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  <line start="22" end="51" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We now return to Cheat Commandos.</line>
  <line start="125" end="162" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="voiceover">So then I grabbed the Blue Laser by his collar and said,</line>
  <line start="166" end="202" speaker="gunhaver">"You betta break yourself!"</line>
  <line start="203" end="232" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laughter</line>
  <line start="235" end="251" speaker="reynold">Ha ha, yeah.</line>
  <line start="252" end="343" speaker="reynold">That's like how I labeled and alphabetized all you guys' combat accessories so it'll save on valuable mission time!</line>
  <line start="347" end="372" speaker="reynold">Kicka click-click, booyah!</line>
  <line start="380" end="390" speaker="all">Uh...</line>
  <line start="391" end="403" speaker="sfx">siren</line>
  <line start="405" end="425" speaker="sfx">siren</line>
  <line start="428" end="451" speaker="silentrip">It's a Blue Las-alert!</line>
  <line start="454" end="472" speaker="gunhaver">Bring it up on screen!</line>
  <line start="491" end="553" speaker="silentrip">Blue Laser's been spotted at a local grocery store on double coupon day!</line>
  <line start="555" end="612" speaker="gunhaver">With the money Blue Laser could potentially save from those double coupons,</line>
  <line start="615" end="696" speaker="gunhaver">They could buy all kinds of super weapons that...like... turn babies into gold, or...screw with the weather!</line>
  <line start="705" end="749" speaker="gunhaver">Cheat Commandos... time to rock, rock on!</line>
  <line start="762" end="776" speaker="reynold">Can I come, too?</line>
  <line start="777" end="808" speaker="fightgar">Ha, ha, ha... Good one, Reynold-a!</line>
  <line start="815" end="865" speaker="crackotage">You can't shoot, and you can't fly.<br />If you came with us, you'd probably die!</line>
  <line start="866" end="880" speaker="crackotage">Hee hee ha ha!</line>
  <line start="890" end="923" speaker="reynold">I never get to go on any missions.</line>
  <line start="927" end="962" speaker="reynold">I would be a good mission... <span style="visibility:hidden">guy.</span></line>
  <line start="962" end="971" speaker="reynold">I would be a good mission... guy.</line>
  <line start="1033" end="1066" speaker="gunhaver">It looks like Blue Laser's going to take advantage</line>
  <line start="1067" end="1131" speaker="gunhaver">of Price Style's already low, low prices on paper towels and grout cleaner,</line>
  <line start="1132" end="1190" speaker="gunhaver">and use all the savings to make a button that will make it snow at the beach!</line>
  <line start="1196" end="1231" speaker="silentrip">But, sir! What about beach volleyball?</line>
  <line start="1233" end="1274" speaker="gunhaver">There won't <em>be</em> any more beach volleyball!</line>
  <line start="1275" end="1285" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
  <line start="1313" end="1381" speaker="gunhaver">Fightgar, use one of your awesome disguises to do a little "undercover work".</line>
  <line start="1383" end="1412" speaker="fightgar">Mmm.... Gulp!</line>

  <line start="1434" end="1493" speaker="reynold">Step off, Blue Laser! Get your hands off those diskettes and fiscal reports!</line>
  <line start="1495" end="1520" speaker="reynold">Don't make me use this gun that I have!</line>
  <line start="1522" end="1558" speaker="reynold">Reynold's Commandos... let's rock 'n' roll!</line>

  <line start="1592" end="1618" speaker="commander">What happened to our buggy?!</line>
  <line start="1622" end="1670" speaker="bluelaser">That other guy that looks just like me is using it to help some old lady do her shopping, sir.</line>
  <line start="1672" end="1696" speaker="commander">Old ladies <em>suck</em>!</line>

