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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript language="English" file="shortshorts.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="19" end="87"><sfx>Elevator music</sfx></line> <line start="88" end="90"><sfx volume="1.5">Static</sfx></line> <line start="91" end="94"><span style="visibility:hidden"><strongbad>C'mon, The Cheat! You can do one more! Just one more!</strongbad></span><thecheat volume="0.8">whimpering</thecheat></line> <line start="95" end="129"><strongbad>C'mon, The Cheat! You can do one more! Just one more!</strongbad><thecheat volume="0.8">whimpering</thecheat></line> <line start="130" end="181"><strongbad>Oh, have you heard the latest news? I heard the latest news, and it was that you could do one more! ONE MORE!</strongbad><thecheat volume="0.8">whimpering</thecheat></line> <line start="182" end="192"><span style="visibility:hidden"><strongbad>Oh, have you heard the latest news? I heard the latest news, and it was that you could do one more! ONE MORE!</strongbad></span><thecheat volume="0.8">whimpering</thecheat></line> <line start="193" end="200"><sfx>SPLAT</sfx><thecheat volume="0.8">whimpering</thecheat></line> <line start="201" end="209"><span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>SPLAT</sfx></span><thecheat volume="0.8">whimpering</thecheat></line> <line start="210" end="240"><strongbad>Strong Mad, tell your girlfriend to do one more.</strongbad><thecheat volume="0.8">whimpering</thecheat></line> <line start="241" end="260"><strongmad volume="1.2">SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!</strongmad></line> <line start="261" end="272"><strongmad volume="1.2">SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!</strongmad><sfx>footsteps</sfx></line> <line start="273" end="311"><homestar>Aaaaaaand can I get you gentlemen anything else?</homestar></line> <line start="313" end="334"><homestar>Boodiiiing!</homestar></line> <line start="342" end="346"><sfx volume="1.5">Static</sfx></line> <line start="347" end="367"><sfx>Elevator music</sfx></line> <line start="368" end="400"><sfx>Powered by the Cheat sound effect</sfx></line> <line start="406" end="448"><pbtchomestar>Ooga, ooga. My breath, it stinks.</pbtchomestar></line> <line start="450" end="463"><pbtcmarzipan>Uh-huh!</pbtcmarzipan></line> <line start="463" end="485"><pbtchomestar>Real, real bad!</pbtchomestar></line> <line start="488" end="510"><pbtccoachz>I look at the fly!</pbtccoachz></line> <line start="511" end="538"><sfx>Boonga, doonga, boonga, doonga.</sfx></line> <line start="540" end="582"><pbtcstrongbad>Ooga. Me want set the face on fires.</pbtcstrongbad></line> <line start="584" end="601"><pbtchomestar>What's fire?</pbtchomestar></line> <line start="603" end="620"><pbtcmarzipan>It sounds fun!</pbtcmarzipan></line> <line start="621" end="626"><pbtcmarzipan>Ooga!</pbtcmarzipan></line> <line start="645" end="670"><sfx>drinking sfx</sfx></line> <line start="675" end="710"><pbtcmarzipan>Aaaah!</pbtcmarzipan><pbtchomestar>Aaaah!</pbtchomestar><pbtcstrongbad>Oh, me too!</pbtcstrongbad></line> <line start="715" end="736"><pbtcstrongbad>I am not exempt!</pbtcstrongbad></line> <line start="739" end="788"><pbtccoachz>Hey, did you see that? The Cheatsaurus can do it again!</pbtccoachz></line> <line start="795" end="815"><sfx>Elevator music</sfx></line> <line start="816" end="860"><sfx>bamboo flute</sfx></line> <line start="861" end="869"><sfx>drum</sfx></line> <line start="874" end="895"><sfx>martial arts music</sfx></line> <line start="896" end="906"><sfx>martial arts music</sfx><sfx>SCHWING!</sfx></line> <line start="907" end="969"><sfx>martial arts music</sfx></line> <line start="970" end="1010"><sfx>martial arts music</sfx><pompom sfx="yes">bouncing</pompom></line> <line start="1011" end="1070"><sfx>martial arts music</sfx></line> <line start="1071" end="1126"><sfx>drum beat</sfx><sfx>wind blowing</sfx></line> <line start="1160" end="1182"><coachz>Thanks for the smell-cakes, Pom Pom!</coachz></line> <line start="1185" end="1226"><coachz>But next time could you dispense with all the flyin' whozits?!</coachz></line> <line start="1233" end="1247"><sfx>Explosion</sfx></line> <line start="1248" end="1269"><sfx>Elevator music</sfx></line> <line start="1270" end="1301"><sfx>Rock music begins</sfx></line> <line start="1302" end="1334"><span style="visibility:hidden"><larry>Well, she was only 2017!</larry></span><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1335" end="1375"><larry>Well, she was only twenty-seventeen.</larry><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1376" end="1379"><span style="visibility:hidden"><larry>She was a low res beauty queen.