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Keepers of Trogdor

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This article is about the song. For the characters, see The Keepers of Trogdor.

File:Keepers of trogdor (movie).jpg

"Keepin' for Trogdor like a family!"

  • [#Detailed_Information 1 Detailed Information]
  • [#Lyrics 2 Lyrics]
  • [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
    • [#Trivia 3.1 Trivia]
    • [#Inside_References 3.2 Inside References]
  • [#External_Links 4 External Links]

Detailed Information

Album: Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP
Track: 3
Time: 1 minute 6 seconds
Artist(s): Some Variety of Neville
Style: Pop ballad/Theme music
Origin: None

Lyrics

{singing}
They're the Keepers of Trogdor and they're livin' their lives
Tryin' to make sure Trogdor survives
A mysterious bunch, but soon you will learn
They each have a power you can use on your turn!

Keepin' for you! (la la la la)
Creepin' for me! (la la la la)
Keepin' for Trogdor like a family!
Hegeltha and Brovelade, Yubbitz and Stonklar
Everybody has a great power that you don't have to recharge!
(Except Hardybardy)
(That you don't have to recharge!)
(Except Hardybardy)

TV ANNOUNCER: The Keepers of Trogdor is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

{applause}

KEEPER 1: Who left the lid of the peanut butter jar up?
KEEPER 2: I think you mean toilet seat, yes?
KEEPER 1: There's a difference?

{laughter}

GRUFF ANNOUNCER: Weekdays at 7:30.

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • Like Some Variety of Neville's previous song, this is patterned after sitcom themes. Announcers at the end of the song resemble real announcements that would come after these theme songs.
  • The first Keeper who speaks is likely Hardybardy, due to his Keeper card stating he has a "deep, overlordy voice".
  • The second Keeper who speaks is likely Crangolev, due to her Keeper card stating she "probably ends sentences by going 'yesss?' a lot".

Inside References