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Poot-Slap (Thorax Corp)

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To view a censored version of this page, see Poot-Slap.

This variant of Poot-Slap from Thorax Corp, as performed by 3-Dee is an uncensored version of the original, hidden within the sound library of the site.

Lyrics

Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch

Round one, here I come,
Put your hands in the air, gonna have some fun.
We're 3-Dee and we're on the mic,
Slap that booty, do what you like.

Swing that booty in my direction,
'Cause my erection needs protection.
It's time to bump that rump,
Grab some butter and grease it up.

Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch (unh)
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch

Round two, what's next?
Yoo-hoo, time to have sex.
Sundrop, drop that bass,
Oooh, BOOM! in your face!

Nehi, I'm a flavor savior
Slappin' that booty, it's what I savor.
All in favor kill that raunch,
Dansk! What's that staunch.
(Keep singin'!)

Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch.
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch.

Dansk...
{a dog yelps, followed by laughter}

Singin'
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay

Poot doggay, (poot doggay)
Dong
(Doggay doggay doggay)
Poot
Dong

{panting}