</larry></span><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1380" end="1420"><larry>She was a low-res beauty queen!</larry><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1421" end="1424"><span style="visibility:hidden"><larry>She was a brain... brain... brain sister!</larry></span><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1425" end="1448"><larry>She was a brain,<span style="visibility:hidden"> brain, brain sister!</span></larry><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1449" end="1462"><larry>She was a brain, brain, <span style="visibility:hidden">brain sister!</span></larry><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1463" end="1475"><larry>She was a brain, brain, brain sister!</larry><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1476" end="1504"><larry>Texas Instruments all day!</larry><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1505" end="1509"><span style="visibility:hidden"><larry>And she remembers how they used to duet...</larry></span><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1510" end="1545"><larry>And she remembers how they used to duet...</larry><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1546" end="1551"><span style="visibility:hidden"><larry>And she remembers how they used to duet!</larry></span><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1552" end="1583"><larry>And she remembers how they used to duet!</larry><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1584" end="1620"><larry>Th'all think you know what I mean!</larry><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1621" end="1639"><span style="visibility:hidden"><larry>Yeah! Those do all right! Uh!</larry></span><sfx>Rock beat</sfx></line> <line start="1640" end="1670"><larry>Yeah! Those do all right! Uh!</larry><sfx>Rock music wraps up</sfx></line> <line start="1684" end="1705"><sfx>Elevator music</sfx></line> <line start="1706" end="1756"><homestar>Seriously, Pom Pom, you and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit.</homestar><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1757" end="1757"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>Two breads in a biscuit.</homestar></span><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1758" end="1782"><homestar>Two breads in a biscuit.</homestar><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1783" end="1784"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>I'm gonna make a T-shirt.</homestar></span><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1785" end="1798"><homestar>I'm gonna make a T-shirt.</homestar><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1799" end="1799"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>No, wait...</homestar></span><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1800" end="1811"><homestar>No, wait...</homestar><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1812" end="1814"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>You and me, we're like this bowl of mayonnaise here.</homestar></span><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1815" end="1848"><homestar>You and me, we're like this bowl of mayonnaise here.</homestar><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1852" end="1852"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>You're the bowl, 'cause you're a big, round, fat guy...</homestar></span><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1853" end="1892"><homestar>You're the bowl, 'cause you're a big, round, fat guy...</homestar><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1893" end="1894"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>... and I'm the mayonnaise, because I'm smart as peanuts.</homestar></span><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1895" end="1927"><homestar>... and I'm the mayonnaise, because I'm smart as peanuts.</homestar><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1928" end="1929"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>That would make a good T-shirt, too!</homestar></span><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1930" end="1950"><homestar>That would make a good T-shirt, too!</homestar><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1951" end="1952"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>Oop, no, wait. Before you strangle me again...</homestar></span><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1953" end="1983"><homestar>Oop, no, wait. Before you strangle me again...</homestar><sfx volume="0.7">background music</sfx></line> <line start="1985" end="1995"><homestar>You and me...</homestar></line> <line start="2003" end="2015"><homestar>Soggy napkin.</homestar></line> <line start="2020" end="2040"><sfx>Elevator music</sfx></line> </transcript>
