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<line start="25" end="159" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="160" end="223" speaker="umpire">All right, gentlemen, dukes up! It's one-potato-two-potato see who gets first pick!</line>
<line start="230" end="238" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">growls</line>
<line start="239" end="247" speaker="homestar">Hmmm!</line>
<line start="265" end="281" speaker="strongbad">Umm…</line>
<line start="300" end="322" speaker="umpire">Ah, right! Sorry!</line>
<line start="327" end="359" speaker="umpire">Coin toss to see who gets first pick!</line>
<line start="360" end="388" speaker="homestar">Wait, why? I love 'tatoes!</line>
<line start="389" end="406" speaker="umpire">Call it in the air!</line>
<line start="410" end="422" speaker="homestar">Uh, Sonic. <span style="visibility:hidden">I mean tails.</span></line>
<line start="423" end="435" speaker="homestar">Uh, Sonic. I mean tails.</line>
<line start="441" end="454" speaker="homestar">Ooh, yes!</line>
<line start="455" end="491" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom, you have been and always will be my dog,</line>
<line start="492" end="525" speaker="homestar">but today, I gotta play the strategy card.</line>
<line start="526" end="547" speaker="homestar">I'm goin' with Pom Pom.</line>
<line start="550" end="559" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="581" end="617" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, get your spotted yellow hinder over here!</line>
<line start="618" end="625" speaker="thecheat">excited The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="629" end="652" speaker="strongmad">YOU CUT ME DEEP!</line>
<line start="653" end="658" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">sobs</line>
<line start="659" end="695" speaker="homestar">Let's see, let's see. Who's good in the field?</line>
<line start="696" end="700" speaker="homestar">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">I'll take Pom Pom!</span></line>
<line start="701" end="713" speaker="homestar">Ooh! I'll take Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="714" end="737" speaker="homestar">Surprised he hasn't been snatched up yet.</line>
<line start="738" end="750" speaker="strongbad">Um, but you just—</line>
<line start="751" end="775" speaker="homestar">Ah, ah, ah! Too late! I called 'im!</line>
<line start="776" end="796" speaker="homestar">You'll just have to be quicker next time!</line>
<line start="797" end="822" speaker="strongbad">Ooooooo… <span style="visibility:hidden">kay.</span></line>
<line start="823" end="829" speaker="strongbad">Ooooooo… kay.</line>
<line start="833" end="841" speaker="strongbad">I got Bubs.</line>
<line start="845" end="866" speaker="strongmad">WHAT THE CRAP?!</line>
<line start="869" end="878" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="879" end="913" speaker="homestar"><em>(whispering)</em> Yeah, yeah, good call, he's got a great arm.</line>
<line start="916" end="930" speaker="homestar">We'll take Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="931" end="941" speaker="strongbad">What a surprise.</line>
<line start="942" end="963" speaker="strongbad">All right, Graw Mad, get over here.</line>
<line start="964" end="1003" speaker="strongmad"><em>(singing)</em> YOU ARE FORGIVEN!</line>
<line start="1004" end="1024" speaker="homestar">Ooh, this one's a toughie.</line>
<line start="1025" end="1044" speaker="homestar">But, we gotta go with Pom Pom.</line>
<line start="1045" end="1091" speaker="marzipan">This keeps teetering between hilarious and maybe we should put him in a home.</line>
<line start="1092" end="1132" speaker="strongsad">And what wouldn't be hilarious about that?</line>
<line start="1133" end="1150" speaker="strongbad">Come on, Poopsmith!</line>
<line start="1151" end="1163" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom! Let's do this!</line>
<line start="1164" end="1174" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z!</line>
<line start="1175" end="1187" speaker="homestar">I'll go with Pom Pom.</line>
<line start="1188" end="1206" speaker="strongbad">K.O.T., you're with me.</line>
<line start="1207" end="1230" speaker="homestar">Pom Pooooooom!</line>
<line start="1230" end="1242" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.7">Marzipan.</line>
<line start="1243" end="1258" speaker="marzipan">I'm sorry, what was that?</line>
<line start="1259" end="1280" speaker="strongsad">Oh, I think he picked me!</line>
<line start="1281" end="1304" speaker="strongbad">No, I didn't. I picked Marzipan.</line>
<line start="1305" end="1315" speaker="strongsad">Cool!</line>
<line start="1316" end="1337" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom! Bullpen! <em>(unintelligible)</em></line>
<line start="1338" end="1362" speaker="strongsad">Well, well, well. Look who's–</line>
<line start="1363" end="1382" speaker="strongbad">Shut up! You play eighth base.</line>
<line start="1383" end="1399" speaker="strongsad">Sounds important!</line>
<line start="1400" end="1439" speaker="homestar">Ouch! Pom Pom! Picked last?</line>
<line start="1440" end="1466" speaker="homestar">It's okay. You can be on our team.</line>
<line start="1467" end="1492" speaker="homestar">Whoa, perfect teams, huh, guys? <span style="visibility:hidden">Even Stevens!</span></line>
<line start="1493" end="1513" speaker="homestar">Whoa, perfect teams, huh, guys? Even Stevens!</line>
<line start="1514" end="1561" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1562" end="1587"><sfx>music</sfx><umpire>All right, kickball!</umpire></line>
<line start="1588" end="1631"><sfx>music</sfx><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="1632" end="1652"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>whistling</sfx></line>
