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The Shopify Store offered clothing items for sale at its launch. Over time, products were discontinued; some were reintroduced to the Teespring store while other new designs are sold through the Fangamer store.

Discontinued Products

Shirts

Shirt Close-up Name Description
150px-TrogdorShirt.png 150px-Trogdor%21_Black_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Trogdor Shirt Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's" like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon.
150px-StrongBadFullBodyShirt.png 150px-Strong_Bad_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Strong Bad Full Body Shirt Strong Bad in his classic "Check me out! No, seriously. Check me out!" pose.
150px-SixSaddedDieShirt.png 150px-SixSaddedDieLogo.png Strong Sad's Six-Sadded, Die Tee

Found in the Archives! A rare specialty shirt from our 2018 Kickstarter. (Added 11/11/22 - about 18 remaining) Help promote Strong Sad's board game review with this exclusive Six-Sadded, Die logo shirt.

150px-shirt_hrlogo1.png 150px-shirt_hrlogo2.png h*r Logo
150px-shirt_sbmask1.png 150px-shirt_sbmask2.png Strong Bad Mask
150px-shirt_hrfunrun1.png 150px-shirt_hrfunrun2.png H*R Fun Run Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
150px-shirt_hrstripey1.png 150px-shirt_hrstripey2.png Homestar Stripey Shirt Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
150px-shirt_recordstoreday1.png 150px-shirt_recordstoreday2.png Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
150px-sloshyShirt.png 150px-Sloshy_T-shirt_closeup.PNG Sloshy Shirt Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!
150px-JibbliesShirt.png 150px-JibbliesShirt2.png Jibblies Shirt

Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the horrible painting from Strong Mad's closet! WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?! WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.

150px-shirt_sleepyhr1.png 150px-shirt_sleepyhr2.png Sleepy Homestar Shirt

Wake up and have a coffee with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers. Now you too can put cinnamon on your face to mimic an unshaven style! Thanks for breaking his cow lamp!

150px-shirt_itsdotcom1.png 150px-shirt_itsdotcom2.png It's Dot Com Shirt Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com.
150px-BrainkreigShirt.png 150px-BrainkreigShirtClose.png Brainkrieg Shirt Originally only available in 'hastily hand-drawn in paintpen on thrift store t-shirts right before our show at the Rec Center' format, now YOU can proudly wear Brainkrieg's band logo on your front portion! JUGGA JIGGA WUGGA!
150px-TaranchulaShirt.png 150px-TaranchulaShirtClose.png Taranchula Shirt
150px-YouReekAShirt.png 150px-You_Reek-A_Shirt_Close.PNG You Reek-A! Shirt Designed by Strong Bad in the email underlings, our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back.
150px-EverybodyEverybodyShirt.png 150px-EverybodyEverybodyShirtClose.png Everybody Everybody Shirt Stop waffling and buy this shirt.
150px-VidelectrixShirt.png 150px-Videlectrix_T-shirt_Close.PNG Videlectrix Shirt Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. PLUS these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it Trogdor or Peasant's Quest or maybe Pigs on Head? Go to the Videlectrix Catalog to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.
150px-TrogdorNewShirt.png 150px-TrogdorNewShirtClose.png Trogdor New Shirt
150px-TrogdorLiteShirt.png 150px-Trogdor%21_White_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Trogdor Lite Shirt Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty.
150px-ThnikkamanShirt.png 150px-ThnikkaShirtClose.PNG Thnikkaman!! Shirt YOU can be the Thnikkaman when you sport this 100% cotton "orange poppy" colored shirt. (Sunglasses not included).
150px-TeenGirlSquadShirt.png 150px-Tgs-close.png Teen Girl Squad Shirt Wear this one out and every boy will have a crush... on YOU!
150px-NewStrongBadmanShirt.png 150px-StrongBadmanShirtClose.png Strong Badman Shirt Little Stiny, get me a danish!
150px-20X6StinkomanShirt.png 150px-20X6StinkomanShirtClose.png 20X6 Stinko Man Shirt Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front.
150px-StrongSadShirt.png 150px-Tshirt_strongsad_closeup.PNG Strong Sad Shirt Look at that voluptuous belly.
150px-StrongSadFaceShirt.png 150px-StrongSadFaceShirtClose.png Strong Sad Face Shirt If this shirt could talk, it would say "Each day, we die a little more."
150px-ScaldingLakeShirt.png 150px-Scalding_Lake_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Scalding Lake Shirt Look Rather Dashing in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt.
150px-YourHeadASplodeShirt.png 150px-Strong_Bad_Zone_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Your Head A Splode! Shirt Splo your head up with a giant vector StrongBadZone head on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt.
150px-StinkomanDoubleDeuceShirt.png 150px-Stinkoman_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Stinko Man Double Deuce Shirt If you're up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose.
150px-PomPomShirt.png 150px-Pom-pom-close.png Pom Pom Shirt He's Big and Orange, and so is this great shirt, with Pom Pom's image floating across the front!!! You're sure to love it!! Get yours today!!
150px-ThePizzShirt.png 150px-PizzTDetail.png The Pizz From the successful and well reviewed pizza joint of the same name, The Pizz t-shirt offers 100% cotton comfort.
150px-PistolsForPandasShirt.png 150px-PistolsForPandasShirtClose.png Pistols for Pandas Shirt Let's make an endangered species into an endangering one.
150px-NebulonShirt.png 150px-NebulonT-shirt_close.png Nebulon Shirt Everyone will like a "no one likes your styles" shirt.
150px-MunicipalityShirt.png 150px-Support_Municipality_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Support the Municipality! Shirt

