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  <line start="4" end="112" speaker="sfx">whistling wind</line>
  <line start="113" end="169" speaker="homestar">Ummmm... what's going on here? What happened to my website?</line>
  <line start="169" end="193" speaker="strongbad">The system is down, yo.</line>
  <line start="194" end="233" speaker="homestar">Ohh...the system... Right, right.</line>
  <line start="233" end="267" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I think too many people tried to log on.</line>
  <line start="267" end="285" speaker="strongbad">Uh.. sorry about that.</line>
  <line start="287" end="318" speaker="homestar">What are you sorry for? It's my website.</line>
  <line start="318" end="361" speaker="strongbad">Um... I don't think they're coming to see you, Homestar.</line>
  <line start="361" end="413" speaker="homestar">What, you think everybody's logging on to watch "tape-leg"? Yeah, that's a good one.</line>
  <line start="413" end="441" speaker="strongbad">Hey, shut up! The tape-leg is cool.</line>
  <line start="441" end="467" speaker="homestar">Well, when do I get my website back?</line>
  <line start="467" end="521" speaker="strongbad">Oh, anytime now. We've got our top men working on it round-the-clock.</line>
  <line start="540" end="617" speaker="bubs">Well, I found the problem. Looks like somebody tried to cram-a-lam a Swiss Cake Roll into the disk drive.</line>
  <line start="617" end="640" speaker="homestar">Oh, really?</line>
  <line start="641" end="697" speaker="strongbad">Uh, what are you looking at me for? I did—hut—wut—nany—huit—</line>
  <line start="701" end="711" speaker="sfx">Peow!</line>
  <line start="711" end="725" speaker="sfx">Wham!</line>
  <line start="732" end="778" speaker="homestar">So, Bubs... What are you gonna do with that Swiss Cake Roll?</line>
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