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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail14.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="16" end="60" speaker="strongbad">Must...check...email...</line>
  <line start="64" end="75" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="77" end="97" speaker="strongbad">"Do you ever feed the ducks?"</line>
  <line start="98" end="144" speaker="strongbad">"Personally, I think feeding the ducks is the greatest thing in the world."</line>
  <line start="145" end="166" speaker="strongbad">"What are your thoughts on this subject?"</line>
  <line start="167" end="190" speaker="strongbad">"Your friend, Ron Kiwi."</line>
  <line start="196" end="232" speaker="strongbad"> Unfortunately, Mr. Kiwi, there are no ducks by my house.</line>
  <line start="235" end="275" speaker="strongbad">But I do have a pretty sweet duck pond simulator for my computer.</line>
  <line start="280" end="300" speaker="strongbad">Check it out, man.</line>
  <line start="341" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Wow, you're right, Ron.</line>
  <line start="374" end="403" speaker="strongbad">This is the greatest thing in the world.</line>
  <line start="414" end="460" speaker="strongbad">I mean it's like I'm right there at the pond.</line>
  <line start="470" end="485" speaker="strongbad">Come here, ducky.</line>
  <line start="492" end="505" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
  <line start="546" end="630" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, man! These graphics are state of the art... graphics!</line>
</transcript>