005" end="3015" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
  <line start="3042" end="3061" speaker="strongbad">Hurk!</line>
  <line start="3067" end="3079" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
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  <line start="3091" end="3152" speaker="homestar">Oh, man. My pants got <i>so</i> poofed away at the prom this year.</line>
  <line start="3152" end="3206" speaker="homestar">So I was wearing all these types of long pants, and they just got poofed away.</line>
  <line start="3206" end="3227" speaker="homestar"><i>So</i> embarrassing.</line>
  <line start="3227" end="3241" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
  <line start="3241" end="3264" speaker="homestar">Well maybe I <i>will</i> keep telling myself that!</line>
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  <line start="3278" end="3399" speaker="strongbad">
<em>(singing)</em> Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?
  </line>
  <line start="3399" end="3404" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Str-"</line>
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