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  <line start="17" end="86" speaker="strongbad">Emailin' from the left and to the right, emailin' on a Tuuuuesday night!</line>
  <line start="87" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"Dear awesome Strong Bad." Period. That's the best sentence ever written!</line>
  <line start="140" end="183" speaker="strongbad">"Could you please show us some of your awesome wrestling moves."</line>
  <line start="184" end="229" speaker="strongbad">"Gardenboy. Best friends never, South Africa."</line>
  <line start="230" end="301" speaker="strongbad">Well Gardenboy, as a crafty ring veteran, I can let you in on a little secret:</line>
  <line start="302" end="354" speaker="strongbad">Being an awesome wrestler has nothing to do with awesome wrestling moves!</line>
  <line start="355" end="426" speaker="strongbad">It's all about awesome costumes, gimmicks, and dinosaur tranquilizer fueled ranting and raving!</line>
  <line start="427" end="493" speaker="strongbad">I got my first big break with cable access's longest named wrestling organization:</line>
  <line start="494" end="544" speaker="strongbad">All World Mid-Pro Shirtless Championship Entertainment, <span style="visibility:hidden">or AWMPSCE.</span></line>
  <line start="545" end="560" speaker="strongbad">All World Mid-Pro Shirtless Championship Entertainment, or AWMPSCE.</line>
  <line start="561" end="647" speaker="strongbad">Of course, they wanted me to be one of those lame masked wrestlers at first, but I had gimmickier plans.</line>
  <line start="648" end="682" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sir Boliver Turnbuckle and his signature move:</line>
  <line start="683" end="707" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The one-eighth nelson!</line>
  <line start="708" end="776" speaker="strongbad">That was back in the days when pretending to be a pompous Brit was considered a <i>premium</i> gimmick.</line>
  <line start="777" end="824" speaker="strongbad">Once I started getting more popular, my next incarnation was...</line>
  <line start="825" end="879" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And hailing from the age of exploration, the namer of nations,</line>
  <line start="880" end="903" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">il Cartographer!</line>
  <line start="904" end="929"> 
   <kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Booooooo!</kingoftown>
   <singers voiceover="voiceover">il Cartographer!</singers>
  </line>
  <line start="930" end="940" speaker="leadsinger" voiceover="voiceover">He makin' the maps!</line>
  <line start="941" end="960" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">il Cartographer!</line>
  <line start="961" end="974" speaker="leadsinger" voiceover="voiceover">He takin' no crap!</line>
  <line start="975" end="1048" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And one of my gimmicks was that I'd always come into the ring throwing maps to the restrooms into the crowd!</line>
  <line start="1049" end="1102" speaker="strongbad">I claim-a this saggy ring in the name of il Cartographer!</line>
  <line start="1103" end="1120" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Boooooo!</line>
  <line start="1121" end="1170" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That was back when my big feud with Homestar Runner was in full swing!</line>
  <line start="1173" end="1236" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Ladies and gentlemen! Joining me backstage in historic empty high school gymnasium—</line>
  <line start="1237" end="1269" speaker="theannouncer">is a man that needs no introduction.</line>
  <line start="1270" end="1283" speaker="theannouncer">Introducing: <span style="visibility:hidden">The Jack 'Em Up Kid!</span></line>
  <line start="1284" end="1300" speaker="theannouncer">Introducing: The Jack 'Em Up Kid!</line>
  <line start="1301" end="1324" speaker="homestar">Well, you know, announcer man, that's right! <span style="visibility:hidden">Hoo, yeah!</span></line>
  <line start="1325" end="1335" speaker="homestar">Well, you know, announcer man, that's right! Hoo, yeah!</line>
