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Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunchbaby.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Places:

Date: Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Running Time: 1:01

Page Title: I'm sad that I'm backyard sports!

  • [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
  • [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
    • [#Remarks 2.1 Remarks]
    • [#Inside_References 2.2 Inside References]
    • [#Real-World_References 2.3 Real-World References]
  • [#YouTube_Version 3 YouTube Version]
  • [#External_Links 4 External Links]

Transcript

{Swirl in to an open cooler in front of a brick wall. A hand reaches in and pulls out a Cold One.}

{Cut to a cornhole board painted with Teen Girl Squad soldier saying "Cornhole is no place for a mighty warrior!" hopping out from the hole. A red beanbag falls onto the board and misses the hole.}

VOICEOVER: Ever fear—

{Cut to a man grilling hot dogs by slapping one up and down with tongs.}

VOICEOVER: —you're having too much fun?

{Cut to two guys holding Cold Ones and talking indistinctly.}

MAN: {clinking bottles} Cheers to that.

{Cut back to the cornhole game. A man throws a green beanbag at the camera.}

VOICEOVER: Sounds like YOU need a paunch!

{The beanbag turns over and over in the air and transforms into a Strong Sad plush doll. The word "PAUNCH" is written in red.}

{The Strong Sad doll falls in a seated upright position on the cornhole board with a splat.}

VOICEOVER: It's Strong Sad {kickball sound as words appear} Paunch Baby from Fangamer {pronounced FANG-ga-mer, logo appears} dot com!

STRONG SAD: I'm sad that I'm a consumer product!

{A red beanbag knocks Strong Sad into the cornhole. Strong Sad screams.}

{Cut to the Strong Bad plush sitting by two embroidered pillows. A sticky note with a frown is on his mouth.}

VOICEOVER: Got a friend who's feeling down?

{The Strong Sad doll is tossed in to sit next to him.}

VOICEOVER: Let Strong Sad Paunch Baby make it even worse!

{The frown on the sticky note grows longer until it trails to the couch.}

{Swirl. A hand tosses Strong Sad into the air.}

VOICEOVER: Dumb kids will probably {the doll lands upright on the table} do stupid tricks with him! {Strong Sad lands upright several times} Learn them all!

{Strong Sad lands on the table with his back to the camera.}

VOICEOVER: The Paunchback kid!

{Strong Sad lands upright into a ceramic mug}

VOICEOVER: Tube thoomp!

{Strong Sad lands upside-down into the mug.}

VOICEOVER: The 4-snifty!

{Strong Sad lands on the table.}

VOICEOVER: And the softserve flop!

{Strong Sad lands on the table stomach-down several times.}

{Cut to the doll on a blue background.}

VOICEOVER: Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby. Only from Fangamer. {again pronounced FANG-ga-mer}

{The camera changes to live footage with a hum.}

VOICEOVER: {enunciating} Fan Gamer. What does that mean? It's a stuffed animal. It's not a game.

{Quick whoosh back to the blue background.}

VOICEOVER: Oh, also there's new pins. {Strong Sad is suddenly covered in pins featuring Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan and The Cheat.} Classic pins. Real great pins. Get 'em now.

{Strong Sad whines in pain. Fade to black.}

{Cut to the grill. Five overcooked hotdogs are on it. A set of tongs picks one up and drops it over a flame.}

GRILL MAN: Oh yeah. These are lookin' real good.

{Fade to black.}

Fun Facts

Remarks

Inside References

File:Dictionary paunch sticker.png

Strong Sad's emanation was used to define the word "paunch" in dictionary.

Real-World References

YouTube Version