<line start="1653" end="1668"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad><em>(grunts)</em></strongbad></line>
<line start="1669" end="1687"><sfx>music</sfx><umpire>Stee-rike!</umpire></line>
<line start="1688" end="1725"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Hey, no fair! He was tellin' the ball what to do!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1726" end="1753"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>It's probably one of his cousins or something!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1754" end="1777"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Are you talkin' about little Tim Tom?</homestar></line>
<line start="1778" end="1805"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>He's way better-looking than that!</homestar></line>
<line start="1806" end="1819"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1820" end="1825"><sfx>music</sfx><thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat></line>
<line start="1826" end="1830"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1831" end="1845"><sfx>music</sfx><thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat></line>
<line start="1846" end="1850"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1851" end="1853"><sfx>music</sfx><thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat></line>
<line start="1854" end="1869"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1870" end="1888"><sfx>music</sfx><umpire>Yer out!</umpire></line>
<line start="1889" end="1962"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>I don't know what kinda low-rent, three-bedroom, two-bath, section 8 sport <em>you're</em> playin' here,</coachz></line>
<line start="1963" end="1985"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>But I'm playing women's lacrosse.</coachz></line>
<line start="1985" end="2016"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Ooo-doo-doo-doo-dooooooo...</coachz></line>
<line start="2017" end="2045"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Well, well, well! Look who it is!</homestar></line>
<line start="2046" end="2069"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>You got nothin', sister! <span style="visibility:hidden">You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag! Your momma wears combat boots! Whoop!</span></homestar></line>
<line start="2070" end="2109"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>You got nothin', sister! You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag! <span style="visibility:hidden">Your momma wears combat boots! Whoop!</span></homestar></line>
<line start="2110" end="2149"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>You got nothin', sister! You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag! Your momma wears combat boots! <span style="visibility:hidden">Whoop!</span></homestar></line>
<line start="2150" end="2155"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>You got nothin', sister! You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag! Your momma wears combat boots! Whoop!</homestar></line>
<line start="2156" end="2174"><sfx>music</sfx><marzipan>She does not!</marzipan></line>
<line start="2175" end="2206"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2207" end="2224"><sfx>music</sfx><umpire voiceover="voiceover">Stee-rike three!</umpire></line>
<line start="2225" end="2240"><sfx>music</sfx><umpire>Yer out!</umpire></line>
<line start="2241" end="2271"><sfx>music</sfx><kingoftown>Guess I'll go on back to the dugout.</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2272" end="2314"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Uh... that's not what happens when you strike out in kickball.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2315" end="2359"><sfx>music</sfx><kingoftown>I never got my sunflower seeds!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2374" end="2382" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="2447" end="2469" speaker="umpire">Yer out!</line>
<line start="2470" end="2481" speaker="strongmad">Aww…</line>
<line start="2482" end="2486"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2487" end="2490"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>bounce!</sfx></line>
<line start="2491" end="2503"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2504" end="2509"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>bounce!</sfx></line>
<line start="2510" end="2525"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2526" end="2530"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>bounce!</sfx></line>
<line start="2531" end="2546"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2547" end="2553"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>bounce!</sfx></line>
<line start="2554" end="2561"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2562" end="2609" speaker="theannouncer">It all comes down to this! Two outs! Bottom of the ninth!</line>
<line start="2610" end="2648" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Down by two! Strong Bad has a chance to win it,</line>
<line start="2649" end="2703" speaker="theannouncer">right here, right now! It doesn't get more exciting than this!</line>
<line start="2704" end="2754" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">I have no idea who I'm broadcasting to!</line>
<line start="2755" end="2833" speaker="homestar">Two outs, bottom of the ninth, down by two. Strong Bad has a chance to win it, right here, right now. It doesn't g—</line>
<line start="2834" end="2855" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">JUST PITCH THE FREAKIN' BALL!!</line>
<line start="2856" end="2867" speaker="homestar">Comin' up!</line>
<line start="2868" end="2875" speaker="homestar">Hoop!</line>
