Contacts

This article is about the contact information for Homestar Runner characters. For the contacts of the creators of the cartoon, see Email.

With the t-top down!

Many Homestar Runner characters have contact information, typically in the form of an email address, an instant messaging name, or a phone number. In most cases these are obviously not "real", such as addresses in nonexistent cities, phone numbers with the wrong amount of numerals, or emails with invalid top-level domains; Strong Bad Emails are one major exception.

Main Characters

Bubs

"Two hundred thousand dollar bail!"

• Email: bubs@homestarrunner.com (unused emails)
• Email: bubs@bubs.bubs (Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Pager: 555-7896 (Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Beeper: 555-3421 (Bug In Mouth Disease)

Homestar Runner

• Some Type of Online Auction screen name: witchesbrew82 (english paper)
• Email: homestar@homezipan.gov (Strong Badia the Free)
• Email: djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com (Appears in email thunder and other Hremails. Set up to automatically reply to emails.)

Marzipan

• IM: hooray4dolphins (marzipan)

Pom Pom

• Home Phone: (123) 456-7890 (Yearbook Character Page)
• Cell Phone: (123) 555-8307 (Yearbook Character Page)
• Pager: (718) 555-1059 (Yearbook Character Page)
• Address: 125 Lexington Ave; Isle of Pom (Pom Pom's Character Video)
• Email: pompom@clubtechno.pom (Strong Badia the Free)

Strong Bad

"Talk to my man with the green and white stripes."

• Email: strongbad@homestarrunner.com (Almost every Strong Bad Email, shown by The Paper, New Paper, or Compé-per)
• Email: strongbad@strongbadshouse.res (Strong Badia the Free)
• Phone: 555-DIRT (From a business card describing him as "your friendly neighborhood not-the-police")
• Social Media: @StrongBadActual

Strong Sad

• IM: depressio111117 (marzipan)
• Email: depressio@homestarrunner.com (depressio; The Deleteheads Download)
• Email: depressio@bleakhouse.gov (Strong Badia the Free)

The Cheat

• IM: cheatachu72 (i she be, marzipan)
• Some Type of Online Auction screen name: cheatachu72 (english paper)

The King of Town

• Email: kingoftown@themuncipality.gov (Strong Badia the Free)
• Email: theoftown@strongbadshouse.res (Strong Badia the Free)

Coach Z

• Email: coachz@coachnya.aaeerg (Strong Badia the Free)

Secondary Characters

Your call will be transferred to one of many handsome talking experts.

Larry Palaroncini (of Limozeen )

• IM: ladeezluvlarry71 (death metal)

Senor Cardgage

• Work Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-73667-6678-4243-86329 (given as 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY in Senor Mortgage)

So and So

• Email: soandso@lowenbrau.com (Appears on the Thorax Corporation site)

Businesses and Organizations

Apostroholics

• Work Phone: 1-800-276787646542 (given as 1-800-APOSTROHOLIC in unnatural)

The Pizz

• Email: thepizz@virtualpizz.biz (Strong Badia the Free)

Thorax Corporation

• Email: gent.delabor@thoraxcorp.com (Seen on the site)
• Email: leg.delabor@thoaxcorp.com (Seen on the second old pop-up)

Other

LOL!!! :-*

Great Looking Girl

• IM: gr8lookinggrl (i she be)

Where's An Egg?

• Some Type of Online Auction screen name: lectrix84 (possibly a Videlectrix employee)
• Some Type of Online Auction screen name: 100rublesguy (unidentified Russian)

Hairstyle Runner

• Work Number: An image in the gallery's description is "1-800-call-kobak".

Fun Facts

• Most of the phone, pager and beeper numbers use the prefix 555 to avoid putting real phone numbers on the site.
• Marzipan may not actually have a screen name, as she claims she doesn't know what a screen name is in marzipan.