  <line start="1336" end="1387" speaker="homestar">Jack 'Em Up Kid, empty high school gymnasium, Sizzleweight belt on the line! <span style="visibility:hidden">Hoo, yeah!</span></line>
  <line start="1388" end="1395" speaker="homestar">Jack 'Em Up Kid, empty high school gymnasium, Sizzleweight belt on the line! Hoo, yeah!</line>
  <line start="1396" end="1434" speaker="homestar">That's right! That's correct! That's precisely what I'm talking about!</line>
  <line start="1435" end="1470" speaker="homestar">I got the drive, I got the commotion! I can't believe it! <span style="visibility:hidden">Hoo, yeah!</span></line>
  <line start="1471" end="1479" speaker="homestar">I got the drive, I got the commotion! I can't believe it! Hoo, yeah!</line>
  <line start="1480" end="1506" speaker="homestar">el Photographer, whatchoo gonna did?</line>
  <line start="1507" end="1523" speaker="homestar">When you get jacked up?</line>
  <line start="1524" end="1541" speaker="homestar"><i>(muffled)</i> By the Jack 'Em Up Kid?</line>
  <line start="1542" end="1592" speaker="strongbad">And that feud carried over into my tag team phase with Strong Mad.</line>
  <line start="1593" end="1639" speaker="strongbad">Naturally, there were several misfires before we found our groove.</line>
  <line start="1640" end="1656" speaker="strongbad">Nothing can stop: <span style="visibility:hidden">the Wild Vacationers!</span></line>
  <line start="1657" end="1685" speaker="strongbad">Nothing can stop: the Wild Vacationers!</line>
  <line start="1689" end="1706" speaker="strongbad">You betta not mess with: <span style="visibility:hidden">the Foreign Object Brothers!</span></line>
  <line start="1707" end="1737" speaker="strongbad">You betta not mess with: the Foreign Object Brothers!</line>
  <line start="1741" end="1807" speaker="strongbad">Rax and Arby: The Sanctum of Spiky Shoulder Pads.</line>
  <line start="1809" end="1829" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But we finally settled on...</line>
  <line start="1830" end="1858" speaker="strongbad">The Facepaint Connection!</line>
  <line start="1859" end="1931" speaker="strongbad">Jack 'Em Up Kid, Gary the Legend, when we step into the ring with the insidious Mr. Cheatayama,</line>
  <line start="1932" end="2022" speaker="strongbad">You better hope for your guts and your mercy can save you at this Sunday's PayPerViewver Series.</line>
  <line start="2023" end="2134" speaker="strongbad">I didn't climb the mountains and breathe the facepainted fumes just to let you two walk away with the title I'm done take me off the air!</line>
  <line start="2135" end="2152" speaker="strongbad">TAKE ME OFF THE AIR!!!</line>
  <line start="2153" end="2157" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="2158" end="2175" speaker="homestar">Hoo, yeah! That's right!</line>
  <line start="2176" end="2190" speaker="homestar">Facepaint Connection! <span style="visibility:hidden">You can't resist the power of all the screamin' Jack 'Emites and Jack 'Emettes out there</span></line>
  <line start="2191" end="2202" speaker="homestar">Facepaint Connection! You can't resist <span style="visibility:hidden">the power of all the screamin' Jack 'Emites and Jack 'Emettes out there</span></line>
  <line start="2203" end="2210" speaker="homestar">Facepaint Connection! You can't resist the power <span style="visibility:hidden">of all the screamin' Jack 'Emites and Jack 'Emettes out there</span></line>
  <line start="2211" end="2230" speaker="homestar">Facepaint Connection! You can't resist the power of all the screamin' Jack 'Emites <span style="visibility:hidden">and Jack 'Emettes out there</span></line>
  <line start="2231" end="2247" speaker="homestar">Facepaint Connection! You can't resist the power of all the screamin' Jack 'Emites and Jack 'Emettes out there</line>
  <line start="2248" end="2264" speaker="homestar">When I pin you to the ground <span style="visibility:hidden">for a count of three which is the legal way to win a match in this wrestling federation the last time I checked.</span></line>
  <line start="2265" end="2278" speaker="homestar">When I pin you to the ground for a count of three <span style="visibility:hidden">which is the legal way to win a match in this wrestling federation the last time I checked.</span></line>
