Normal-Human Characters

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Most of the characters of the Homestar Runner universe are very different in physical characteristics from humans. However, there have been a few characters that more resemble humans. Notably, none of these characters have been fully visible in the main animation style.

Human characters

Marzi-Mei — The 20X6 version of Marzipan.
Arrow'd Guy — The tormentor of the Teen Girl Squad.
Balding Man — A stereotype of the average middle-aged man.
Crack Stuntman — The voice of Gunhaver of the Cheat Commandos.
Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend — The voice of the New Bad Guy Girl Character on Cheat Commandos.
A. Chimendez — Writer of Cheat Commandos and other TV shows.
Limozeen — A stereotypical hair metal band, animated in best thing.
Teeg Dougland — The manager of Limozeen.
Advantage — An all-girl metal band, animated in The Limozeen Advantage.
sloshy — A stereotypical alternative rock band, animated in Limozeen vs. Sloshy.
Stave It Off Guy — A guitarist resembling a typical singer-songwriter, appearing in for kids and Crystal Fortress.
Email space program — The filmstrip includes pictures of some very human looking "hot '60s-looking girls". It also includes pictures of Ted Averill and his co-worker, who appear human.
- Ted Averill would appear again in Career Day.
Email your funeral — There is a fat hairy man in a Duckie Shirt at Strong Bad's funeral.

Ballad of The Sneak — The Sneak is shown as a human.
Email origins — Homsar refers to himself as the "human wedgie".
Email record book — Despite his appearance, Strong Bad is referred to as a human.
Email retirement — Marzipan's stage name is "the Human Woo-man Rotini".
Jibblies 2 — Strong Bad describes Homestar as "the Human Grate On My Nerves".
Doomy Tales of the Macabre — Strong Bad is cursed with a pair of human hands.
Flash is Dead! — Bubs believes that Coach Z is responsible for carrying on the human race.
Meeple Grove — Meeple Strong Sad defines a meeple as being "a wooden approximation of a human character".