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<line start="20" end="87" sfx="yes">music</line>
<line start="88" end="143" speaker="fightgar">How come we always get stuck patrolling the arctic playset? </line>
<line start="144" end="165" speaker="silentrip">Somebody's got to do it, Fightgar. </line>
<line start="166" end="254" speaker="silentrip">In the last week alone, Blue Laser's tried to control, blow up and make super-soldiers out of snow. </line>
<line start="255" end="302" speaker="commander">They're called super-<i>snow</i>ldiers, thank you very much! </line>
<line start="303" end="378" speaker="commander">And if I can find some carrots, they'll be destroying you all momentarily! </line>
<line start="379" end="384">
  <commander>And if I can find some carrots, they'll be destroying you all momentarily!</commander>
  <sfx>Cheat Commandos theme song</sfx>
  <sfx>snowmobile engine</sfx>
</line>
<line start="385" end="443">
  <gunhaver>Sorry, Blue Laser, your evil plan is going snow-where!</gunhaver>
  <sfx>Cheat Commandos theme song</sfx>
  <sfx>snowmobile engine</sfx>
</line>
<line start="444" end="494" speaker="commander">Aah! The mere sight of you makes me want to retch! </line>
<line start="495" end="542" speaker="silentrip">It's Gunhaver, in the new Cheat Command-snowbile! </line>
<line start="543" end="554" speaker="sfx">Ding</line>
<line start="555" end="611" speaker="gunhaver">Um... words, say, talk?  </line>
<line start="612" end="626" speaker="gunhaver" volume=".8"><em>(whispering)</em> What's my line? </line>
<line start="627" end="651" speaker="silentrip" volume=".8"><em>(whispering)</em> We should head back to base. </line>
<line start="652" end="697" speaker="gunhaver">Yeah, or more like we should head back to my cabin in Tahoe!</line>
<line start="698" end="749" speaker="gunhaver">It's got a two-story hot tub, and an underwater fireplace!</line>
<line start="750" end="763" speaker="chimendez" voiceover="yes">Cut, cut cut. </line>
<line start="764" end="790" speaker="crack">What was wrong with that, Chimendez? </line>
<line start="791" end="855" speaker="chimendez">Mister Stuntman, while I'm unsure of the physical feasibility of an underwater fireplace,  </line>
<line start="856" end="912" speaker="chimendez">I'm sure your home in Lake Tahoe is very lovely. But can we please just stick to the script? </line>
<line start="913" end="983" speaker="crack">Well, why can't the cowboy one have a house in Tahoe too? He seems to be doing all right for himself. </line>
<line start="984" end="1072" speaker="chimendez">Once again, his name is "Gunhaver", and he is a great military leader.<br /> He cares not for such things as hot tub. </line>
<line start="1073" end="1120" speaker="crack">What about massage chairs? Can he at least like massage chairs?</line>
<line start="1121" end="1148" speaker="chimendez">Are you going to be difficult about this, Mister Stuntman? </line>
<line start="1149" end="1179" speaker="crack">Yeah, I think this one's a deal-breaker. </line>
<line start="1180" end="1196" speaker="chimendez" sfx="yes">sigh</line>
<line start="1197" end="1242">
  <sfx>massage chair vibrating</sfx>
  <gunhaver>Aaaah. Get 'em, boys!</gunhaver>
</line>
<line start="1243" end="1299">
  <sfx>laser fire</sfx>
  <fightgar>Er, Gunhaver, we could really use that gun of yours right about now.</fightgar>
</line>
<line start="1300" end="1371">
  <sfx>massage chair vibrating</sfx>
  <gunhaver>Sorry, it fell down between the cushions.</gunhaver>
</line>
<line start="1372" end="1411">
  <sfx>music</sfx>
  <reynold>I hope everything's going okay at the arctic playset.</reynold>
</line>
<line start="1412" end="1469">
  <sfx>music continues</sfx>
  <crackotage><em>(Gunhaver's voice)</em> I'm sure they're all just doin' fine. They fight Blue Laser all the time!</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="1469" end="1495" speaker="chimendez" voiceover="yes">Those are not your character's lines! </line>
<line start="1496" end="1546" speaker="crack">But I like the rhyming guy's lines better. I'm gonna do his voice now. </line>
<line start="1547" end="1568" speaker="chimendez">Mister Stuntman, I refuse to -</line>
<line start="1569" end="1579" speaker="crack">Deal-breaker. </line>
<line start="1580" end="1594" speaker="chimendez" sfx="yes">sigh</line>
<line start="1595" end="1662" speaker="reynold">I'm sorry my financial experiment backfired and switched you and Gunhaver's voices, Crackotage. </line>