  <line start="2279" end="2293" speaker="homestar">When I pin you to the ground for a count of three which is the legal way <span style="visibility:hidden">to win a match in this wrestling federation the last time I checked.</span></line>
  <line start="2294" end="2303" speaker="homestar">When I pin you to the ground for a count of three which is the legal way to win a match <span style="visibility:hidden">in this wrestling federation the last time I checked.</span></line>
  <line start="2304" end="2322" speaker="homestar">When I pin you to the ground for a count of three which is the legal way to win a match in this wrestling federation <span style="visibility:hidden">the last time I checked.</span></line>
  <line start="2323" end="2338" speaker="homestar">When I pin you to the ground for a count of three which is the legal way to win a match in this wrestling federation the last time I checked.</line>
 <line start="2339" end="2365" speaker="homestar">Gary the Legend, take it away!</line>
  <line start="2366" end="2458" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that Gary the Legend was Homestar's <i>imaginary</i> tag team partner.</line>
  <line start="2459" end="2485" speaker="homestar">You tell 'em! You tell 'em, Gary! <span style="visibility:hidden">Hoo, yeah!</span></line>
  <line start="2486" end="2496" speaker="homestar">You tell 'em! You tell 'em, Gary! Hoo, yeah!</line>
  <line start="2497" end="2578" speaker="strongbad">Eventually I began wrestling as my own dang self and finally achieved what every wrestler strives for:</line>
  <line start="2579" end="2613" speaker="strongbad">My own in-ring interview segment!</line>
  <line start="2614" end="2689" speaker="strongbad">Never before had two chairs and a potted plant so transformed the wrestling ring!</line>
  <line start="2690" end="2753" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">It's time for another installment of Strong Bad's Folding Chair Dungeon!</line>
  <line start="2754" end="2819" speaker="strongbad">Welcome back to the darkest dankest regions of my dungeon!</line>
  <line start="2820" end="2876" speaker="strongbad">My prisoner this week is the current fizzleweight belt holder:</line>
  <line start="2877" end="2894" speaker="strongbad">The Jack 'Em Up Kid!</line>
  <line start="2899" end="2915" speaker="homestar">Hoo, yeah! Hoo, yeah!</line>
  <line start="2927" end="3002" speaker="strongbad">So you see Gardenboy, you should stop trying to perfect the Summer Squash Suplex</line>
  <line start="3003" end="3108" speaker="strongbad">and instead get yourself a rake, a straw hat, maybe a watering can and start screaming about how your opponents are gophers!</line>
  <line start="3109" end="3122" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Gardenboy!</line>
  <line start="3123" end="3139" speaker="leadsinger" voiceover="voiceover">He's plantin' the seeds!</line>
  <line start="3140" end="3153" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Gardenboy!</line>
  <line start="3154" end="3172" speaker="leadsinger" voiceover="voiceover">He's pullin' out the weeds!</line>
  <line start="3173" end="3182" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Gardenboy!</line>
  <line start="3183" end="3207" speaker="leadsinger" voiceover="voiceover">He's gonna bring ya to your knees!</line>
  <line start="3208" end="3268" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">He's the il Cartographer, I mean, Gardenboy!</line>
  <line start="3269" end="3304" speaker="strongsad">All right, all you gophers out there, <span style="visibility:hidden">ha-bring-it-on!</span></line>
  <line start="3305" end="3327" speaker="strongsad">All right, all you gophers out there, ha-bring-it-on!</line>
  <line start="3328" end="3343" speaker="sfx">fwoosh, fwoosh</line>
  <line start="3344" end="3373" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="3406" end="3468" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad. I really like your Rudy from <i>Fat Albert</i> costume.</line>
  <line start="3476" end="3511" speaker="theannouncer">And Rax, anything you'd care to add?</line>
  <line start="3512" end="3576" speaker="strongmad">BEEF AND CHEDDAR! FIVE FOR FIVE!</line>
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