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Pray he doesn't get egged.

A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

Appearances

So cool an email.

I thought you would enjoy it.

Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...

  • On January 27, 2019, the @StrongBadActual Twitter account revealed that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.

Broken slouchiness,

Smiling from outside the spine,

Sit up straight for once.

This night. Black as pitch.

Doom from inside me wells up.

Pray I don't get egged.

Rapping at the door.

Fills up agèd pillow case.

So sick of Smarties.

A butt for a face.

Little brother: dork, dork, dork.

Stay out of my room.

Computer over?

Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize!