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Many breakfast cereals are featured in the Strong Bad Email specially marked.


Image Box Description Special Traits
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A box of cereal made from Cheap as Free foodstuffs.

Features one of several activities on the back, such as a Crack Stuntman mask. Also, Fightgar is saying "Those still aren't O's" instead of "Those aren't O's"
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A box of cereal with a smiling cob of corn on the front.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products. This box no longer features a free full-size alto saxophone inside.
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Wheat Chaff

Wheat and a bowl of cereal are shown on the front.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
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OH! T'MEEL

Features a horse on the front.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
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Cripsy Hog Crunchities

There is a pig on the front.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products. It is unknown whether the misspelling of "crispy" as "cripsy" was intentional.
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Fundament-O's

Has a fundamentally-sound college basketball player on the front, with a trail of basketballs from his hand to a bowl filled with milk.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
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Fruit Smax!!

An angry orange smacks a banana on the front.

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!

A bowl of chocolate bars appears on the front. "Part of this new, tritious breakfast".

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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Soundy Puffs

Three white puffs are on the front, one with a face. "Real sounds in every puff!"

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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Blue Laser Blasts!

The Blue Laser Commander shakes his fist on the front.

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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Sugar Rittled Gunshots in a crowded mall

A square piece of cereal wearing cowboy boots and hat and wielding a gun appears on the front, asking "Can someone tell me how this is a cereal, pardner?"

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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Hypothetic-O's

Strong Bad's head is on the front. "Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!"

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A blue hand with four fingers holding a spoon comes down from the logo on the front.

Includes a die-cast chainsaw car.
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Awful Good Cereal Flakes

Though it doesn't appear in the Easter egg, a close-up appears in the email while Strong Bad talks about shipping and handling charges.

A free plush cereal box is available for 25 proofs of purchase and $15 shipping and handling.