<line start="1663" end="1734" speaker="crackotage"><em>(Gunhaver's voice)</em> Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for<br /> a casino or a dinosaur to happen! </line>
<line start="1744" end="1779" speaker="reynold">Um... are you talking to me? </line>
<line start="1780" end="1840" speaker="gunhaver" sfx="yes">music and vocalized snow mobile noises</line>
<line start="1841" end="1873">
  <sfx>music continues</sfx>
  <crackgirl voiceover="yes">Crack, you said there'd be a cold-cut tray.</crackgirl>
</line>
<line start="1874" end="1890" speaker="gunhaver">Hang on baby. <span style="visibility: none">Hey! where the cold cuts at?</span></line>
<line start="1891" end="1914">
  <gunhaver>Hang on baby. Hey! where the cold cuts at?</gunhaver>
  <sfx>record scratch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1915" end="1960" speaker="chimendez">Mister Stuntman, you cannot bring your girlfriends into the recording booth! </line>
<line start="1961" end="1968" speaker="crack">Don't blow this <span style="visibility: none">for me, Chimendez! I told her she could be in a cartoon!</span></line>
<line start="1969" end="2017" speaker="gunhaver">Don't blow this for me, Chimendez! I told her she could be in a cartoon! </line>
<line start="2020" end="2060">
  <sfx>music</sfx>
  <crackgirl>Does this thing really have an underwater fireplace?</crackgirl>
</line>
<line start="2061" end="2095">
  <sfx>music continues</sfx>
  <gunhaver>Sure does, new bad guy girl character!</gunhaver>
</line>
<!-- AGENT --><line start="2096" end="2125" speaker="chimendez">I am a new character too! Mister Gunhaver, </line>
<!-- AGENT --><line start="2126" end="2202" speaker="chimendez">If you will please step into this tiny box, I can almost guarantee that you will appear in the rest of this season's episodes! </line>
<line start="2203" end="2214" speaker="gunhaver">Who are you? </line>
<line start="2215" end="2260">
  <sfx>music stops</sfx>
  <!-- AGENT --><chimendez>Uh, my name is A...gent Chimendez.</chimendez>
</line>
<line start="2261" end="2288" speaker="chimendez">I'm an expanded universe character.</line>
<line start="2289" end="2333" speaker="chimendez">Novelizations, read-along story books...  Things like that.</line>
<line start="2334" end="2405" speaker="gunhaver">Well, anyone who can guarantee I'll appear in<br /> the rest of this season's episodes is all right in my book!</line>
<line start="2406" end="2420" speaker="gunhaver">Whee! </line>
<line start="2421" end="2446" sfx="yes">crate slamming and lock closing</line>
<line start="2447" end="2521">
  <sfx>music</sfx>
  <silentrip>Thanks again, Agent Chimendez! We couldn't have defeated Blue Laser's super-snowldiers without you!</silentrip>
</line>
<line start="2522" end="2613">
  <sfx>music</sfx>
  <reynold>It's too bad Gunhaver's on a secret mission to the moon for an undisclosed period of time,<br /> and that when he gets back his voice might have changed. </reynold>
</line>
<line start="2614" end="2662">
  <sfx>music</sfx>
  <!-- AGENT --><chimendez>Yes yes, quite unfortunate. Now, what do you say Cheat Commandos, let's</chimendez>
</line>
<!-- AGENT --><line start="2663" end="2682" speaker="chimendez">rrrrrrock, rrrrock on!  </line>
<line start="2683" end="2732" speaker="all">Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-rock, ruh-ruh-ruh-rock on! </line>
<line start="2733" end="2776" sfx="yes">Cheat Commandos theme music</line>
<line start="2790" end="2869" speaker="crack">Hello? Chimendez? I'm ready to record my lines for the rest of this season's episodes! </line>
<line start="2870" end="2945" speaker="crack">Anyone? Man, this thing reminds me of the two-story box I've got at my place in Tahoe. </line>
<line start="2946" end="2996" sfx="yes">electric guitar lick</line>
<line start="3003" end="3035" speaker="commander">So what do you think of the new girl? </line>
<line start="3036" end="3076" speaker="bluelaser">To be quite honest, she seems a bit overly concerned with cold cuts, sir. </line>
<line start="3077" end="3115" speaker="commander">Cold cuts! Add that to the list! </line>
<line start="3116" end="3170" sfx="yes">electric guitar lick</line>
<line start="3177" end="3248" speaker="crack">Anyone? Chimendez? Guy who does the Bad Guy's voice? </line>
<line start="3250" end="3299" speaker="badguyvoice">Can I help you with something, Crack Stuntman? </line>
<line start="3300" end="3330" speaker="crack">Uuuuh... Never mind. </line>
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