Cow Lamp

"It's not even a real cow."

"You bet your ever lovin' twees!"

Homestar's cow lamp is usually seen in Homestar Runner's living room. It was broken by The Cheat in caper, but seems to have been repaired by the time radio was released. Homestar then broke it in garage sale by throwing it out of the bag The Cheat used to ransack him. It is located on top of where Homestar's father's M-rated games are hidden, according to slumber party.

According to the caper DVD commentary, The Brothers Chaps had an illustration club and made this lamp when the theme was drawing lamps. According to the garage sale commentary, Matt Chapman desperately wants his own real-life cow lamp. Ryan Sterritt volunteered to make him one for his birthday.

In portrait, we learn that Homestar also has at least two moose lamps in a Trailer Home (at least within the realms of Strong Bad's imagination). A Cold One Ice was thrown at one and it broke. Another was later seen in secret identity.

In the Decemberweenvent Calendar, the sheet music for Day 17 features a stylized version of the cow lamp. Later, in an animated sequence, Homestar encounters his cow lamp coming to life and believes it is a hallucination caused by drinking cough syrup.