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Stylized Text on Strong Bad's Computers

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"So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very web savvy."

Occasionally, in a Strong Bad Email, Strong Bad types in a font, font size, color, or style that is not typical of the computer or email client he uses, often coinciding with a change in his speech of these words.

Appearances

  • Email studying — "This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base" is orange.
  • Email sugarbob — The text from Strong Bad's "girlfriends" is in various colors and fonts:
    • "Hi!!!! g2g!! ;)" is cyan and uses Times New Roman.
    • "What's up?? Strong Bad roxors!! lmao! _^.^_" is pink and uses Comic Sans MS.
    • "I'm way prettier than you.:P" is red and uses Monotype Corsiva, and is also highlighted in cyan.
    • "ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. SB is the shizzle. p's" is yellow and uses Jokerman.
  • Email property of ones — The "itude" parts of "ONEitude" and "Colditude" are in a smaller font size.
  • Email interview — "And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination." appears in an Old English font.
  • Email kids' book — Strong Bad types "linebacker" in a smaller font size than the rest of the sentence when he mutters the word.
  • Email flashback — The email from some kinda robot appears in the Tandy 400's font.
  • Email dangeresque 3 — When Strong Bad says "Um, and that is I haven't um, made Dangeresque 3 yet", the font size gets smaller near the end of the sentence as he speaks under his breath.
  • Email pizzaz — "Ought I to be offended?" appears in an Old English font.
  • Email Videro Games — "CONGRATURATION!" is typed in big, bold, golden letters.
  • Email origins — The words "bread sing-alongs" appear in pale green and jiggle on the Lappy's screen.
  • Email bottom 10 — Strong Bad uses pink italics when referring to the email sender as "a girl", along with "really" and "relatively".
  • Email death metal — The words "decay", "deranged", "decrepit", and "delouse" appear in an icky green, gory font.
  • Email your funeral — The words "Anyone? Zombies? Jelly? Grapity?" get progressively smaller as they're typed.
  • Email from work — "Space Whale Scrubber" flashes in a rainbow of colors briefly after it's been typed. Strong Bad's work approved method of describing his dream job is a graph that uses the Comic Sans font. "Why 2nd 2nd Assistant Space-Whale Scrubber is My Dream Job" is red, "20%" and "17%" are black, "pantsuit" is green, and "space-whale proximity" is purple.
  • Email rough copy — The words "flavored water" appear in bright green and move as though in water.
  • Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene — The graph from "from work" reappears, and Strong Bad adds more to it. "2%" and "4%" are black, and "crudules" and "budules" are blue.
  • Email mini-golf — "Kozmik Bowling" is orange, "That Paintball Place Down the Street" is red, and "Waterslide Dan's Moistworld" is blue.
  • Email fan club — The word "mrenh" is brown, and "mmmMMRENHhhhh!" is displayed in a variety of font colors.
  • Sbemailiarized! — The word "really" is green and italicized, and the letters move up and down as they're typed.
  • Email dictionary — The sentence "Available where ever fine made up reference books are sold." is smaller, along with Strong Bad saying it quickly.
  • Email videography — The words "event coordinator" move as Strong Bad talks.
  • Email parenting — The words "non-email checking wrestlemen" get progressively smaller as they're typed. The words "health classes" are multicolored and wavy. The last three lines about "new baby smell" are each typed at a different angle and with a different color. "You just get used to it!!" is yellow, "Don't let 'em fool you!" is orange, and "It's not a good smell!" is red.

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