  <line start="1702" end="1761" speaker="fightgar">'Ere, could you reach that tub of Old Lady Rub for me, young man?</line>
  <line start="1762" end="1785" speaker="fightgar">'Cause I'm an old lady!</line>
  <line start="1787" end="1822" speaker="bluelaser">I never doubted that you were a lady, sir. Ma'am.</line>
  <line start="1830" end="1855" speaker="commander">All right, grandma, make it quick!</line>
  <line start="1856" end="1934" speaker="fightgar">I was just wonderin' if you kind sonnies knew anything about makin' it snow at the beach?</line>
  <line start="1938" end="1994" speaker="commander">No, but I know how to end awkward conversations with the elderly!</line>
  <line start="1995" end="2009" speaker="commander">Let's go check out.</line>

  <line start="2038" end="2066" speaker="fightgar">Blue Laser's makin' his move!</line>
  <line start="2069" end="2127" speaker="gunhaver">All right, Cheat Commandos, let's move! Fire the new grappling hook zip line!</line>
  <line start="2207" end="2248" speaker="gunhaver">Firebert, you stay here and think of a better commando name!</line>
  <line start="2250" end="2259" speaker="firebert">sad The Cheat noise</line>
  <line start="2265" end="2283" speaker="gunhaver">Whee!</line>
  <line start="2300" end="2348" speaker="reynold">Why, yes, Foxface, I'd love to take you out on a classy date.</line>
  <line start="2353" end="2381" speaker="reynold">But first I need to save the world from Blue Laser</line>
  <line start="2382" end="2431" speaker="reynold">using my very own Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Reynold Rocket!</line>
  <line start="2445" end="2459" speaker="reynold">Whoa!</line>
  <line start="2465" end="2509" speaker="reynold">Oh my land, I can't see this ending well.</line>
  <line start="2516" end="2560" speaker="commander">Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Plus Card!</line>
  <line start="2565" end="2594" speaker="gunhaver">Not so fast, Blue Laser!</line>
  <line start="2597" end="2633" speaker="commander">Ugh! I'm so sick of you people!</line>
  <line start="2636" end="2671" speaker="gunhaver">The express lane is for ten items or less!</line>
  <line start="2675" end="2699" speaker="gunhaver">You've got two too many!</line>
  <line start="2705" end="2726" speaker="commander">Those are the twins!</line>
  <line start="2730" end="2739" speaker="bluelaser">Ooo-waa.</line>
  <line start="2743" end="2752" speaker="bluelaser">Ooo-waa.</line>
  <line start="2765" end="2814" speaker="silentrip">Sir! Cheat Commandos Headquarters playset is under attack!</line>
  <line start="2815" end="2869" speaker="gunhaver">We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!</line>
  <line start="2870" end="2919" speaker="crackotage">Back to base we're gonna head<br />and make sure Reynold isn't dead!</line>
  <line start="2920" end="2932" speaker="crackotage">Hoo hoo hee hee!</line>
  <line start="2937" end="2949" speaker="gunhaver">Whee!</line>
  <line start="2966" end="3003" speaker="gunhaver">Reynold, are you all right?! What happened here?</line>
  <line start="3005" end="3019" speaker="gunhaver">Nice jacket!</line>
  <line start="3022" end="3051" speaker="reynold">Oh, Gunhaver, it's all my fault.</line>
  <line start="3054" end="3088" speaker="reynold">I was upset that you never let me go on any missions</line>
  <line start="3089" end="3142" speaker="reynold">so I tried on Reinforcements's Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket—</line>
  <line start="3143" end="3197" speaker="gunhaver">—So you could defend our base from Blue Laser! Gah!</line>
  <line start="3202" end="3244" speaker="gunhaver">Good work, soldier! It's not your fault they got away!</line>
  <line start="3245" end="3254" speaker="reynold">What?</line>
  <line start="3262" end="3293" speaker="gunhaver">Next episode, Blue Laser!</line>
  <line start="3294" end="3323" speaker="gunhaver">Next episooooode!</line>
  <line start="3332" end="3365" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Buy all our playsets and toys!!</line>
  <line start="3413" end="3429" speaker="bluelaser">The grout cleaner is working, sir.</line>
  <line start="3430" end="3455" speaker="commander">Fan-freaking-tastic!</line>
  <line start="3460" end="3529" speaker="commander">At last we'll have the edge we need to crush the Cheat Commandos!</line>
  <line start="3706" end="3764" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">I need a price check on two babies? Price check on two babies.</line>
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