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<line start="25" end="77" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, 

checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.</line>
<line start="81" end="97" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Mr. Bad,"</line>
<line start="98" end="129" speaker="strongbad">"How do you know if someone's butt is stupid?"</line>
<line start="130" end="167" speaker="strongbad">"I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?"</line>
<line start="168" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"Crapfully yours, Tyler."</line>
<line start="200" end="241" speaker="strongbad">Oh, come on Tyler! Don't you remember your algebra, man?</line>
<line start="242" end="281" speaker="strongbad">It's called the Transitive Butt Property.</line>
<line start="282" end="332" speaker="strongbad">And it clearly states that the stupidity of somebody's butt</line>
<line start="332" end="392" speaker="strongbad"> is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.</line>
<line start="393" end="427" speaker="strongbad">So, take our friend Homestar Runner for instance.</line>
<line start="428" end="479" speaker="strongbad"><em>(laughing)</em> Look at his stupid head! Look at how stupid his head 

is.</line>
<line start="480" end="549" speaker="strongbad">Okay, so you can easily infer from this that because he has such a stupid 

head,</line>
<line start="550" end="619" speaker="strongbad">that easily his butt is going to be at least as stupid if not 

stupider.</line>
<line start="620" end="636" speaker="strongbad">So there you have it. </line>
<line start="637" end="658" speaker="strongbad">Okay, so until next time,  </line>
<line start="659" end="712" speaker="strongbad">on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.</line>
<line start="713" end="725" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
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