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  <line start="20" end="40">Mmm. French fries.</line>
  <line start="43" end="72">Mmm. Yeah, they're good.</line>
  <line start="73" end="113">Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile.</line>
  <line start="114" end="148">I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.</line>
  <line start="149" end="174">Nope, nope. I don't think so either.</line>
  <line start="175" end="181">Nope.</line>
  <line start="182" end="209">I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.</line>
  <line start="210" end="214">Oh?</line>
  <line start="215" end="217"><other>Oh?</other><other>I'm gonna sing it.</other></line>
  <line start="218" end="225"><other><span style="visibility:hidden">Oh?</span></other><other>I'm gonna sing it.</other></line>
  <line start="226" end="239"><sfx>music starts</sfx><span style="visibility:hidden"><strongbad voiceover="very yes" sfx="true">groan</strongbad></span></line>
  <line start="240" end="250"><sfx>music starts</sfx><strongbad voiceover="very yes" sfx="true">groan</strongbad></line>
  <line start="251" end="260"><sfx>music starts</sfx><span style="visibility:hidden"><strongbad voiceover="very yes" sfx="true">groan</strongbad></span></line>
  <line start="272" end="304" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">I already don't like the sound of this one.</line>
  <line start="305" end="333" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!</line>
  <line start="334" end="372" speaker="davey">Come down from your crystal fortress,</line>
  <line start="373" end="396" speaker="davey">oh Strong Bad,</line>
  <line start="402" end="412" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">What?!</line>
  <line start="414" end="466" speaker="davey">A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,</line>
  <line start="467" end="480" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Unicorns?!</line>
  <line start="481" end="493" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Wh-who are you?</line>
  <line start="494" end="555" speaker="davey" voiceover="very yes">Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.</line>
  <line start="556" end="562" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">All right, you whiny weasels.</line>
  <line start="563" end="574"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">All right, you whiny weasels.</strongbad><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress</singers></line>
  <line start="575" end="598"><span style="visibility:hidden"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">All right, you whiny weasels.</strongbad></span><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress</singers></line>
  <line start="599" end="603" speaker="singer" voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</line>
  <line start="604" end="625"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
  <line start="626" end="638"><span style="visibility:hidden"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer></span><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
  <line start="639" end="668"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><strongbad voiceover="very yes">Shut up.</strongbad><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
  <line start="669" end="672"><span style="visibility:hidden"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><strongbad voiceover="very yes">Shut up.</strongbad></span><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
  <line start="673" end="688" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Throw me a squeedley guitar!</line>
  <line start="689" end="738" speaker="sfx">metal music</line>
  <line start="739" end="767" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Let me tell ya, you get French fries,</line>
  <line start="768" end="788" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">and you get French fries,</line>
  <line start="789" end="817" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">but you don't get French fries,</line>
  <line start="818" end="855"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries,</strongbad><singer>You don't get french friiies.</singer></line>
  <line start="856" end="860"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries,</strongbad><singer>You get french friiiiies!</singer></line>
  <line start="861" end="893"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">but you don't get no French fries,</strongbad><singer>You get french friiiiies!</singer></line>
  <line start="894" end="902"><singer voiceover="very yes">They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies!</singer></line>
  <line start="903" end="945"><singer voiceover="very yes">They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies!</singer><strongbad voiceover="very yes">You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, </strongbad></line>
  <line start="946" end="962"><singer voiceover="very yes">They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies!</singer><strongbad>but you don't get French fries!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="963" end="987"><singer voiceover="very yes">Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!</singer><strongbad>but you don't get French fries!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="988" end="999"><singer voiceover="very yes">Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!</singer></line>
  <line start="1011" end="1021"><strongbad voiceover="very yes">Ohh!</strongbad><singer voiceover="very yes">Ohh!</singer></line>
  <line start="1031" end="1037"><singer voiceover="very yes">Ahh!</singer></line>
  <line start="1038" end="1066" speaker="davey">Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams,</line>
  <line start="1067" end="1073"><davey>Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams,</davey><strongbad voiceover="very yes" sfx="that too">groan</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1074" end="1101"><davey>oh Strong Bad,</davey><strongbad voiceover="very yes" sfx="that too">groan</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1108" end="1117" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">I thought you were done.</line>
  <line start="1118" end="1167" speaker="davey" voiceover="very yes">The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock,</line>
  <line start="1168" end="1186" speaker="strongbad">I'll melt your face!</line>
  <line start="1191" end="1226" speaker="davey">Our golden shining spirits,</line>
  <line start="1227" end="1231" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Eww!</line>
  <line start="1232" end="1263" speaker="davey">will all join hands and sing.</line>
  <line start="1264" end="1299" speaker="singers" voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress</line>
  <line start="1300" end="1306"><singer voiceover="still yes">Strong Bad</singer><strongbad>No!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1307" end="1326"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
  <line start="1327" end="1334"><span style="visibility:hidden"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer></span><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
  <line start="1335" end="1341"><span style="visibility:hidden"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer></span><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers><strongbad>I'm not coming down from no place.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1342" end="1346"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><span style="visibility:hidden"><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></span><strongbad>I'm not coming down from no place.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1347" end="1359"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers><strongbad>I'm not coming down from no place.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1360" end="1364"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
  <line start="1365" end="1379"><span style="visibility:hidden"><singer voiceover="very yes">Strong Bad</singer></span><singers voiceover="very yes">Please come down from your crystal fortress,</singers></line>
  <line start="1380" end="1399"><singer>Strong Bad.</singer></line>
  <line start="1400" end="1418"><other><span style="visibility:hidden">buffer</span></other><singer>Strong Bad.</singer></line>
  <line start="1419" end="1454"><other><span style="visibility:hidden">buffer</span></other><other><span style="visibility:hidden">buffer</span></other><strongbad>Shut up.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1455" end="1510" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">You stupid hippie.</line>
  <line start="1511" end="1538" speaker="strongbad">I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.</line>
  <line start="1549" end="1583" speaker="sfx">crash!</line>
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