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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="fanstumes18.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line> <line start="31" end="38" speaker="sfx">snap</line> <line start="39" end="48" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="49" end="110" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Hey, you forgot that bite chunk out of Marshie's head! That can't be good.</line> <line start="111" end="169" speaker="marshie">If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be <em>unstoppable!</em></line> <line start="170" end="179"><marshie>If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be <em>unstoppable!</em></marshie><sfx>poomp</sfx></line> <line start="180" end="193" speaker="marshie">If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be <em>unstoppable!</em></line> <line start="194" end="239" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Please don't ever say "poomp back" ever again.</line> <line start="240" end="250" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="251" end="319" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Aw, this poor sap looks like he was forced to dress up as Mustache Homestar against his will.</line> <line start="320" end="399" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Are they in the room now? Blink twice if you are under duress, and I'll call for help.</line> <line start="400" end="429" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Ob'm know. That guy looks like he could really...</line> <line start="430" end="449"><homestar voiceover="true">Ob'm know. That guy looks like he could really...</homestar><homestar>hustle for sports!</homestar></line> <line start="450" end="457" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Ah! Duress!</line> <line start="458" end="467" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="468" end="520"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">a</span></strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="521" end="531"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="532" end="563"><strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">a</span></strongbad><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="564" end="617"><strongbad voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="618" end="711"><strongbad voiceover="true">Ah, that's the way that we dress up as Homsar for the Halloween holidays!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="712" end="722" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="723" end="752" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Whoa, nice truck-head Homestar costume!</line> <line start="753" end="794"><strongbad voiceover="true">That's right, 2018 Truckhead Homestar! <span style="visibility:hidden">Built chassis tough!</span></strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="795" end="816"><strongbad voiceover="true">That's right, 2018 Truckhead Homestar! Built chassis tough!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="817" end="904"><strongbad voiceover="true">Four over twice posi-taft intakes. So you can drive around all the lumber that a dirt road could need.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="905" end="940"><strongbad voiceover="true">2018 Truckhead Homestar!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="941" end="982"><strongbad voiceover="true">You probably hunt, right? <span style="visibility:hidden">Or... fish?</span></strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="983" end="1003"><strongbad voiceover="true">You probably hunt, right? Or... fish?</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="1004" end="1028" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="1029" end="1039" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1040" end="1092" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Okay, this is a great Coach Z costume, but I'm warning you, parents.</line> <line start="1093" end="1151" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I hope you never run for public office, 'cause this picture will come back to haunt you.</line> <line start="1152" end="1203" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And today, city councilperson Jorgley Morglin was forced to step down</line> <line start="1204" end="1293" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">when a photograph surfaced from 2018 showing that they willingly placed their child in a Coach Z costume.</line> <line start="1294" end="1348"><strongbad voiceover="true">You're listening to snooty jerkwad-supported public radio.</strongbad><sfx>radio news jingle</sfx></line> <line start="1349" end="1359" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1360" end="1430" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Gah! You inhuman monster! You skinned The Cheat so you could wear his cheat-pelt!</line> <line start="1431" end="1450" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="true">The Cheat noises</line> <line start="1451" end="1467" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">What do you mean, you molt?</line> <line start="1468" end="1510"><thecheat voiceover="true">The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad voiceover="true">You're molting right now? Turn the lights on.</strongbad></line> <line start="1511" end="1517"><sfx>snap</sfx><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line> <line start="1518" end="1563"><strongbad voiceover="true">Wah! That is so much worse than if you were actually skinned alive!</strongbad><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line> <line start="1564" end="1570"><sfx>snap</sfx><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line> <line start="1571" end="1581" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1582" end="1613" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys.</line> <line start="1614" end="1655" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">In addition to not finding an appropriate wig for this costume...</line> <line start="1656" end="1697" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'm afraid our VHS copy of <em>Hook</em> has finally given out,</line> <line start="1698" end="1728" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">and we won't be able to watch it on the tour bus.</line> <line start="1729" end="1777" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'm afraid it's nothing but <em>Twister</em> from Pantsburg to Broiter Grove.</line> <line start="1778" end="1848" speaker="larry" voiceover="true">I refuse to watch it! It's a black mark on Cary Elwes's career!</line> <line start="1849" end="1859" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="1860" end="1894"><strongbad voiceover="true">All together now!</strongbad><coachz><span style="visibility:hidden">a</span></coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="1895" end="1943"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><coachz voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="1944" end="1992"><strongbad voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><coachz voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="1993" end="2003" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2004" end="2056"><strongbad voiceover="true">Ugh, between the creepy lighting and the low megapixel count,</strongbad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line> <line start="2057" end="2103"><strongbad voiceover="true">some of these look more like... crime scene photos.</strongbad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line> <line start="2104" end="2114" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2115" end="2137"><strongbad voiceover="true">There comes a time in every Strong Bad's life,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2138" end="2148"><strongbad voiceover="true">There comes a time in every Strong Bad's life,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="2149" end="2188"><strongbad voiceover="true">when a fan-made costume just doesn't merit the usual witty retort.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2189" end="2205"><strongbad voiceover="true">when a fan-made costume just doesn't merit the usual witty retort.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="2206" end="2224"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is one of those times.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2225" end="2230"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is one of those times.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="2231" end="2234"><strongbad voiceover="true">And these are those costumes.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="2235" end="2256"><strongbad voiceover="true">And these are those costumes.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2257" end="2267"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2268" end="2288"><strongbad voiceover="true">This one is a costume.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2289" end="2299"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2300" end="2319"><strongbad voiceover="true">And this as well.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2320" end="2330"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2331" end="2353"><strongbad voiceover="true">Good effort here.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2354" end="2364"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2365" end="2395"><strongbad voiceover="true">An obscure reference.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2396" end="2406"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2407" end="2428"><strongbad voiceover="true">Deepest cut.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2429" end="2439"><sfx>click</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2440" end="2487"><strongbad voiceover="true">There are certain... vagueries I enjoy about this one.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="2488" end="2498" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2499" end="2529" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Whoa, look at all this!</line> <line start="2530" end="2543" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The milk jug? <span style="visibility:hidden">The sound effects CD? The bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close!</span></line> <line start="2544" end="2562" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The milk jug? The sound effects CD? <span style="visibility:hidden">The bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close!</span></line> <line start="2563" end="2600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The milk jug? The sound effects CD? The bust of... well, not Van Buren, but close!</line> <line start="2601" end="2620" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The space myoot-ant?! <span style="visibility:hidden">The some aluminum foil?!</span></line> <line start="2621" end="2643" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The space myoot-ant?! The some aluminum foil?!</line> <line start="2644" end="2705" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">This is no costume! You guys started your own sbemail reenactment society!</line> <line start="2706" end="2734" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="true"><em>(sheepishly)</em> Which is something I've never done!</line> <line start="2735" end="2798" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Sometimes I feel a little guilty, thinking that you guys put way more time and effort into these things</line> <line start="2799" end="2842" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">than was ever spent on the source material on which it is based.</line> <line start="2843" end="2853" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="2853" end="2869" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Oh wait... <span style="visibility:hidden">never mind.</span></line> <line start="2870" end="2883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Oh wait... never mind.</line> <line start="2884" end="2895" speaker="sfx">splat</line> </transcript>