<line start="2901" end="2912" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="2924" end="2968" speaker="strongsad">That's <em>four</em> different types of grass I've identified now!</line>
<line start="2969" end="2985" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="2986" end="3036" speaker="homestar">Why don't you recite your favorite Cartier Baudelaire couplet?</line>
<line start="3037" end="3050" speaker="strongsad">Oh, you mean…</line>
<line start="3051" end="3086" speaker="strongsad">The beige malaise can last for–</line>
<line start="3087" end="3095" speaker="strongsad">Ooh!</line>
<line start="3096" end="3128" speaker="umpire">Yer out! That's ball game!</line>
<line start="3129" end="3164" speaker="strongbad">What the crap?! B-but he's on my team!</line>
<line start="3165" end="3192" speaker="homestar">Au the contrary, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="3193" end="3261" speaker="homestar">If you'll watch the official tape of the draft, you'll see that Strong Sad is on <em>my</em> team!</line>
<line start="3264" end="3285" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom! Bullpen! <em>(unintelligible)</em></line>
<line start="3286" end="3297" speaker="sfx">rewinding noises</line>
<line start="3298" end="3316" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom! Bullpen! <span style="visibility:hidden"><em>(slowly)</em> And Strong Sad.</span></line>
<line start="3317" end="3355" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom! Bullpen! <em>(slowly)</em> And Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="3356" end="3391" speaker="strongbad">Uh, but that's cheating. You cheated!</line>
<line start="3392" end="3425" speaker="strongbad">For once, <em>you</em> cheated, and <em>I</em> win!</line>
<line start="3426" end="3483" speaker="homestar">On the contraire, Strong Bad. If you'll review the official rule book,</line>
<line start="3484" end="3558"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar voiceover="voiceover">You'll see that double side-mouth whisper drafts have been quite legal since 1989!</homestar></line>
<line start="3559" end="3581"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Aw, the ding and the dang!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3582" end="3663"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>The Cheat! I told you to check our Cheaters' Almanac to make sure we didn't step on any of our own Cheat-toes!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3664" end="3682"><sfx>music</sfx><thecheat>affirmative The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="3683" end="3723"><sfx>music</sfx><umpire>Alright, everybody! Line up!</umpire></line>
<line start="3724" end="3728"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar></line>
<line start="3729" end="3733"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Yeah, right.</strongbad><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3734" end="3738"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar></line>
<line start="3739" end="3743"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3744" end="3748"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad></line>
<line start="3749" end="3753"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3754" end="3758"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad></line>
<line start="3759" end="3763"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3764" end="3768"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad></line>
<line start="3769" end="3773"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3774" end="3778"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad></line>
<line start="3779" end="3783"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3784" end="3788"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad></line>
<line start="3789" end="3793"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3794" end="3798"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad></line>
<line start="3799" end="3803"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3804" end="3808"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad></line>
<line start="3809" end="3813"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3814" end="3818"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad></line>
<line start="3819" end="3823"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3824" end="3828"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad></line>
<line start="3829" end="3833"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3834" end="3838"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad><kingoftown>Yeah right!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="3839" end="3843"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom><kingoftown>Yeah right!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="3844" end="3848"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad><kingoftown>Yeah right!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="3849" end="3853"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom><kingoftown>Yeah right!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="3854" end="3858"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Good game.</homestar><strongsad>Good game.</strongsad><kingoftown>Yeah right!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="3859" end="3863"><sfx>music</sfx><all>Yeah, right.</all><pompom>bubbles</pompom><kingoftown>Yeah right!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="3889" end="3954" speaker="umpire">Honest to God, Mookie Blaylock gave this kickball my aunt, 1984.</line>
<line start="3955" end="4007" speaker="theannouncer">I simply cannot express how impressive that kickball is!</line>
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