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<line start="10" end="79" speaker="cbmarzipan">And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?</line>
<line start="80" end="122" speaker="homestar">Look, girl sitting across from me. I gotta level with you.</line>
<line start="123" end="140" speaker="homestar">I'm gonna go build a deck!</line>
<line start="165" end="197" speaker="cbmarzipan">I gots to find me a new man.</line>
<line start="208" end="223" speaker="homestar">Hey, King of Town!</line>
<line start="224" end="237" speaker="homestar">I'm gonna build a deck!</line>
<line start="243" end="271" speaker="homestar">The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!</line>
<line start="272" end="295" speaker="homestar">I am the Deckman!</line>
<line start="296" end="328" speaker="homestar">D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!</line>
<line start="332" end="354" speaker="homestar">Oh! Hi, Strong Sad...</line>
<line start="355" end="392" speaker="homestar">Um... Not sure how I got in here...</line>
<line start="393" end="432" speaker="homestar">I'll just... go back the way I came.</line>
<line start="433" end="470" speaker="strongsad">I have got to get my prescription changed!</line>
<line start="516" end="545" speaker="bubs">Now what's all this about, Homestar?</line>
<line start="546" end="588" speaker="homestar">What, you didn't know? Yeah, I'm building me a deck.</line>
<line start="589" end="607" speaker="homestar">Using galvanized nails.</line>
<line start="608" end="623" speaker="homestar">That's right, that's right.</line>
<line start="624" end="649" speaker="homestar">I said I'm using galvani' nai'.</line>
<line start="650" end="690" speaker="bubs">Galvanized nails, eh? Sounds legit.</line>
<line start="691" end="739" speaker="bubs">We can chill out on it an' drink melonade all summer long.</line>
<line start="740" end="789" speaker="homestar">Yeah, melonade! We haven't talked about that much lately!</line>
<line start="790" end="803" speaker="homestar">Maybe we can eat some...</line>
<line start="804" end="831" speaker="homestar">marshmallows...</line>
<line start="832" end="844" speaker="homestar">too!</line>
<line start="845" end="865" speaker="bubs">And I like to dance!</line>
<line start="878" end="904" speaker="bubs">Well, I'll let you get back to work.</line>
<line start="905" end="945" speaker="bubs">I'll swing by later on with a sixer of Melonade!</line>
<line start="946" end="961" speaker="homestar">Make it a seven-er.</line>
<line start="962" end="980" speaker="bubs">Aroo-got it!</line>
<line start="989" end="1017" speaker="coachz">Galvanized, you don't say?</line>
<line start="1018" end="1036" speaker="homestar">Yeah, it's pretty legit.</line>
<line start="1037" end="1074" speaker="homestar">I was thinking about writing a musical about it too.</line>
<line start="1075" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Maybe call it, "My Good/Great Deck".</line>
<line start="1105" end="1129" speaker="homestar">I'll probably get Rappaport to star in it.</line>
<line start="1130" end="1163" speaker="coachz">What about me? I wanna be in your myorsical!</line>
<line start="1164" end="1184" speaker="coachz">I can be the orphan!</line>
<line start="1185" end="1233" speaker="coachz"><em>(singing)</em> Oh, where is my mudder-dee-doo?</line>
<line start="1234" end="1255" speaker="homestar">That's a good one, Coach.</line>
<line start="1256" end="1276" speaker="homestar">A really...<span style="visibility:hidden"> really... good one.</span></line>
<line start="1277" end="1294" speaker="homestar">A really... really...<span style="visibility:hidden"> good one.</span></line>
<line start="1295" end="1318" speaker="homestar">A really... really... good one.</line>
<line start="1319" end="1376" speaker="homestar">Well, I better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon.</line>
<line start="1377" end="1412" speaker="coachz">But what abrat my four Tony Awards?</line>
<line start="1413" end="1475" speaker="homestar">'Kipedia said vulcanized was the way to go. But I dang old knew better.</line>
<line start="1476" end="1524" speaker="homestar">Galvanized, galvanized, galvanized, that's what I always say!</line>
<line start="1525" end="1617" speaker="cbmarzipan">Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to hide the fact that you don't know how to build a deck?</line>
<line start="1630" end="1683" speaker="homestar">I'm gonna have to get... back to you on that one...</line>
<line start="1684" end="1709" speaker="homestar">Peow!</line>
<line start="1710" end="1723" speaker="cbmarzipan">Ahem...</line>
<line start="1724" end="1744" speaker="homestar">Let's try that again.</line>
<line start="1746" end="1760" speaker="homestar">Peow!</line>
<line start="1761" end="1920" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">music, hammering sounds</line>
<line start="1921" end="1951" speaker="bubs">Well, I'm impressed, Homestar.</line>
<line start="1952" end="2019" speaker="bubs">When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible.</line>
<line start="2020" end="2054" speaker="bubs">You know, 'cause you were building it.</line>
<line start="2055" end="2068" speaker="homestar">Yeah, me too!</line>
<line start="2069" end="2099" speaker="bubs">But I think I could get used to this!</line>
<line start="2100" end="2149" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">wooshing</line>
<line start="2150" end="2209" speaker="homestar">Here's to galvanized nails and cardboard females!</line>
<line start="2210" end="2227" speaker="bubs">I'll drink to that!</line>
<line start="2228" end="2235" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">clink</line>
<line start="2253" end="2303" speaker="cbmarzipan">Oh, Homestar. I'm so proud of you!</line>
<line start="2304" end="2332" speaker="strongmad">ME TOO!</line>
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