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<!-- Greeting -->
<line start="20" end="41" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="41" end="104" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it.</line>
<line start="104" end="112" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">See you later.</line>
<line start="114" end="120" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 6 -->
<line start="120" end="130" speaker="strongbad" sfx="yes" voiceover="voiceover">clears throat</line>
<line start="130" end="165" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan.</line>
<line start="165" end="231" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station.</line>
<line start="231" end="315" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And um, and we got your boyfriend Homestar down here and, uh, he's dead.</line>
<line start="315" end="388" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Beca- we killed him, because he was so stupid that we had to shoot him,</line>
<line start="388" end="431" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">to keep h-him from being even more stupid.</line>
<line start="431" end="485" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So if you wanna come down and I.D. the body, there's not much left...</line>
<line start="485" end="544" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">we put about 37 slugs in him, eh-and things don't look too good.</line>
<line start="544" end="610" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, so if you could come down we would appreciate it, right now, um,</line>
<line start="610" end="647" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">to come look at your dead boyfriend.</line>
<line start="647" end="662" speaker="strongbad" sfx="yes" voiceover="voiceover">stifled laughter</line>
<line start="662" end="689" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, have a good day.</line>
<!-- Message 5 -->
<line start="691" end="696" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="698" end="741" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Ooo, hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town here.</line>
<line start="741" end="780" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I just wanted to invite you to a... a banquet I'm having, and...</line>
<line start="780" end="825" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Ooo! Ooo! I've got to call you back!  My... uh... my... pizza's just arrived!</line>
<line start="825" end="835" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo! </line>
<!-- Message 4 -->
<line start="839" end="844" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="850" end="884" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, Marzipan. This is Marzipan calling.</line>
<line start="884" end="937" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Just wanted to remind you: don't let Homestar have that leftover strudel tonight,</line>
<line start="937" end="970" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">because he's looking a little bit fat around the edges.</line>
<line start="970" end="992" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Okay. See you tonight.</line>
<!-- Message 3 -->
<line start="994" end="999" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1000" end="1039" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Ooo, hello, Marzipan.  It's the King again. I apologize.</line>
<line start="1039" end="1079" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">So, about my banquet.  It's going to be at my castle, and</line>
<line start="1079" end="1114" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">oh! Ooh! My leg of lamb is here! Ohh, hoo!</line>
<line start="1114" end="1138" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Excuse me, I've got to call you back!</line>
<line start="1138" end="1166" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Doo! Loo, doo hoooo!</line>
<!-- Message 2  -->
<line start="1175" end="1180" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1180" end="1210" speaker="pompom" voiceover="voiceover">bubbles</line>
<line start="1210" end="1238" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8" voiceover="voiceover">Pom Pom, that's not what I said!</line>
<line start="1238" end="1293" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, okay, Marzipan. Seriously, that is not what I said, at all.</line>
<line start="1293" end="1324" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Um, I don't know what Pom Pom was talking about,</line>
<line start="1324" end="1364" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">or why he would call you to tell you, what he just told you.</line>
<line start="1364" end="1407" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">But in fact, I think that was some type of hilarious joke</line>
<line start="1407" end="1417" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes" voiceover="voiceover">forced laugh</line>
<line start="1417" end="1432" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">That's what it was.</line>
<line start="1432" end="1504" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Pom Pom, I've said it once, and I'll say it again: you're crazy!</line>
<line start="1504" end="1533" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, sweetheart. Bye.</line>
<!-- Message 1 -->
<line start="1539" end="1544" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1544" end="1583" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, Marzipan, let's give this one more try.</line>
<line start="1583" end="1627" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">It's the King again, and about my banquet, I wa...</line>
<line start="1627" end="1680" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Ohh, ooh, I'm sorry! My year's supply of Salisbury sundaes has just arrived!</line>
<line start="1680" end="1701" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I'm never calling you back!</line>
<line start="1701" end="1743" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Mee! Rloo! Noo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!</line>
<line start="1743" end="1745" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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