The King of Town in his most oppressive form!

  • Poopertroopers not included
150px-MarzipanShirt.png 150px-MarzipanShirtClose.png Marzipan (Flower) Shirt Don't be caught at a chinchilla protest without this shirt! No pressed bunson was harmed in the making of this shirt!
150px-FluffyPuffShirt.png FluffyPuffShirtClose.png Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Shirt
150px-LimozeenShirt.png 150px-Limozeen_T-Shirt_Close.png Limozeen Shirt Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad's favorite metal band – Limozeen!!
150px-LilBrudderShirt.png 150px-Lil_Brudder_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Li'l Brudder Raglan Shirt He'll scrape right along and right into your heart!
150px-EhSteveShirt.png 150px-Eh_Steve_shirt_close.PNG Eh! Steve! Shirt
150px-DuckShirt.png 150px-Duckie_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Duck Shirt Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100!
150px-CheatCommandosShirt.png 150px-Cheat_Commandos_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Cheat Commandoes Shirt Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. Buy all our playsets and toys (and shirts!)
150px-CoachZShirt.png 150px-coachz-shirt-detail.png Coach Z Shirt Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!
150px-TheCheat1983Shirt.png TheCheat1983ShirtClose.png The Cheat Since 1983 Shirt Since 1983!
150px-TheCheatShirt.png 150px-TheCheatShirtClose.png The Cheat Shirt No rule is solid. Teh Ch8r's gonna Ch8 in this great time style t-shirt from the people that brought you the Star Shirt and the Duck Shirt.
150px-CGNUShirt.png 150px-CGNU_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Crazy Go Nuts University Shirt Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt.
150px-SenorCardgageShirt.png Senor_Cardgage_shirt_close.PNG Senor Cardgage Shirt He's a garage sale lurker, he's a movie theater ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "No Probalo!"
150px-BubsShirt.png 150px-Bubs_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Bubs Shirt You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring Free Country USA's enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND." Just calm down.
150px-BearSharkShirt.png 150px-BearSharkShirtClose.png Bear Holding a Shark Shirt As seen in SBEmail 145!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt.
150px-HomestarJersey.png 150px-HomestarJerseyClose.png Homestar Baseball Jersey Wear this one to the Big Game! Go back to the farm leagues with this baseballularly-styled t-shirt with those 70's sleeves, know'mtalkinbout?
150px-HomsarShirt.png HomsarShirtClose.png Homsar Shirt You TOO will be the pride of the peaches in this dashing Homsar t-shirt. 'It was all started... by a misspelling.' - Maybe Walt Disney
150px-CoffeeShirt.png 150px-homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG Raised by a Cup of Coffee Let people know where you came from with this 'Raised By A Cup of Coffee' logo shirt. This poor logo used to have to sit on the back of a Homsar t-shirt and now it's steppin' out on its own like Joe Jackson!
150px-CityCommaStateShirt.png 150px-citystate_t-shirt_close.PNG City (comma) State Shirt

