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  <line start="28" end="50" speaker="strongsad">Sports and practice! Sports and practice!</line>
  <line start="50" end="57"><strongsad>Sports and practice! Sports and practice!</strongsad><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line>
  <line start="58" end="106" speaker="strongsad">Oh, hash potatoes! I'll never be the number-one pick!</line>
  <line start="107" end="120" speaker="announcer">Hold on!</line>
  <line start="121" end="190" speaker="announcer">Introducing Coach Z's 110% Hustle for Sports Instructional Video!</line>
  <line start="229" end="252" speaker="coachz">Hi. I'm Coach Z.</line>
  <line start="253" end="310" speaker="coachz">And the makers of this commercial have asked me to speak in a more toned-down voice.</line>
  <line start="311" end="354" speaker="coachz">As coach of world-champion hustlers and try-harders,</line>
  <line start="355" end="405" speaker="coachz">I've cram-packed these 19 VHS casette tapes</line>
  <line start="406" end="467" speaker="coachz">with all the secrets to step-by-step sports instructional videros.</line>
  <line start="468" end="489" speaker="homestar">Hustle for sports!</line>
  <line start="490" end="504" speaker="announcer">The fundamentals! <span style="visibility:hidden">Advanced techniques! Training tips!</span></line>
  <line start="505" end="523" speaker="announcer">The fundamentals! Advanced techniques! <span style="visibility:hidden">Training tips!</span></line>
  <line start="524" end="536" speaker="announcer">The fundamentals! Advanced techniques! Training tips!</line>
  <line start="537" end="556" speaker="announcer">And a some lot more!</line>
  <line start="557" end="605" speaker="coachz">My butt-patented system will get the results your youngster needs</line>
  <line start="606" end="645" speaker="coachz">to not get made fun of out on the fierld.</line>
  <line start="646" end="666" speaker="homestar">Hustle for sports!</line>
  <line start="667" end="713" speaker="strongbad">This product is a product I endorse. <span style="visibility:hidden">On my hat.</span></line>
  <line start="714" end="732" speaker="strongbad">This product is a product I endorse. On my hat.</line>
  <line start="733" end="756" speaker="homestar">Hustle for sports!</line>
  <line start="757" end="835" speaker="coachz">My whole deal's backed up by actual scientific findings and this rotating computer graphic,</line>
  <line start="836" end="860" speaker="coachz">so you know it's legit!</line>
  <line start="861" end="905" speaker="announcer">Homestar Runner, you just won the sports, how you did at?</line>
  <line start="906" end="941" speaker="homestar">Well, we just brought our A game, you know?</line>
  <line start="942" end="966" speaker="homestar">Everybody stepped it up out there,</line>
  <line start="967" end="991" speaker="homestar">and then we stayed within ourselves,</line>
  <line start="992" end="1017" speaker="homestar">and decided it would be a good strategy</line>
  <line start="1018" end="1065" speaker="homestar">to try and score more points than our opponents within the allotted time.</line>
  <line start="1066" end="1113" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Coach Z's 110% Hustle for Sports Instructional Video!</line>
  <line start="1114" end="1126" speaker="sfx">camera snaps</line>
  <line start="1127" end="1145" speaker="announcer">Coach Z's 110% whatever machine!</line>
  <line start="1146" end="1189" speaker="announcer">Only $59.95 plus shipping and handing, or free with proof of VCR-have.</line>
  <line start="1190" end="1213" speaker="homestar">Hustle for sports!</line>
  <line start="1300" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">This product is a product I endorse. <span style="visibility:hidden">On my hat.</span></line>
  <line start="1347" end="1370" speaker="strongbad">This product is a product I endorse. On my hat.</line>
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