Fresh from the sbemail "independent," we bring you the official film crew t-shirt from the movie "city (comma) state." Note: "Film crew" now appears on front. So nobody misses it.

150px-WindUpShirt.png 150px-WindupImage.png Wind-Up Homestar For a long time there, only Mike ever designed the t-shirts because Matt is terrible with Illustrator. But then Matt made this one and a couple people actually bought it! Hooray!
150px-GetYeFlaskShirt.png 150px-Get_Ye_Flask_Shirt_Close.png Get Ye Flask You may never actually be able to 'get ye flask' like Thy Dungeonman but you can most certainly get this shirt!
150px-StarShirt.png 150px-Star_T-Shirt_Close.PNG Star Shirt Upgrade from that Duck shirt and fish this ol' star shirt right up out your craw, just like Homestar Runner! Now with arm-holes!
150px-KneepadsShirt.png KneepadsShirtClose.png Team Kneepads Join the team! No, not Team Elbowpads, Team Kneepads! Ride the pine next to Reggie Toupee himself. Available in both royal and navy blue.
150px-AirCardgageShirt.png 150px-AirCardgageShirtClose.png Air Cardgage Sky high with Senor Cardgage's iconic combover in this delicious slice of apparel.
150px-WitchsBrewShirt.png WitchsBrewShirtClose.png Witch's Brew

This year's hottest Halloween costume is here! Confuse your kids and neighbors with a shirt that says "Witch's Brew" in a 80's spring break/surf style for some reason.

This shirt was not available in the Shirts section, and could only be found from the front page or the Lazy Halloween Costumes! collection.

150px-TrogdorBoardGameShirt.png 150px-TrogdorBoardGameShirtClose.png Trogdor Burninate the Countryside Shirt

Supplies are scanty for this unique shirt from our Kickstarter -

Orange Tee designed by Crogan Adventures Illustrator Chris Schweizer for the Trogdor! the Board Game Cover.

Hoodies

Shirt Close-up Name Description
150px-TrogdorHoodie.png 150px-TrogdorHoodie2.png Trogdor Hoodie The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a peasant that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
150px-TrogdorZipHoodie.png 150px-TrogdorZipHoodie2.png Trogdor Zip Hoodie Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool Peasantry nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly peasant face inside the hood!
150px-StarZipHoodie.png 150px-StarZipHoodie2.png Star Zip Hoodie Hey wow! Homestar's famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!

Baby Stuff

Shirt Close-up Name Description
150px-StinkomanOnesie.png 150px-StinkomanOnesieClose.png 20X6 Stinko Man Run - Onesie For your little Stinko Mans.
150px-StinkomanYouthShirt.png 150px-StinkomanYouthShirtClose.png 20X6 Stinko Man Run - Youth Shirt
150px-HomestarBabiesOnesie.png 150px-Homestar_Babies_Onesie_Detail.PNG Homestar Babies
150px-shirt_bearsharkonesie1.png 150px-shirt_bearsharkonesie2.png Bear Holding A Shark Onesie Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid!
150px-TeenyTinyGirlSquadOnesie.png 150px-TeenyTinyGirlSquadOnesieClose.png Teeny Tiny Girl Squad Onesie Your little one will never crinkle when they walk in this onesie.
150px-shirt_trogdoronesie1.png 150px-shirt_trogdoronesie2.png Trogdor Onesie


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